Despite having one kidney, Sarah Hyland is still not dead. This is modern science for you perverts, keeping the bitch alive with her anti-rejection drugs so that you can jerk off to her like it was still Modern Family times when you first fell in love with her primordial dwarfism…

As it turns out, it’s far easier to jerk off to modern science keeping a set of tits alive with some pills, rather than having her rigged up to a life support machine that you visit until accidentally impregnating her, putting a target on your back as the dude who spent a little too much time giving her those sponge baths while working at the hospital…

Your cries that it was immaculate conception go unheard….and a big slap on your wrist would likely end up with getting arrested, making this more fun.

Her tits aren’t anyting special, her face with those eyebrows also not exciting….but it’s cleavage and we’re pathetic enough to stare at cleavage.

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Here’s some Sarah Hyland at the Beverly Hills Hotel with her tits out for some kind of event.

I didn’t realize that Sarah Hyland had tits, but I guess these things happen even when you have a freakish genetic disorder that requires having your kidneys replaced twice…

I did use to think she had primordial dwarfism, but I guess I was wrong about that since she’s still alive….I’ll admit it…I’ve been wrong before…

I do find her face a little freakish, but then again I always did, and I guess the good news for her is that she’s not dead yet, but more importantly that face filler doesn’t pollute your innards with toxins, putting strain on her already strained kidneys….UNLESS it does and she’s just living on the edge…

She’s in a beret, clearly appropriating French people, acting like she works at the patisserie making croissants or some shit, which is funny because when you dress like an African tribesman in blackface, dancing around the University lobby, you get cancelled..but when you mock the French it’s ok…get the fuck out of here with your apple watch you fucking kidney-less freak.

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If Sarah Hyland wasn’t the product of the Satanic Regime that people sell their souls to be a part of, I’d be included to say that Santa’s elf is getting ready for her busy season, you know because she’s built like some kind of elf looking bitch….

Unfortunately, from her child star on a shitty sitcom that was the representation of the Satanic Regime, I know the only Christmas miracle she’s experienced is not dying from her multiple Kidney Transplants that were code for “sacrificing my organs to the Satanic Regime”…..you know putting a little skin in the game…

She is posing for her camera or her gay husband who I am sure is ready for her to die so that he can get her money and live the gay cruise life….her little tits out…her pantyhose on…for the weirdos who find this thing hot…

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Sarah Hyland is the creepy actress that creepy dudes likely found hot or jerked off to because she had that primordial dwarfism disease that took her kidneys from her, but also made her look like Gary Coleman or other adult celebs who play teens, which is actually less creepy than actual teens playing teens, because teens shouldn’t be on TV.

She’s consistently been freaky looking to me, but I guess that hasn’t stopped her from getting in front of the camera and cashing those acting checks, since most people praise her and not just for not dying of her multiple Kidney transplants.

She is now older, potentially the host of “Love Island” which I think is a show she sourced her now husband and homosexual likely waiting for her to die of her Kidney disease, so that he can live his best life, his fabulous life, dancing on the bar topless at the gay club on his inheritance, but in the meantime, I guess he’s gotta play the part of gay bestie who makes her cum.

Anyway, she’s likely a midget sized person, thanks to that whole being stunted, but she’s showing off leg with her new look, that’s not as freaky as she once one, so for the Hyland fans out there, he’s a more mature version who I assume has face injections, rocking a short skit, showing legs because she may be disabled or rockin’ a handicapped stick but she’s not an amputee.

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I saw this annoying picture of Sarah Hyland doing what I guess she feels is some sort of GLAM shot with her little one kidney tits out in a dress, cheesy shit….as her “instagram”….only to post the BTS of her looking like the troll fuck I’ve always thought she was, despite the work she’s done on her face as a one kidney bitch….as her “reality” shot….and I’m here thinking, people still fall for this corny ass shit….like do better, this is a high budget girl with a high budget team yet her comedic content is designed for such fucking simple minded retards…

The question is, do white women at the water cooler at their menial jobs laugh at this shit, like it’s so relatable….because I fucking know they do….especially those Modern Family cucks who may need this kind of soft, gay humor to help them deal with Sofia Vergara’s divorce….

