There is no official proof that Dua Lipa is actually a chick. They present her as a chick, but her hard face makes me think that could just be mindgames by the machine trying to confuse her.

I will accept her as a chick, but I will also accept her as someone who was not human trafficked from some war torn country as a child, designed and trained to be a performer and given to a marketing guy who understood how to create disinformation campaigns on social media, but instead of telling you who to vote for with bots, he told you what music to listen to.

I’ll pretend that marketing guy was just her dad and that his knowledge of digital marketing helped in her launch, but really it’s all her. I’ll accept that she was born in the UK and that she doesn’t have a cock as she walks away from us in this racy video and even if she was a dude, you’d still try to lubricate your dick with her shit. it’s not your fault you’re sad. It’s the system keeping you down man.

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