Dua Lipa Panties of the Day

2021

Jan

I always find this selfie, which is one of the selfie poses in the “How to be an influencer” book of selfies, where girls for whatever reason feel it’s so important to show people what they look like on days they aren’t bloated…

It’s like they take their laxatives or a giant dump after a night of drinking water instead of eating food, and they want to show everyone what looks like a toned stomach, all serious faced….while hiding the fave behind the selfie because they either look like shit from just taking a shit….or because that makes it more edgy…

I don’t mind the slutty selfie, I just think it’s funny that ALL these bitches are basically facsimiles of each other and yes I used the word facsimile because I have this dream that social media gets replaced with FAX machines…it was a simpler time where people were less about being clone fucks and more about being clone fucks with the people in their own communities..

So instead of dealing with little pockets of different people, we’re dealing with EVERY bitch being the same….

Dua Lipa is just better an being like everyone else because she’s a top selling popstar, but that doesn’t mean she’s not just being like everyone else..

It is funny that marketing yourself requires panty flashing…it’s like how girls with no money got their drugs in high school…on this bigger scale…like she’s got budget to do good content…but this panty selfie converts better…obviously…

Again, not mad about a girl taking a panty selfie for attention, it’s just funny.