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2024

12

Jun

Olivia Rodrigo Seduces You in a Bikini of the Day

Olivia Rodrigo is some very famous popstar. I think she’s been Grammy Nominated, she’s possibly even won a Grammy.

She has a song about a Vampire that was apparently always on the radio because the bag boy at the grocery store who is in his 70s referenced her to me one day while bagging my canned beans for me, because some grocery stores value their customers and don’t make you do it yourself on a robot.

I guess the grocery store employee in his 70s knew Rodrigo because he’s a convicted felon for being a pervert hence why he works at the grocery store, I do draw that kind of person…like you….but I like to think it has more to do with marketing, brainwashing, etc.

The point is Rodrdigo must be on tour, she’s taking time to produce jerk off material for her fans, in bikini, with strawberries shoved into her mouth, and sucking on some ice cream like a pervert simulating dick sucking in a low-key mainstream, safe for work way, since everyone’s a pervert it’s just a matter of how they present it to the world….

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