Dua Lipa is in Mexico because she’s young and she’s rich and she’s living her best young and rich life….whether she would have been famous in a different era is irrelevant because she’s famous now…social media breeds stars who are questionably deserving of stardom because they are really just strategic enough to know how to create clickbait and slutty enough content to get seen, without being too slutty to be blacklisted by the mainstream, but depending on popularity, that slutty is a sliding scale of slutty….if you’re really popular, you can dabble in softcore porn, maybe even some dick sucking videos since everyone does it, and it’s not right to slut shame or whatever..

To be a top selling artist, you just need your song to go viral on Youtube or TikTok…and all your dreams will come true…it’s pretty simplistic and doesn’t require much work because when you are your own boss and money is being thrown at you…you can take the time you need to chill because these idiot fans don’t have any expectations out of you, they are too busy taking selfies….so ride that hit, ride that money, get those brand deals, it’s not all that different than it used to be, but being their own bosses rather than working for the labels and management makes for some pretty shitty content.

ANYWAY, along with society going more “ratched” and stripper-like, so is fashion, so DUA LIPA’s dress that has a buil in G-String, unless that’s just her showing her G-STRING, on some 90s J.Lo kick because we remember the WHALE TAIL being a style with the low rise jeans….so this is that G-String, or dress with a Built in G-String to give the illusion of being a G-String and I fucking hat G-Strings…

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In the event that you’re losing your mind in lockdown due to COVID…I mean maybe you are one of the people who lost their job…we can’t all be billionaires who monetize off this shit..whether it’s bitcoin, the stock market crash then boom, or what I guess is also a housing boom as prices keep going up and up while people are supposed to be broke as fuck…and eating each other in the streets to survive….

If you’re going crazy, debating suicide, drinking and doing drugs to entertain yourself because you’ve been forced into your 500 square foot shitty apartment with nothing to do..

If your Christmas was cancelled all over a VIRUS…the invisible threat…that keeps families apart…

You’ll be glad to know DUA LIPA, a Youtube singer with a legitimate career thanks to Youtube…who has sex with the HADID brother…because they are “It people” who need to fuck other “It people” in order to stay “It people”….despite 99% of people off instagram having no idea who she is…

You’ll be glad to know she’s in Mexico getting her tan on, along with all the other celebs in Mexico getting their tan on, since COVID doesn’t fuck with the RICH…it’s one of those viruses that is selective…like AIDS…

Here’s that ass..that the internet doesn’t CANCEL for being on vacation and living a better life than them…but are too busy cancelling everything else…like rape jokes…when rape jokes are actually funny….the world is nutty and COVID is clearly a REAL threat to all…LOL

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Dua Lipa is the plus sized model, too big to be a model, at least that is who chose to become a youtuber instead, doing the cover song thing that people did to go viral by mooching off people who were searching the original song and those views are a currency when looking to go viral, because the lazy mainstream follow the views..and think the views are more than just showing tits…

Either way, she’s in a tight stripper dress, tits out, because if you make the origin story about being too fat to model, you best have tits as far as I’m concerned….so she’s got the tits…tits anti-vaxxer Anwar Hadid sucks on like they are his mommies…because rich brats collect nice things…like her tits…

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Dua Lipa’s got a hard nipple in a t-shirt for all you losers who haven’t grown out of high school, where a hard nipple was enough to make you premature ejaculate in your coed gym glass….

Dua Lipa’s a youtuber who matters thanks to cover songs on Youtube, it’s the place where record labels source talent to invest in, because they don’t need to do the hard work of building the audience, like placing them on American Idol or other talent shows for that viral clip, this bitch got viral on her own…and shit probably makes her serious fucking money before the legit label moved in and wanted of piece of the action….

It’s like when you take a cam girl out of the midwest basement studio she set up for herself, and put her in porn…but the mainstream version….you know evil mooch corporations trying to rape the willing…

She probably doesn’t need them to survive, that youtube money and influencer campaigns pay wel and she’s doing it her fucking self….or at least we think she was before getting signed but since everyone’s got a price and if you can make more of that easy money with mainstream entertainment people on board fucking do it…because it legitimized her as an “artist” something these youtubers need to feel worthy and because you can never have enough money to live that American dream.

I think she’s had a few chart topping songs, you know legit record labels allow that to happen, thanks to their network of radio contacts they pay out to play the songs so they hit the Billboard top 40…..

Her most recent work is a collab with MIley, that’s really just a cash grab from both of them, to mooch off each other’s clout, to elevate each other to greater heights…and it’s all not very exciting, but either is her hard nip in a t-shirt…

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Dua Lipa is the busty youtuber turned popstar thanks to youtube cover songs….which is the way to the fucking top…

She started out as model who was told she was too fat….so she said fuck ya’ll I’m going to go sing shitty cover songs and get noticed for my tits…and it worked because she’s an “it girl”…..I think I just saw she’s releasing a song with Miley, and I mean once you go viral on the social media, you just print fucking money..

