Dua Lipa is doing a Puma Ad in the funniest way, because she’s in lingerie…it’s like why promote a tennis shoe…or a running shoe…without pantyhose and a teddy…I don’t know if they still call the one piece a “teddy”….but I remember them being called Teddies in the 80s and I always found it idiotic…I guess I could have googled it instead of having a conversation with myself about it…

Anyway, shoe company trying to be relevant, fashionable, working with someone who is a trending popstar from Youtube and now rich as shit in the mainstream, so you know they paid her MILLIONS for this campaign….getting girls have naked in what could be seen as fetish gear…and not just to Hypebeast sneaker heads who are the lamest people in the world…but who jerk off to sneakers but for the rest of us who don’t notice the shoes, we’re looking at the tits…

The sexualization of everything, even sneakers is funny to me….

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Dua Lipa’s probably the most relevant popstar for her generation, which is probably pretty exciting for her, you know since she just went viral on Youtube and ended up being the number 1 player in the industry, one who fucks the Hadid brother and headlines the Grammys in the most interesting way, not that the Grammys are that interesting, but at least this one tries….regardless of how uninteresting they are…because it legitimizes her, puts her on the map, etc….

I don’t know any of her songs, but I do know that she was at one time a model for some e-commerce site but still hot enough to be a model, they fat shamed her out of modeling, to which she said “I’ll show you, by becoming the number 1 popstar to my generation”….and it just happened for her…totally randomly…with no help from anyone….right…..

Anyway, she’s been half naked enough over the last few years, I’m sure we’ve seen her tits already, but all these young trending IG accounts all sort of blurs into one other and I can’t be too sure….

I am sure that I see her ass hanging out of a short skirt while posing with paddle boards and kayaks, living that beach life I guess….and I like every thing going on with this outfit….because asses should hang out of skirts as a prerequisite to wearing skirts…and I have a feeling that’s precisely what is going to happen this summer after this shit goes viral with her sheep drone fuck pop music followers….so I expect to see full asses on the streets this summer…thanks to everyone being an exhibitionist pervert with idols who are also exhibitionist perverts…which works nicely for voyeur perverts because without exhibitionist perverts, voyeur perverts are forced to hide in closets, climbing fire escapes to look in windows to get their fix, but when it’s just given to us…it’s far easier especially as we get older…

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Keep in mind that all girls take about 40 fucking selfies to get the one they use on their social media….

So Dua Lipa, the young starlet who KILLED it at the Grammy’s….because she’s in the fucking system proper at this point, no longer just a Youtuber but a Hit Maker for the mainstream machine…..probably had 40 fucking selfies before choosing this one…

The real question was the focus the panty flash…and if so, why was she so pumped on her panties, wearing them and showing them….and if so, is that how people are no conducting themselves…SO YOUR UNDERWEAR OR YOU DON’T EXIST IN THIS WORLD….or were there no crotch shots, the others different poses, but this one made her feel the best to share….

Then the other question is whether her team directs this….”MORE PANTY”….like you know Kim K’s mom orchestrates her whole thing….or is this part of her CREATIVE VISION for her personal brand since she’s from YOUTUBE and not FULLY owned by the entertainment industry….unless that’s what they want us to think and her growth on social was positioned by the Russians….buying fake views to infiltrate America via Europe….you know she is from Albania, along with Bebe Rexha, Rita Ora….I am sure there are others…but the question is were they refugees? I don’t know…maybe Albanians just know how to perform, sing, and clearly show panties…I mean it’s like how all those Czech girls in porn…or Russian girls are the hottest half naked models of instagram….but is that racist to say their country of ethnic origin defines some of their personality traits like there’s this thing called DNA that can be traced back to your country of origin? THAT’s RACIST!!

Look at Panties.

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I don’t know if this is considered a pantyflash in the era of showing your asshole on instagram to get dudes to click through to sign up to your only fans where you get fucked up the ass…you know the preview pic to market the money making pic….kind of thing…

I just know that I am old as shit, and remember when the top of a girl’s panties would either embarrass the girl in the panties when you called it out, or give you an erection because it was a glimpse into the mysterious land of their panties….or both…

A little “LACY PINK BOY SHORT”….let me stare at this…but I guess when the girl in the panty flash, that’s barely a panty flash, is Dua Lipa, some overhyped UK popstar who is famous as shit, probably thanks to social media, meaning she knows that this kind of panty flash is only noteworthy because she’s wearing panties, when normally she just wears a butt plug…you know…young people things…

She’s not all that hot, but was a model too fat to model before digitally marketing herself to the top of the charts…so she’s hot enough…

Here she is braless in a new ad for Puma

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Just when I thought I was totally irrelevant….Superstar from Youtube who was once too fat to be an ecommerce model, so she started to sing cover songs only to get a huge music contract and one of the HADID’s dick up in her….DUA LIPA….posts a fishnet pic on Friday….when EVERYONE knows I invented FISHNET FRIDAYS around these internet parts….at least I think I did….don’t worry, I know I am totally irrelevant…and here’s someone who couldn’t be more relevant….half naked.

