Josephine Skriver is a model…who works for the people at Victoria’s Secret, which to mainstream men everywhere is the making it to the top…it’s up there with Sports Illustrated, who are rumored to be using Kim Kardashian like Paper did, and putting her on the cover, which makes sense because she’s fat, and thanks to Kate Upton, the Sports Illustrated reader is used to fat chicks, and while giving Kim press, it also makes her deslusional fake mom ass ego that she’s a bikini model now….reminding us that the world is fucked….

But Josephine Skriver isn’t fucked, I just wish she was, by me, my mouth, maybe my fingers…because she’s fucking amazing…so amazing I almost feel bad I am tainting her post with Kim Kardashian in a bikini that may be from her Sports Illustrated shoot…

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