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2024

12

Jun

Dua Lipa Sucking On Carbs and Other Shit of the Day

Dua Lipa is the Albanian refugee who didn’t actually come to us through human trafficking from Albania during the Kosovo war, because she was born in the UK and that takes away all the fun.

Then you factor in that her dad was a digital marketing expert with a high profile digital marketing agency capable of gaming the internet and her viral appeal seems a lot less interesting or organic.

Everything is contrived or staged, we’re all being brain washed, but I guess the good news is the Dua, who may not be the hottest, wears slutty outfits to remain trendy and interesting while she has been able to make hit after hit because she’s figured out how to game the system through music…and cash the fuck in on it…

She posted some content of her on some trip or touring or who fucking cares, she’s sucking on carbs, wearing a sheer dress, not in leaked nudes but rather curated staged and manufactured shit….boring…but why not post a DUA LIPA update you can go find on her INSTAGRAM for no actual reason besides being a fucking HACK….(me not her).

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