Dua Lipa Archives - Page 15 of 15 Archive - DrunkenStepFather.com

2018

27

Aug

Dua Lipa Bra of the Day

Dua Lipa is a product of the new, the next generation of good times, where girls get famous from being slutty on social media, and their music gets big because of social media, because social media is the only thing people care about…

The nice thing about Social media…is that girls are fucking slutty, and dress with their asses hanging out at all ages, and because of that…I realized that my favorite part of a woman is her brain….and her spirit and by brain and spirit I mean the space between her asshole and Pussy that you can often see if the shorts are short enough and she’s in a yoga pose or often times when they are just walking…

I guess the nice thing about Social Media for Dua Lipa is that she exists and is now rich as fuck because of it…

Here are her nipples….

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Dua Lipa|SFW

2018

23

Aug

Dua Lipa Bikini Spread Legs of the Day

0 Comments

Dua Lipa is a nice reminder that all these young girls from social media who are transitioning to the mainstream – since social media is the mainstream – and the mainstream are a bunch of fucking idiots who were too slow moving to really dominate the direction that their high paid executives were being paid to be on top of – leaving their multi million dollar produced shows like the VMAs that are celeb filled despite being stupid as fuck – getting less than 5,000,000 viewers…while a Kardashian can post a selfie on an iphone that takes then 15 seconds and get 5 million likes on it….the world is nuts…

The mainstream was slow to blogging, or updating sites, slow to streaming and video, slow to fucking everything…that’s why Youtube, Netflix, Instagram, and so many blogs that are now mainstream media exist…

The big rich companies had no fucking clue, and that fucking amazes me, because every half retard I’ve met over the years saw this coming…

Anyway, the new mainstream involves slutty girls doing slutty things and building fans who will pay to see them in real life after seeing them on the internet like one big reality show and Dua Lipa is one of the contestants or cast members…and here she is promoting her music.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Dua Lipa|SFW

2018

21

Jun

Dua Lipa Pussy Flash of the Day

Comments Off on Dua Lipa Pussy Flash of the Day

Dua Lipa is a 22 year old signed to Warner Music…success story…you’ve never heard of, because you’re not a 15 year old.

She’s pretty famous despite you having never heard of her….unless you’re like me, old and not on the Youtube game…but exposed to all the pop culture smut that happens even if I don’t want to be.

She’s got a huge following and I guess famous at 14 for her cover songs…She’s got a video from last year that almost has 1 billion views…she’s legit…

And this is some clickbait on her – cuz you can’t see her pussy, but if you want to get philosophical – anything can technically be a pussy – if you fuck it hard enough….like her upper leg..

So Dua Lipa pussy flash, is really Dua Lipa upper leg…but you’re not about to click that link wherever you clicked to get her – now are you….

So do what you’ve been doing with your hand and household objects all these years…sit back and pretend it’s a pussy…YUM.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Dua Lipa|SFW

2018

31

May

Dua Lipa Nipples of the Day

2 Comments

Oops …

I wrote a post on Charli XCX’s nipples – but turns out they are DUA LIPA’s nipples…because I am so old, disconnected, unaware of what is going on in pop culture…

Just a few hours ago, a friend asked me “what’s the latest viral trend” and I said “I’m not 15, I hate social media, I don’t fucking care”….

The only viral trend I know and see is a bunch of fucking people trying to get as famous as possible doing the least amount of work they can…and seeing it working for them…

Everyone is an influencer, even people producing porn, it’s where everything lives…

So knowing what nipples I look at, on two fame whores, one a youtuber the other a who the fuck knows, while this one’s the youtuber..is impossible…I don’t stand a chance..

Plus I have a real life facial recognition blindness, that comes with not caring, but literally exists cuz I don’t recognize friends or my wife…due to trauma maybe…it’s like I see people I’ve known forever and I’m like “oh that’s what you look like”…it’s a condition….that I won’t use as an excuse for my terrible blogging and reporting on nipples, when I should do better…with a site like DrunkenStepfather, written by a dyslexic, you’d expect better….

I will stick to not caring, I see tits everyday, they’re tits, who cares.

UPDATE IT IS Charli XCX’s nipples

Posted in:Dua Lipa

2018

11

Apr

Dua Lipa in a Bra of the Day

0 Comments

Who is DUA LIPA anyway?

That’s the real question people need to be asking themselves…because if there’s a girl performing in a bra, getting media hype, we have a right to know…WE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW…

Luckily there’s this tool that tracks all your data called GOOGLE, who not only offers you curated selections of sites that pay them lots of money to give you that information, you see because GOOGLE is owned by shareholders who are keen on getting their corporate ventures the most love, killing off all the indy bloggers like WALMART did to stores…so you can go and see what they think of DUA LIPA…

And that very same Google owns this thing called YOUTUBE which is a video search engine where people google videos and see vidoes and follow videos…often times slutty videos…of young girls…that they jerk off to…but don’t tell those same SHAREHOLDERS that their ads are running next to teens in bikinis singing and dancing…that is Youtube’s secret with you…

Dua Lipa is one of their stars, a YOUTUBE girl with a billion views, that the mainstream is finally picking up on, even though she likely made more money on Youtube…cuz YOUTUBERS get paid yo.

Posted in:Dua Lipa|SFW

2018

14

Mar

Dua Lipa Bikini of the Day

0 Comments

Dua Lipa is a 22 year old signed to Warner Music…who has just released a new song and is getting pretty fucking famous…

She’s pretty famous despite having never heard of her, I am old and not on the Youtube game…why would I know her or her songs, but she’s got a huge following and I guess famous at 14 for her cover songs…one of her videos has a BILLION VIEWS.

People are loving her, and she’s getting it done, even though she’s an annoying hipster, there’s something hot about her…

And that is partially based on the fact that she posts slutty bikini pics on her socially media, that’s the key to existing whether a signed musician, or just aspiring to get a free hotel stay as an “influencer”….the dream still comes true…you just gotta put your smut out there slut.

Posted in:Dua Lipa

2018

09

Jan

Dua Lipa Nipple of the Day

1 Comment

Dua Lipa is a 22 year old signed to Warner Music…who has just released a new song, or is releasing a new song on January 12….

So she’s posted some “Times Up” content on her social media, right before posting this image of her in panties, that I guess she felt was important to show the world…because we all need to see someone’s panties in order to really understand her…

She’s pretty famous despite having never heard of her, I am old and not on the Youtube game…why would I know her or her songs, but she’s got a huge following and I guess famous at 14 for her cover songs…

She’s got a video from last year that almost has 1 billion views…she’s legit…a DIY kind of thing….

But the news in this is the black and white panty shot…bring it girl…I won’t listen to your music but I like your marketing of that shit….

“TIMES UP”

Posted in:Dua Lipa|SFW