Here’s some random recent pics of her in tight bike shorts, feeling her big titties up, wearing fuck me boots, you know doing that “relevant” starlet in an era where that just means popular on social media…bullshit…

I don’t care, buy you may care..so here.

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Dua Lipa is a youtuber turned signed music artist that has a bunch of hit songs because that’s what happens when you go viral and start trending….people want your audience and move the fuck in on you…

She’s also the girlfriend of the Hadid Brother, not Bella Hadid, the actual brother who presents himself as a brother because if you’re trending, you gotta stick with the other trending people, to increase the power of your trending….strength in numbers, an army of useless overpaid brats pretending they matter, because they are told by everyone that they matter, and don’t know any better…

In terms of Dua Lipa, she had big dreams of being a model, aspiring to be a model is the funniest dream girls have…like aim higher…but thanks to youtube figured she could use her Albanian dialect in song….like a Filipino at the Karaoke bar….just able to sing like an angel…not that Dua Lipa sings like an angel…but luckily in her trying to be a fashion icon, or at least trend in her age group, she wears slutty, see through, outfits….just not see through enough, if you’re going to go down that route, where’s the labia you phoney see through wearing clickbait seeking fuck.

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Dua Lipa in the sex panties….because she’s not so subtle about what she does in the bedroom…I mean she’s the kind of girl with a record deal, youtube money, a rich Hadid as a boyfriend of over a year….there’s absolutely no actual need for her to post her white cotton panties with Sex written on them…besides being like all the other girls trying to be racy, or sexual, while sexualizing themselves as they yell at you for sexualizing them…because they are idiots…it’s the same as all these anarchist protestors pretending to care about freedoms or equality….basically assaulting people who don’t agree with them…which where I’m sitting is facism…so nudes from these girls competing for sex pics, even though they have all the money and careers they could ever ask for, is basically fascism too…only its not because you can still sexualize their content, I know I do….so their tactics of empowering that you know is just an angle is barely interesting….because we know they are all one step away from launching an OnlyFans since Bella Thorne made 2 million on the platform and all these other idiots have been giving away the panty pics for free….it never made sense to me, I’m from the era of Jenna Jameson being worth 100 million dollars because of her porn site, Pam Anderson and other Playboy girls getting 50k or more to do a nude shoot….this everyone doing it for free is hilarious…idiots…did they not realize before instagram you had to pay a bitch to get naked….retards everywhere.

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Dua Lipa is a trending Youtuber who got a record deal as all these trending youtubers do while the mainstream is attempting to cash in on social media but not quite expert enough to find the best way to do that….

I am sure her original songs that she’s put out are pretty shit, but that’s less about her as a talent and more to do with music these days that are created on lap tops, sound like computers and lack a lot of soul….it’s just meme, catchphrase, videogame soundtrack shit….and kids don’t know better…and sure that could be a “Ok, Boomer” situation of me being out of touch or maybe it’s just that music like all things seem to be lazy despite having all the tools needed, 100s of thousands of dollars of equipment on a fucking lap top….the whole process more accessible, but when you just want a viral hit, why fucking bother doing something good, when you can just do something catchy and clickbait-y.

Anyway, that’s all just a matter of opinion, when really I’m only here to look at the racy and scandalous, half naked and lovely content these people put out about themselves that allow us to really appreciate their talents or lack of talents because their talents are really just digital marketing skills….because her ass is hanging out.

I actually don’t like to think the older generation of pre-social media talent was any better or more important than the Do-It-Yourself starlets of social media, if anything I like that the influencers disrupted the boring and elitist mainstream, and I think they should be paid fairly, if not overpaid for it because they did it themselves…I just wish they’d make real fucking meaningful music…but when you’re a vapid idiot, I gues having any level of substance is rare…

But her ass is hanging out of this hot outfit and that’s good enough.

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If you’ve ever fucked a fat woman over 40 in missionary, you’ll be able to relate to this post, or this picture, of Dua Lipa’s tit flattening due to gravity, despite not being in her 40s, but it’s the familiar story of a perky enough looking tit when standing, basically turning into an overcooked pizza dripping down the sides of her body when laying down, all drunk and medicated, since that’s the only way she’d ever let you crawl on top of her because she knows as well as you do that when you hit a certain age, you gotta either keep your bra on, or just take it from behind….

Anyway, Dua Lipa’s some Youtuber who became famous with a mainstream music deal, she’s made stupid money, is living that stupid life, dating the Hadid Brother, no not Bella, or Gigi’s voice, the other one…and she’s got some decent tit, braless in a shirt…which could be a fetish for some of you, because liking a tit only when it’s at its best level of perky is discrimination and real tit means it gets flattened out in this pose…so part of hating fake tits, should be loving this tit…

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