Dua Lipa is some Kosovo refugee who managed to climb to the top of the charts because she launched a youtube after her model agency called her fat…I don’t know if that is her official story, but that’s the take away I’ve managed to come up with after being forced to see her fashionable exhibitionism to maintain relevant for the coveted TikTok generation that dance to all her viral songs, this is the new and the only thing I can say is THANK god she’s not a fat chick, because if a pop star is hot, and Dua Lipa is hot.

I can buy into their making her the leader of their generation, if the popstar is Katy Perry, I have no choice but to think “she’s a plant from the feds to destroy society as a whole” because there is NO reason Katy Perry was the Dua Lipa of her generation, and with all the WOKE shit, just be happy she doesn’t have a dick, or at least one she’s advertising and using as part of her identity to get noticed.

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