Dua Lipa is a huge social media success story, where she’s not the top of the music charts and one of the most famous pop acts out there, probably not quite at the Taylor Swift billionaire level but she’s been at it for a shorter period of time and she’s not as fucking lame….

Her skyrocketing fame is a little less exciting when you find out that her dad is a high paid marketer who runs his own marketing agency who was smart enough to package his daughter right, but it still happened for her.

They like to play up a whole storyline that she was a Kosovo / Albanian refugee, or a product of a Kosovo / Albanian refugee and I like to pretend she’s a Kosovo refugee instead of some rich kid from the UK who got famous. It’s more fun.

So when I see the Kosovo in marketing pics that involve her in what looks like she’s taking a shit in the woods because no toilets are available, or in her case, in an alley because there’s no running water in her communist refugee camp…I get more excited than thinking “Oh here’s a rich UK born to immigrants living the dream posing sexy” because nothing is as sexy as the desperation of taking a refugee camp shit…

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