Dua Lipa Thong of the Day

2021

Jan

Dua Lipa is in Mexico because she’s young and she’s rich and she’s living her best young and rich life….whether she would have been famous in a different era is irrelevant because she’s famous now…social media breeds stars who are questionably deserving of stardom because they are really just strategic enough to know how to create clickbait and slutty enough content to get seen, without being too slutty to be blacklisted by the mainstream, but depending on popularity, that slutty is a sliding scale of slutty….if you’re really popular, you can dabble in softcore porn, maybe even some dick sucking videos since everyone does it, and it’s not right to slut shame or whatever..

To be a top selling artist, you just need your song to go viral on Youtube or TikTok…and all your dreams will come true…it’s pretty simplistic and doesn’t require much work because when you are your own boss and money is being thrown at you…you can take the time you need to chill because these idiot fans don’t have any expectations out of you, they are too busy taking selfies….so ride that hit, ride that money, get those brand deals, it’s not all that different than it used to be, but being their own bosses rather than working for the labels and management makes for some pretty shitty content.

ANYWAY, along with society going more “ratched” and stripper-like, so is fashion, so DUA LIPA’s dress that has a buil in G-String, unless that’s just her showing her G-STRING, on some 90s J.Lo kick because we remember the WHALE TAIL being a style with the low rise jeans….so this is that G-String, or dress with a Built in G-String to give the illusion of being a G-String and I fucking hat G-Strings…