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2020

06

Jul

Dua Lipa’s Rocking a Bikini of the Day

Dua Lipa is now an official trending popstar that the world has decided that they love….and by world, I mean the mainstream Top 40 losers who have and always will dictate the overall vibe of society….unfortunately….because there is zero cool and they typically always suck.

Now more than ever, because it all just comes down to digital marketing efforts and not raw talent, because the world is fucking ridiculous and real life merit doesn’t mean shit to anyone. It’s all about likes and follows and views…that’s all you need to get that record deal you always wanted….you don’t even need to know how to sing.

The whole “It’s just the internet” has become “Internet is fucking life”….and that in and of itself is some DUMB shit…because a virtual existence on a series of websites is by definition not a fucking life….as someone who has chosen the internet as a place to spend all his time for over 25 years…I know first had just how shit the internet is…yet all these idiots just keep taking it seriously….

Not to say Dua Lipa is an idiot, she’s got rich off the internet, giving hope to others on the internet that they too will be rich….and as a youtuber who got a record deal because of using her titties and popular songs to get views…she really understood the way to digital market herself to a level of views she needed to actually win….so this is just her maintaining that I guess….maintaining the lie that is her career, even if it is a reality now, the foundation is flimsy from views from perverts more than views from actual fans because the internet is one giant porn feed of filth and we’re all swimming in it.

I am not hating her bikini, bring it and encourage all the fans to show off their asses too….

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