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2020

30

Jul

Dua Lipa Bikini of the Day

Dua Lipa

Dua Lipa is a hugely successful self-starting Youtuber who went viral because Youtube likes to make their Youtube partners rich as shit by turning them into celebrities in their own right, that the mainstream that is confused by social media and how to compete with the internet jump on like it’s a life grenade, only instead of killing you, it makes you fucking money so you gotta beat out all the others in what was probably a bidding war….it’s a crazy and confusing world out there…but this one gets to chill on her pile of money, travel the world, never work again if she didn’t want to, already experience more than anyone else will and all because of cover songs on youtube, it’s pretty hilarious…so if you can play it…fucking play it…

These are some pics of her doing that bikini thing, looking hot enough to stare at even if there no substance to anything about any of these people, we don’t need substance so long as there are titties!


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2020

07

Jul

Dua Lipa’s Still Got a Bikini On of the Day

Dua Lipa’s Still Got a Bikini On of the Day

Dua Lipa is respecting this whole COVID thing with her boyfriend who may or may not be Bella Hadid when he’s not in his drag queen outfit like RuPaul, only unlike RuPaul he pretends he’s the woman, commits to the fucking cause, but that HARD fucking face won’t fool me…

So Dua Lipa, the UK based You-CHUBER who became a popstar because celebrity is pretty meaningless these days, flimsy at best, and these idiots who go viral once can last a fucking lifetime….the TRON GUY is jealous of where the internet has gone as he is out there with the first VIRAL video ever…not making the 100 of millions of dollars from YOUTUBE that these idiots are….

So Dua Lipa, who claims she was a teen model at 16 doing catalog work, but was told she was too fat to model, so she took a stand for the rights of fat people everywhere and decided she doesn’t need an agency or this model thing, she can just show her tits on youtube, and guess what, the fatter the bigger the cleavage she can push, the more views she gets, the bigger scam she can pull off, the higher paying record deal for music she probably doesn’t even sing naturally, but straight through a computer….she can secure….and with that fame she can affiliate with the top scammers of the internet / social media ‘ like the Hadids….through her vagina that one of them sticks his dick into….not Gigi, she’s faking a pregnancy now, even though her voice is so deep you know that uterus hasn’t seen estrogen since she pretty much ever…..

So trash fucking trash….IN SAINT LUCIA…because that’s what rich do….good bikini angle though.

Dua Lipa

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2020

06

Jul

Dua Lipa’s Rocking a Bikini of the Day

Dua Lipa is now an official trending popstar that the world has decided that they love….and by world, I mean the mainstream Top 40 losers who have and always will dictate the overall vibe of society….unfortunately….because there is zero cool and they typically always suck.

Now more than ever, because it all just comes down to digital marketing efforts and not raw talent, because the world is fucking ridiculous and real life merit doesn’t mean shit to anyone. It’s all about likes and follows and views…that’s all you need to get that record deal you always wanted….you don’t even need to know how to sing.

The whole “It’s just the internet” has become “Internet is fucking life”….and that in and of itself is some DUMB shit…because a virtual existence on a series of websites is by definition not a fucking life….as someone who has chosen the internet as a place to spend all his time for over 25 years…I know first had just how shit the internet is…yet all these idiots just keep taking it seriously….

Not to say Dua Lipa is an idiot, she’s got rich off the internet, giving hope to others on the internet that they too will be rich….and as a youtuber who got a record deal because of using her titties and popular songs to get views…she really understood the way to digital market herself to a level of views she needed to actually win….so this is just her maintaining that I guess….maintaining the lie that is her career, even if it is a reality now, the foundation is flimsy from views from perverts more than views from actual fans because the internet is one giant porn feed of filth and we’re all swimming in it.

I am not hating her bikini, bring it and encourage all the fans to show off their asses too….

