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2015

21

Apr

Elsa Hosk is an Official VS Angel of the Day

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I remember Elsa Hosk when she first started modeling a few years ago….she was doing a lot of topless shit and was pretty fucking amazing to look at…She’s Swedish, I am a fan..and it was obvious that it was only a matter of time before the evil underwear giants at Victoria’s Secret scooped her up and robbed her of the desperation she once had…in doing all those topless shoots to get noticed by a brand like Victoria’s Secret….you know the career changer…

Well she booked a few gigs with them but now it’s apparently official, she is in a contract, an official angel..and the good news is that in this rebrand to be more fashion and babe oriented…the new styling of the images are good enough to jerk off to…a throwback to the 90s…because even evil empires can update and improve..after enough scrutiny…

So now, Elsa Hosk is too famous for you, but let’s face it..she was too famous for you even before she was a model..because you’re weird and deserve to be alone..

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