The future is now…Dua Lipa who’s name you can’t pronounce and probably don’t care to pronounce is the product of a successful YOUTUBE page with Billions of views….that allows her to carry herself around like a celebrity, because this is where celebrity happens…social media…not the blogs, not the record labels…strictly on the YOUTUBE…

I don’t know what this Dua Lipa hipster who probably isn’t all that hip, but the cool kids aren’t so cool anymore, is out with her nips out, on trend, on brand…and whether her music sucks or not…I can appreciate all her hard work generating buzz for herself and promoting herself…

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Dua Lipa may have the dumbest name in show business, but she’s a do it yourself kind of youtuber with a billion views, that has had the power of social media create her celebrity, and thus her career as a touring musician….something that I would assume would have never happened without youtube….because with youtube all you have to do is post up your demo of a cover song, tag it properly, and have the people find you, follow you, and soon enough the execs looking for talent will say “she’s got a lot of views, people must like her, let’s sign her”….

Long gone are the days of recording a demo, going door to door in LA or NYC where you physically had to be there hustling to get heard….

Creating for a very lazy group of people, which is a good thing, cuz with laziness comes lazy marketing, and lazy marketing when it comes to women means getting naked or half naked…it’s easier than doing something smart, clever or good and gets more views and likes…and motherfuckers it’s all about the likes.

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Dua Lipa is a nice reminder that all these young girls from social media who are transitioning to the mainstream – since social media is the mainstream – and the mainstream are a bunch of fucking idiots who were too slow moving to really dominate the direction that their high paid executives were being paid to be on top of – leaving their multi million dollar produced shows like the VMAs that are celeb filled despite being stupid as fuck – getting less than 5,000,000 viewers…while a Kardashian can post a selfie on an iphone that takes then 15 seconds and get 5 million likes on it….the world is nuts…

The mainstream was slow to blogging, or updating sites, slow to streaming and video, slow to fucking everything…that’s why Youtube, Netflix, Instagram, and so many blogs that are now mainstream media exist…

The big rich companies had no fucking clue, and that fucking amazes me, because every half retard I’ve met over the years saw this coming…

Anyway, the new mainstream involves slutty girls doing slutty things and building fans who will pay to see them in real life after seeing them on the internet like one big reality show and Dua Lipa is one of the contestants or cast members…and here she is promoting her music.

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Dua Lipa is a 22 year old signed to Warner Music…success story…you’ve never heard of, because you’re not a 15 year old.

She’s pretty famous despite you having never heard of her….unless you’re like me, old and not on the Youtube game…but exposed to all the pop culture smut that happens even if I don’t want to be.

She’s got a huge following and I guess famous at 14 for her cover songs…She’s got a video from last year that almost has 1 billion views…she’s legit…

And this is some clickbait on her – cuz you can’t see her pussy, but if you want to get philosophical – anything can technically be a pussy – if you fuck it hard enough….like her upper leg..

So Dua Lipa pussy flash, is really Dua Lipa upper leg…but you’re not about to click that link wherever you clicked to get her – now are you….

So do what you’ve been doing with your hand and household objects all these years…sit back and pretend it’s a pussy…YUM.

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Who is DUA LIPA anyway?

That’s the real question people need to be asking themselves…because if there’s a girl performing in a bra, getting media hype, we have a right to know…WE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW…

Luckily there’s this tool that tracks all your data called GOOGLE, who not only offers you curated selections of sites that pay them lots of money to give you that information, you see because GOOGLE is owned by shareholders who are keen on getting their corporate ventures the most love, killing off all the indy bloggers like WALMART did to stores…so you can go and see what they think of DUA LIPA…

And that very same Google owns this thing called YOUTUBE which is a video search engine where people google videos and see vidoes and follow videos…often times slutty videos…of young girls…that they jerk off to…but don’t tell those same SHAREHOLDERS that their ads are running next to teens in bikinis singing and dancing…that is Youtube’s secret with you…

Dua Lipa is one of their stars, a YOUTUBE girl with a billion views, that the mainstream is finally picking up on, even though she likely made more money on Youtube…cuz YOUTUBERS get paid yo.

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Dua Lipa is a 22 year old signed to Warner Music…who has just released a new song, or is releasing a new song on January 12….

So she’s posted some “Times Up” content on her social media, right before posting this image of her in panties, that I guess she felt was important to show the world…because we all need to see someone’s panties in order to really understand her…

She’s pretty famous despite having never heard of her, I am old and not on the Youtube game…why would I know her or her songs, but she’s got a huge following and I guess famous at 14 for her cover songs…

She’s got a video from last year that almost has 1 billion views…she’s legit…a DIY kind of thing….

But the news in this is the black and white panty shot…bring it girl…I won’t listen to your music but I like your marketing of that shit….

“TIMES UP”

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