Sarah Hyland freaks me the fuck out…
She’s like some weird genetically modified troll who stopped growing at 12 because her stage mom took stage mom-ing very seriously, and knew the younger she looked, the easier it would be to get her cast on some show that doesn’t have a timeline, you know where no one ages, and she just stays this weird pre-pubescent freak…a weird pre-pubescent freak who wears push-up bras and shows off her tits like Sofia Vergara told her to…
The whole thing…weird…but what’s weirder are the die hard fans of hers who you know jerk off to her because she looks 12…yes, I’m talking to you.
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