Elsa Hosk is a nice reminder that hot lingerie models still exist. They aren’t all dopey assed instagram bodied, Kardashian pig looking bitches, and even after having a kid, she’s managed to tape her cunt to her upper thigh, so no one even realizes that shit’s been blown out MILF style….

It’s like why can this Swedish athletic basketball playing bitch look so good at 30 years old after shitting out a kid, while other bitches just throw in the fucking towl.

This is the competitive spirit we need, going head to head against the impending rot most women experience in their lifetime, and I say most because some die before it happens.

Maybe it’s Sweden, you know they did to good with Ikea, is she the Ikea of women, probably not, since that shit breaks in 2 years, while this one is still at it making you want to meatball her, which I haven’t defined as a sex act yet, but I’m thinking it could be either putting the meat remnants of her vagina on your balls, or rolling them up into a set of balls, like the female to male trans do…..which doesn’t seem like a hot thing, but I only know so much about Sweden…Ikea and Meatballs…that’s about it.

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