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2016

05

Jan

Josephine Skriver and some Instagram Whore in Bikinis in Bali of the Day

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Here’s a pretty funny picture of a Josephine Skriver, who is one of the new Victoria’s Secret models.

She is pretty hot, very hyped up, people are talking about her, and she’s rolling with all the instagram whores, giving the illusion that she matters…to herself and people who use instagram….

The most interesting thing about her is that she was a test tube, genetically modified, child of a gay biologist, in a lab funded by Victoria’s Secret, to create a system to breed models..using DNA modifications…and she worked…

The other interesting thing is the tits her fame whore, attaching herself to a legit model, friend who probably fucked a Kardsahian in her quest to be fame, but never becoming famous, but getting 1,000,000 followers on instagram, which satisfies her sads and desperate…I hate this one, we’ve emailed each other and she’s not a fan of me making fun of her implants…becuase instagram whores are sensitive when you tease them

Here’s her ass in shorts…

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Here’s her Crotch Shot as a Monkey Attacks her…

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2015

09

Dec

Josephine Skriver for David Bellmere of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is a test tube baby…created in the labs..by her “dad” a homo biologist and her mom a lesbian I assume works at the Victoria’s Secret head office in Ohio….and volunteered to be the front of this creepy experiment that would make sense for Victoria’s Secret to finance…because if you can build a model, not only does it feed your God Complex, but if you scale it out, can be cost effective…

Sure the first one is 100,000 dollar project, but once you get an assembly line going, you can probably pump out a mode for 100k or less, far more affordable than paying these girls 100k per campaign…and hell you don’t need to hose or feed them, just chain them to a lamp post like an old bike…robots…easy…

This is a pic on instagram by David Bellmere, who I still think is one of the better photographers out there…

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2015

26

Nov

Josephine Skriver’s BTS Slutty Cop Pics of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is the test tube baby…made by a homosexual scientist dad…and a lesbian mom….creating what I assume Victoria’s Secret financed…because think of the money they’ll save if they can grow their own models in a lab….because that’s how evil empires who like owning a roster of hot pussy to wear their lingerie that some pervert only launched in the 80s because it meant seeing girls have naked…do….

It’s like this company has ravaged the resources of China…using slaves to make overpriced product that they don’t even design…so why not finance this…I mean it worked out well for this Fembot, she’s like the biggest deal right now, and we don’t even know if she’s human…becuase all we require as a people is half naked…to make it good enough to ignore all the other ethical and moral flaws that come with someone like Josephine Skriver….

If you don’t like that – here’s Romee Strijd’s in a Towel for Testino…she’s a Victoria’s Secret model too…but from what I know…she wasn’t made in a lab…

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2015

16

Nov

Josephine Skriver for a Bikini Company of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is a Victoria’s Secret model – who is being rented out to some other brand, because either Victorias Secret owns this bikini company thanks to running all the factories in China, or maybe they just know if they get their girl in every campaign they’ll be promoting their own brand…because the model and Victoria’s Secret is interchangeable…fucking the brand using her on both fucking ends…

And what it comes down to is that all bikini pics are worth looking at, but not all bikini pics are created equally…there are bikini pics you can jerk off to, of girls you had a crush on posted to social media…with their rocking Yoga bodies…and there are bikini pics of young celebs on vacation…but the whole catalog pic…even when the girl has a rocking body is dull…but you can see that for yourself… HERE

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2015

14

Oct

Josephine Skriver, Elsa Hosk, Sara Sampaio and Taylor Hill Bikinis of the Day

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Look at these hookers in Bora Bora…just having a great time, half naked, showing off their long, lean bodies they were probably teased for having, because fat girls are mean…before they become overpaid mannequins to sell bikinis,…not that these girls are getting paid anything near the older Victoria’s Secret models, the company has probably figured out they can get free, hot as fuck, all these girls have posed nude for free to get to this level of their career, and would probably continue to pose for free…just to have that stamp of approval of the brand…to allow them to be as famous of a model as they can be….because billionaires like getting that kind of model pregnant…

