The Met Gala is the event that happens each year when all the celebrities wear dumb outfits and show off their tits.. here is our round-up and I’m not talking about the class action lawsuit against Monsanto..I am talking about a bunch of pics of idiots who think they are important because they got an invite to humor a bunch of socialite New Yorkers who paid the 35,000 dollarr ticket price to attend the event.
It is interesting what becomes a cultural event, or an exclusive event, that they appear to let in a lot of non-exclusive people, like some of these women would probably suck your dick for 20,000 dollars….which isn’t all that expensive….
I know that as much as I consider myself a fashionista in my soiled sweatpants and obesity, I’d never want to be involved or participate in this shit….not that I have an option, but I like to think if there ever was an invite, I’d have to turn it down…..just looking at these idiots makes me hate everything about this shit…
Here’s the tits….CLICK MORE….TO SEE THEM ALL….CUZ IT IS A MEGA…..not a MAGA post….as anyone who can make it there…was there….including Rat Cow’s Belly Button…which I guess was a huge deal for her Belly Button…to be gutter instagram trash invited to such a trendy and exclusive event…she must really think she matters…even she’s like a Straight to DVD actor of the DVD era….thank god she fucked KANYE all those years ago before the BLURRED LINES VIDEO….other trash was there too…and here they are.
Amber Valletta with the deepest cameltoe the MET has ever seen…
Em Rat Cow Very Scary Belly Button…
Zoe Kravitz with her tits out..
Ashley Graham Almost Pussy Flash.. or Gunt Flashing..
Bella Hadid you know when she walked in the caterer screamed HIDE THE CHEESE!!
Camila Mendes Tiny Hands…
Joan Smalls in some see through shit showing nipple…
Camila Morrone almost pussy flash…
Candice Swanepoel Cultural Appropriation and Leprosy Arm..
Cara Delavigne Nipple Pasties..
Emma Roberts Still Hot..remember her nip slip?
Celine Dion Crypt Keeping…
Charli XCX piss stained dress…
Chloe Moretz Still not hot…
Dakota Johnson Must be on her period..
Doutzen Kroes..boring..
Dua Lipa With the Tits…
Elle Fanning Trying..
Emily Blunt..boring..
Alicia Vikander Boring..
Emma Stone Still Ugly..
Gal Gadot Cultural Appropriation, somebody call PADMA
Gigi Hadid Finally Muslim in her Hijab…
Hailee Steinfeld is whatever..
Hailey Baldwin Thong…
J Lo Trying to prevent the aliens from stealing her brain and pushing her tits together…
Karlie Kloss Street Hooker..
Katy Perry still not killed off..
Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner’s Fake Tits…
Kim Kardashian The Wet Look..
Kristen Stewart Still Queer…
Lady Gaga in her Panties..and her 15 minute strip tease…
Lili Reinhart in shorts…
Lilly Collins is pretty hot…
Lily Rose Depp not showing off her hard nipples…
Lucy Boynton is hot…
Madeline Petsch Side Boob…
Maria Sharapova is still around..
Miley Cyrus cant close her mouth cause her veneers too big…
Naomi Campbell with the stripper tights…
Nina Dobrev Short Skirt…
Rita Ora with her big tits probably not invited…
Rosie Huntington Whiteley kinda hot…
Sara Sampaio taking a break from fishing off the docks on the hudson to show up…
Serena Williams in running shoes…
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