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2024

11

Oct

Dua Lipa Cleavage Show of the Day

Little known fact, Dua Lipa is named after her lippy vagina which she hasn’t publicly spoke about but feels is something women with big lips should feel empowered about, so what better way to celebrate your dangling cunt that to post pics of it for other dangly cunts to tell you how empowered, boss, beautiful, slay you are….

Dua Lipa is the Albanian popstar power bottom from the UK who just happened to go viral and become the biggest star on the planet by doing it all on her own….

BELIEVABLE STORY…

The good news is she hangs out with her tits out and we like tits….

They distract from the fact that she’s an industry puppet human trafficked and manipulated into this, because it’d be easy to fake it being self produced….when we know women who all want the fame and try for the fame but can’t get the fame so they end up sucking rich guy dick for rent money.

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2024

08

Oct

Dua Lipa’s Ass Walking of the Day

There is no official proof that Dua Lipa is actually a chick. They present her as a chick, but her hard face makes me think that could just be mindgames by the machine trying to confuse her.

I will accept her as a chick, but I will also accept her as someone who was not human trafficked from some war torn country as a child, designed and trained to be a performer and given to a marketing guy who understood how to create disinformation campaigns on social media, but instead of telling you who to vote for with bots, he told you what music to listen to.

I’ll pretend that marketing guy was just her dad and that his knowledge of digital marketing helped in her launch, but really it’s all her. I’ll accept that she was born in the UK and that she doesn’t have a cock as she walks away from us in this racy video and even if she was a dude, you’d still try to lubricate your dick with her shit. it’s not your fault you’re sad. It’s the system keeping you down man.

If you want to see DUA LIPA looking manly in leather pants CLICK HERE

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2024

24

Sep

Dua Lipa Simulates Bouncing on Cock on Stage of the Day

Here’s a little video from the hypocrites at I Heart Radio, who pretend to be all about wholesome programming, when blatantly producing on stage sex shows, the likes of a Thai ping pong show for sex tourists, or a Tequila soaked Donkey Show in Tijuana….but for a mainstream audience featuring another one of their industry puppets they human trafficked out of Kosovo during the 90s to train to become a brain washing agent that keeps your youth retarded and behaving inappropriately in their little skimpy outfits and simulating sex through dance like their idol DUA LIPA…who for those of you who don’t know produced the TikTok soundtrack with countless hit TIKTOK songs…

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2024

23

Aug

Dua Lipa in a Bikini with Balloons of the Day

Here’s Dua Lipa doing some circus clown performance you can jerk off to, because her dad is a marketing genius from Eastern Europe and he understands how important it is to make these girls whore themselves for clicks and likes and follows… He is the ANDREW TATE who did a different kind of whore running because it was with his daughter and they went top of the pop charts with it…instead of down to a basement studio where dudes pay to watch her pee herself…like other CAM GIRLS..

ANYWAY…

It was her birthday, so she figured bikini content was the way to go, because people like bikinis, and when you’re a whore posting a bikini pic is hardly that big of a deal compared to the other things you’d be willing to do for some attention…

Unfortunately for us, she’s run by her dad, she’s rich and already made it, so what would have been a girl fisting herself in the corner she peed herself in on a cam site…is too high profile…which means NO LABIA for us….what a disappointment.

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2024

29

Jul

Dua Lipa Uses Bikini To Sell Product of the Day

Dua Lipa posted some pictures of her in this bikini about a week ago, where we can assume this picture was taken. She was just waiting for the perfect time to drop it for the fans, because she probably needed the greenlight that they had inventory to deliver the needs of her fan.

The nice thing about this is that the celebrity uses the bikini clickbait to get views and attention despite being a celebrity and having the views and attention and that’s a good thing.

It means being a whore pays no matter where you are in life, a message for the kids, LIKES AND FOLLOWS are everything….IMPRESSIONS on your content MEAN everything….SHAMELESS self promotion is REAL promotion….SEX WORK IS REAL WORK….bullshit lies…brought to you by the HOLLYWOOD machine.

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2024

18

Jul

Dua Lipa’s Bringing Low Level Erotica of the Day

Dua Lipa is the world’s greatest popstar because her dad was a digital marketing expert from whatever country she’s from, where he used his tactics as a digital marketing expert to spread RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION as well as create pop star from daughter…unless ALBANIA has nothing to do with RUSSIA, if it’s even an actual place…and I’m just over here making shit up about some girl born in the UK, not in some refugee camp….who knows..

What I do know is that she wears bikinis…and other scandalous outfits because sex sells and these girls are exhibitionist sluts…even at the highest pay grade…

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2024

12

Jun

Dua Lipa Sucking On Carbs and Other Shit of the Day

Dua Lipa is the Albanian refugee who didn’t actually come to us through human trafficking from Albania during the Kosovo war, because she was born in the UK and that takes away all the fun.

Then you factor in that her dad was a digital marketing expert with a high profile digital marketing agency capable of gaming the internet and her viral appeal seems a lot less interesting or organic.

Everything is contrived or staged, we’re all being brain washed, but I guess the good news is the Dua, who may not be the hottest, wears slutty outfits to remain trendy and interesting while she has been able to make hit after hit because she’s figured out how to game the system through music…and cash the fuck in on it…

She posted some content of her on some trip or touring or who fucking cares, she’s sucking on carbs, wearing a sheer dress, not in leaked nudes but rather curated staged and manufactured shit….boring…but why not post a DUA LIPA update you can go find on her INSTAGRAM for no actual reason besides being a fucking HACK….(me not her).

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2024

13

May

Dua Lipa in a Bra and Panties of the Day

We live in a world of instagram dudes and their only fans girlfriends who walk around with their full thonged asses out, I’m talking full asses hanging out of skirts, dresses, bikinis, even pants….

These girls are young and hot and making stupid money, or young and disgusting with dreams of making stupid money, but they’re trying so fucking hard pretending they don’t give a fuck, with their nude and hot or not hot asses crying to be stared out….

All while their dudes are rocking bleached mullets, designer T-Shirts and every tattoo they picked out of the instagram catalog of cool tattoos on their face….because it’s a lame world with lame people but it works for them…and as a pervert, it works for me so I guess we are in this together, weird face tattoo guy and your hot assed girl.

So when a popstar, one of the biggest sensations in pop ends up in a photoshoot in her underwear, it’s pretty expected, that’s just the culture baby….and we’re not necessarily better for it, but I feel pretty better for it….

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2024

06

May

Dua Lipa’s Upside Down Tits of the Day

It seems like it’s a new trend for these celebrity photoshoots is getting them upside down….

It seems like it’s an old trend fo these celebrity photoshoots is getting them in their underwear, because you can’t connect with the fans in an intimate way if there’s clothing standing between you and them, I mean that and a computer or phone screen or heavy security…

So now, we get upside down celebs in their underwear, tits hanging to their chin, and I’m into this circus shit.

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2024

02

May

Dua Lipa’s Behind the Scenes Booty of the Day

Dua Lipa is a super important popstar, so naturally, she’s in her underwear.

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