If you’re tall and skinny, it’s hard to make things look bad…and when you’re on the beaches of Bora Bora and everything is that bright blue paradise…as most of us sit here in our shitty basement apartments, in grey rainy fall weather….it’s really hard to make things look bad…however it is easy to make us hate you…

That models are Josephine SKriver the test tube baby, Elsa Hosk the Swede, Taylor Hill the New Girl… and Sara Sampaio the Portuguese girl no one in Portugal has heard of because they are all fisherman…

I love how they pretend to like each other, when you know if one of them was fucking Leo, the other would move in and get that as fast as her pussy could say “Feed me herpes, validate the parking ticket that is my vagina”…they call them Frenemies…I refuse to ever use that word…

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2015

09

Oct

Josephine Skriver’s Nipple for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is the first Lingerie Model Bot…who was at one time a topless model bot…because she was created in a test tube by a biologist she called Dad…like this was hot model version of Edward Scissor hands..who used his sperm with some lesbian to create this magical creature…

Hot girls, even when they are bots, are interchangeable…especially if you have a budget…just buy a new one to have sex with…that’s how rich dudes live…so that isn’t what’s interesting in this campaign for the evil people at Victoria’s Secret…

What is interesting, is that after 3 decades of “if it works why change it”….the brand has adapted to the times and stopped photoshopping out nipples…like it was 1 discount retailers budget catalog in the 70s…if it met instagram filters…kinda hot…or as hot as the brand can get…

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2015

08

Jul

Josephine Skriver for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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Hybrid, test tube, baby created in a lab by some gay dude…who I assume was either a narcissist, as gay guys tend to be, ready to use his scientific background to reproduce, and to have his DNA live on in the form of a fashion model…that all the men will want…that may even get him into the all the right parties…like Leonardo DiCaprio orgies…as sometimes dreams come true…

I like to think he was commissioned by Victoria’s Secret to create her, but they’ll never let you know that…cloning…

She’s from Denmark – here are the Danish cloning laws…I am going to assume it is legal… HERE

Here are her pics…

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2015

12

Jun

Josephine Skriver for Vanity Fair Italia of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is an it girl, and I am not just calling her an it because she is a test tube baby created in a lab to gay biologist experimenting in genetic modification while making his sperm create something lovely as fuck – which appeased his god complex anyone making babies in a lap would have…especially if you know gay men, they are so uppity about their own nonsense, from their outfit to their haircuts, imagine how they are with a girl they made out of sperm in a lab that is now famous because she’s hot…I’m sure he never shuts up about this, and really why would he…she’s amazing…

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2015

12

Jun

The New Vicotria’s Secret of the Day

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I don’t really like promoting Victoria’s Secret, especially not for free, but I guess that’s the foundation of their entire marketing program…is getting free press because they have a team of hookers who work for them…

Well, that look and feel got pretty fucking boring over the last few years, but they’ve finally turned to instagram to see how the instagram hookers and photographers are doing naked piss tone colored images, and they’ve decided to rebrand…

Get rid of the old, bring in the new, keep some of the old, but go a little more hardcore…show more ass…give more boners…it’s 2015…and shit’s looking good to me…

Even if it is still low level, mall brand, shit, overpriced that is designed for people to consumre…like everything else in the USA..made in a sweatshop buy new panties everyday…

Here’s some Josephine Skriver and Candice Swanepoel showing off the new creative Direction of the brand…

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2015

02

Jun

Victoria’s Secret Goes Racy with Josephine Skriver of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is the test tube baby with a gay father and lesbian mother who was created in a lab thanks to her dad being a Biologist…which in case you didn’t know is probably one of the key players needed in cloning…meaning, there is no real proof as to whether or not she’s actually 100 percent human, or if she’s got other DNA up in her, or if her parents are actually her parents…or if the whole project is funded by Victoria’s Secret, seeing as they are a billion dollar company and investing in a lab that creates babes would be cost effective….I guess we will never know…

But what we do know, at least based on these Victoria’s Secret catalog pics, is that they’ve stepped up their game. After years of the same dull thing, they’ve gone a little modern and edgier, and whether they are breeding babes in farms across America or not, they are at least using them better than they have historically, and for that they should be celebrated…by masturbating to Josephine Skriver…because she’s amazing…on all kinds of scientific levels…

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