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2020

20

Mar

Dua Lipa Takes a Bath of the Day

Dua Lipa Bath

Dua Lipa is some bullshit slut from Youtube who got her career because of youtube. You see Youtube caters to the PEDOs and perverts, I mean the internet as a whole caters to perverts, so all these dot com companies that pretend they aren’t porn sites, get a huge percentage of traffic from people looking to jack off. It’s the one consistent need humans have…not food, or shelter…but cumming…

What we know in this crisis is that jerking off has seen an unprecedented high…and while people are locked away, what the fuck else is there to do, and if you have no food, what the fuck else is there to do….

So thanks to that overall coding in our DNA, since we are all an experiment, Dua Lipa could put up videos of her being a young slut, millions of dudes jerked off to that content, and the record label was like “she matters, let’s get her a deal”….so here she is being a pop star, created by dudes jerking off to her and not a popstar created by talent leading to dudes jerking off to her…you see, there is a difference!!

She’s in the bath washing off her sin this Albanian new year season.

Dua Lipa Bath

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