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2020

02

Jul

Dua Lipa Yoga Booty of the Day

I wrote some shit about Dua Lipa being some kind of scam who understood internet marketing, I think I focused more on the fact that she’s fucking ANTWERP HADID the Hadid’s “male model” brother….who is not Bella Hadid, the other “Male Model” brother in the Hadid family they are packaging as a female…because the “cool kids” or the “It-Kids” or the “trending kids” are all a bunch of rich entitled assholes…

This Dua Lipa bitch got her start creating underage smut for perverts to get the views, the underage smut was her singing cover songs, which got her the clickbait from singing songs people like while having her tits out….which perverts on youtube like….and lucky for her, the record labels so eager to get younger people buying their bullshit and didn’t actually use their brains to see if her followers are legit, or just perverts, or just fake views to troll adsense, these are things people do, that I should have done, to get relevant…..

This Dua Lipa bitch was also a model who was told she was too fat to be a model before she started her youtube to Do-It-Yourself….but I am pretty sure that’s a bullshit story….but clearly based on her Yoga Posing she’s not too fat anymore..useless clickbait trash maybe…bit not too fat at all.

Dua Lipa Sexy


Dua Lipa Sexy

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2020

01

Jul

Dua Lipa Bikini Party of the Day

Dua Lipa Care Bear Bikini

Dua Lipa is some bullshit and not just because of her stupid fucking name, but because all her hype that generated from YOUTUBE….

I used to give her some positive feedback because she was a new generation trending slut with big enough tits that made some noise when they were braless, which for those of you who don’t know is the STYLE TREND in FASHION….

Then I saw she was fucking the Hadid’s Brother, no not the one that goes by BELLA, the other one who I think goes by ANSWEL EGGPORT or something Hadid who was raised by some Palestinian scammer who got rich in LA and knocked up the HADID mom before divorcing her to focus on his passion, having sex with instagram models he pays the rent for, because he’s a troll looking fuck….but before he did that, he pulled some strings to get his daughters to be trending celebrities for basically doing nothing, not even being hot, because it increased his success rate with the women he would creep on and pay the rent for in some power play that feminists will think the girls were actually in power with…but they weren’t…they’re going on dates with 65 year olds and flirting with them for rent money while rocking over 100k followers on IG..pretty pathetic…not that this is about Hadid Dad or the whores he fucks….this is about DUA LIPA in her care bear bathing suit for the creepy care bear fans….because clearly being on youtube has taught her how to maximize fetishes like the girls who date her boyfriend’s dad….you know manipulate those fetishes for personal gain…

Either way, she’s slutyt, she’s got tits, she wants you to see those tits, but not in full, because that would take her out of the mainstream and put her in onlyfans category, which was the backup plan I am sure, provided this whole popstar thing didn’t pan out….it’s all so stupid.

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2020

20

May

Dua Lipa in a Bikini of the Day

Dua Lipa may just be fluffy bullshit pulled from YOUTUBE to appease a bunch of rich record executives trying to reach the youth from their mansions in LA, but she’s also got titties…

The young pop tart and voice of her generation, she’s real popular you see, fucks a Hadid, the man one…no not Bella and/or the Sugar Daddy dad….but the brother…so you know that pussy is as relevant as it gets for her generation….a youtube success story, a mainstream music success story, people who think they are important stick their dick in her…it’s just living the fucking dream…

In living the dream, or being a young voice of a generation, with tits…girl’s out here showing those tits…in a free the nipple, without freeing the nipple, bikini selfie porn that EVERY women has mastered thanks to the internet…it’s not just for models, whores, and back page girls anymore…it’s for ALL.

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2020

30

Apr

Dua Lipa Nipples of the Day

Dua Lipa Nipples See through

Dua Lipa’s right nipple is hard…or is that her left nipple…I can never tell the difference…I am dyslexic and ambidextrous…it’s all the fucking same…like her shitty pop music that she puts out…no different that other shitty pop music…it’s just the packaging that’s different and barely…as her entire generation of idiots are just robotic drones looking to take nude selfies for their only fans instead of getting actual jobs..

This one in particular was a model, was told she was too fat, so she took her tits to YOUTUBE to sing coversongs badly, but good enough to land a record deal and look at her now…doing all the modeling she wants as fat as she wants….