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This is DUA LIPA taking on the GME/GAMESTOP story a few days too late…with her own version of the reddit communities “TO THE MOON” hype man hype words…

Or it’s just her way of finding new ways to show off her tits in a bikini or bra top…tits that are integrated with the Hadids because the Hadid brother titty fucks them…tits that are trending as the top pop artist thanks to TikTok and Youtube…created by the people for the people being the important of the people…knowing tits get hits…the voice of a generation that is probably a computerized voice because these kids all fake it…even their songs have zero emotion and are just clickbait meme catchphrases (like to the moon)…..or choreographed dances…but at least they know the importance of showing off the tit in all you do to get the half a second attention from the low attention span with access to far too many content options than to pay attention to some bitch they don’t know…unless there are tits.

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I always find this selfie, which is one of the selfie poses in the “How to be an influencer” book of selfies, where girls for whatever reason feel it’s so important to show people what they look like on days they aren’t bloated…

It’s like they take their laxatives or a giant dump after a night of drinking water instead of eating food, and they want to show everyone what looks like a toned stomach, all serious faced….while hiding the fave behind the selfie because they either look like shit from just taking a shit….or because that makes it more edgy…

I don’t mind the slutty selfie, I just think it’s funny that ALL these bitches are basically facsimiles of each other and yes I used the word facsimile because I have this dream that social media gets replaced with FAX machines…it was a simpler time where people were less about being clone fucks and more about being clone fucks with the people in their own communities..

So instead of dealing with little pockets of different people, we’re dealing with EVERY bitch being the same….

Dua Lipa is just better an being like everyone else because she’s a top selling popstar, but that doesn’t mean she’s not just being like everyone else..

It is funny that marketing yourself requires panty flashing…it’s like how girls with no money got their drugs in high school…on this bigger scale…like she’s got budget to do good content…but this panty selfie converts better…obviously…

Again, not mad about a girl taking a panty selfie for attention, it’s just funny.

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Dua Lipa was too fat to be a model, so she did what any self respecting fat girl with an ego and a dad who worked in marketing would do….she started a youtube, where there are no size requirements, all you have to do is sing cover songs, get views, even buy some fake view as all these people do and some record company with too much money will move in an cut a fat check to get in on some of that audience…they need the relevance to invest in, otherwise creating talent of their own would take too much fucking money, so they can just give Dua Lipa a fraction of that money, she stays rich, gets to fuck the male Hadid, and live that life of luxury she probably always lived cuz she’s likely rich to begin with….I don’t fucking know, she’s topless for whatever fucking reason, and I am ok with that kind of behavior from the new generation of popstars built from social media regardless of the level of talent she’s got…or doesn’t got….

I guess this isn’t topless at all, more of a bra that is hiding to look topless, because faking nudes is what her generation is BASED on..and this is one of their leaders…straight from the mean streets of having a viral TikTok song….which you know is what makes you matter….and this is what happens when you matter….I guess..

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Dua Lipa is in Mexico because she’s young and she’s rich and she’s living her best young and rich life….whether she would have been famous in a different era is irrelevant because she’s famous now…social media breeds stars who are questionably deserving of stardom because they are really just strategic enough to know how to create clickbait and slutty enough content to get seen, without being too slutty to be blacklisted by the mainstream, but depending on popularity, that slutty is a sliding scale of slutty….if you’re really popular, you can dabble in softcore porn, maybe even some dick sucking videos since everyone does it, and it’s not right to slut shame or whatever..

To be a top selling artist, you just need your song to go viral on Youtube or TikTok…and all your dreams will come true…it’s pretty simplistic and doesn’t require much work because when you are your own boss and money is being thrown at you…you can take the time you need to chill because these idiot fans don’t have any expectations out of you, they are too busy taking selfies….so ride that hit, ride that money, get those brand deals, it’s not all that different than it used to be, but being their own bosses rather than working for the labels and management makes for some pretty shitty content.

ANYWAY, along with society going more “ratched” and stripper-like, so is fashion, so DUA LIPA’s dress that has a buil in G-String, unless that’s just her showing her G-STRING, on some 90s J.Lo kick because we remember the WHALE TAIL being a style with the low rise jeans….so this is that G-String, or dress with a Built in G-String to give the illusion of being a G-String and I fucking hat G-Strings…

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In the event that you’re losing your mind in lockdown due to COVID…I mean maybe you are one of the people who lost their job…we can’t all be billionaires who monetize off this shit..whether it’s bitcoin, the stock market crash then boom, or what I guess is also a housing boom as prices keep going up and up while people are supposed to be broke as fuck…and eating each other in the streets to survive….

If you’re going crazy, debating suicide, drinking and doing drugs to entertain yourself because you’ve been forced into your 500 square foot shitty apartment with nothing to do..

If your Christmas was cancelled all over a VIRUS…the invisible threat…that keeps families apart…

You’ll be glad to know DUA LIPA, a Youtube singer with a legitimate career thanks to Youtube…who has sex with the HADID brother…because they are “It people” who need to fuck other “It people” in order to stay “It people”….despite 99% of people off instagram having no idea who she is…

You’ll be glad to know she’s in Mexico getting her tan on, along with all the other celebs in Mexico getting their tan on, since COVID doesn’t fuck with the RICH…it’s one of those viruses that is selective…like AIDS…

Here’s that ass..that the internet doesn’t CANCEL for being on vacation and living a better life than them…but are too busy cancelling everything else…like rape jokes…when rape jokes are actually funny….the world is nutty and COVID is clearly a REAL threat to all…LOL

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