Her hard nipple, I can assure you is better than ANY of her shitty pop music that she puts out…that is no different than other hard nipples…but that keeps her lies and marketing nonsense relevant enough…because we as a people like hard nipples.

Dua Lipa Nipples See through

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2020

20

Mar

Dua Lipa Takes a Bath of the Day

Dua Lipa Bath

Dua Lipa is some bullshit slut from Youtube who got her career because of youtube. You see Youtube caters to the PEDOs and perverts, I mean the internet as a whole caters to perverts, so all these dot com companies that pretend they aren’t porn sites, get a huge percentage of traffic from people looking to jack off. It’s the one consistent need humans have…not food, or shelter…but cumming…

What we know in this crisis is that jerking off has seen an unprecedented high…and while people are locked away, what the fuck else is there to do, and if you have no food, what the fuck else is there to do….

So thanks to that overall coding in our DNA, since we are all an experiment, Dua Lipa could put up videos of her being a young slut, millions of dudes jerked off to that content, and the record label was like “she matters, let’s get her a deal”….so here she is being a pop star, created by dudes jerking off to her and not a popstar created by talent leading to dudes jerking off to her…you see, there is a difference!!

She’s in the bath washing off her sin this Albanian new year season.

Dua Lipa Bath

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2020

06

Mar

Dua Lipa Nipple of the Day

Dua Lipa Nipple See Through

Dua Lipa is another one of these instagram girls who has made a career in the mainstream because of her social media. She’s really fucking relevant because of that reason, I guess the labels were like “she has followers, we can build off that”, even though 80 percent of her followers were creepy dudes on Youtube using their burner accounts to watch young girls do song and dance before TikTok created that whole thing for them. I mean they must be freaking out at this point in TikTok’s life….so many teen dancing half naked…they almost don’t even need their youtube anymore and lucky for DUA and Madison Beer, the mainstream trying to deal with Social Media hype have already poached them.

I don’t give a fuck about DUA Lipa or her shit music, but people like this pop fluff..shit music..that seems like it is computer generated music as it probably is….I just like when girls have their tits out, or when they are in leotards…because sluts in the mainstream make for sluts everywhere….and soon the world will have to embrace nudity and maybe just maybe I’ll secure a branded ad deal from a mainstream company without them saying “you’re a porn site”…since this shit AINT porn, but they don’t know the difference, despite probably having an OnlyFans of their own, and spread asshole pics on their phone ready to be sent out…

That’s the hypocrisy in all this…Dua Lipa, young popstar walks through life with her tits out….sells records, has brand deals, is an it girl, is empowered……Jesus Martinez, blogger, puts pic from INSTAGRAM – LITERALLY FROM INSTAGRAM….gets told “oh…your site’s porno”….from girl who works for advertising agency who has been having gangbangs since she was 18, sends nudes to strangers, and masturbates 10 times a fucking day….and who listens to DUA LIPA music and who has the same outfit is like …. “sorry can’t give you money, you’re porn”….

Idiots.

Heres a clip from her new workout video

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2020

18

Feb

Dua Lipa is an Anime Character of the Day

Dua Lipa Anime Bodysuit

Dua Lipa, who speaks to the younger audience, along with a bunch of old perverts who jerked off to her tits on Youtube when she was starting out – before becoming famous.

She is dressed like a 6 year old in her anime one piece branded bathing suit that she’s selling….and that’s fucking creepy…

But not as creepy as Anime as far as I’m concerned. It’s A porn genre I’ll never fucking understand and when I see it posted up knowing people jerk off to it, always weirds me out. Jerking off to BUSTY cartoons…what the fuck is wrong with you….grow the fuck up.

That whole AHEGAO – tongue out, eyes rolled up weirdness that Belle Delphine dominates confuses me…the pink hair, dressed like Sailor Moon, Pale skin….weirdness…that I guess is “in”…and that I guess I can still masturbate to because at least it is real girls..and not cartoons.but that doesn’t make it any less weird.

Dua Lipa Anime Bodysuit

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