The truth is, Sarah Hyland is never instagram, always reality, cuz I know she’s dying and her genetic disease isn’t hot….no one wants a near dead bitch to breed, we’re here for top grade genetics not freaks who happen to be rich just cuz they are not dead yet…

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Sarah Hyland is still a freakish looking creature, who has weird genetic disease that rots out her vital organs and forces her family members to give up their vital organs to keep their money maker alive, and it’s all very weird, just a group of one-kidney fucks dying but being paid out by their money making sibling / daughter, so long as she keeps on earning and providing for them, it’s a good deal. KEEP HER ALIVE….KEEP HER ALIVE….DO WHATEVER IT TAKES….KEEP HER ALIVE….

Well, she’s on vacation and got into a bikini outfit, showing off some cleavage, while looking like a 90s year old Texas oil-heir divorcee down in Florida trying to find some young pool boy to give her some kind of pelvic floor massage to help prevent her from pissing herself…a condition that may come with the whole having one kidney..so maybe Sarah Hyland can relate…you know since her organs are basically as healthy as a senior citizens…

Anyway, she freaks me out, her gay husband freaks me out, but at least she’s not fat, sure she may be starving to death or dying, but AT LEAST she’s not fat…probably because she’s incapable of getting fat due to the whole dying thing…but that’s a good enough reason as any, especially for the gay husband…just waiting for her to not wake up so that he can take over the finaces and TV Star mansions to get his gay fucks on….

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Sarah Hyland has been consistently terrifying to me, she looked like she had primordial dwarfism her entire career, here you couldn’t quite tell if she was 90 and dying, or 10 and dying, but you were right in thinking she was dying, because even her own kidneys tried to check the fuck out….maybe the cloning facility that made her didn’t have the tech they needed for their Disney clones for ABC family shows to last as long as they’d like, luckily, they could just buy her new ones…

Anyway, thanks to the internet, she tries to play this hot chick into sex, despite her husband being a fag, and part of that is rockin’ face filters, a girl made me into some bald dude earlier today thanks to snapchat, it creeped me out….but these is what these whores are using….or she’s jacking up her face with face injections….maybe she’s been replaced again with a body double or new clone because the other one died and they have too much invested in her to let the Sarah Hyland brand die…you know like they did with Aunt Viv on Fresh Prince…who fucking knows, but this is definitely a NEW FACE who this..STILL CREEPY in a tight dress that at least one of you Modern Family watching freaks will jerk off to…because people did watch that show and that’s fucking weird to me….before realizing how basic and retarded normies are…

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It’s interesting how Sarah Hyland as a slutty Morticia Addams in her sheer outfit with her TITTY breast plate the SHOP TEACHER IN CANADA uses, is less terrifying in costume, while still being terrifying, just less terrifying thanks to the prop tits in a sheer top, that’s the power of tits.

She normally looks like some weak, near dead, colostomy bag wearing, walks on a walker when the paparazzi aren’t there, dying of a degenerative disease that requires organ replacements that you have access to thanks to being hollywood…

Like I’ve seen kids dying of cancer that look hotter than her…but for whatever industry the industry, and apparently gay dudes who don’t mind being straight for pay caregivers for the rotten woman like her.

I guess the lesson here is that we should all get a set of prosthetic tits to strap to a pillow and rub ourselves up against….the technology seems advanced, even if the act is still just as pathetic and sad…

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I guess I’m a Sarah Hyland hater, but when you think about, I am a hater of all celebrity bitches and I don’t even like their tits, I just like to reduce them to their tits, because it’s the most basic and interesting thing they have to fucking offer….because their acting, public figure, words of wisdom, bragging, output, products, are zero fucking appealing and I can’t imagine people actually give a fuck about the weird chick from a hit sitcom who got paid….

So yeah, she’s got a ton of money, my opinion of her being a freakish freak who looks like she’s got primordial dwarfism, her organs don’t even like being inside her so they tap out, but she still drinks, because that’s what you do with weird failed kidneys, so looks old as shit an even edited, even face injected, she’s just as fucking scary, even in paradise with her tits out….yet here I am reposting it like it’s porn, because I know you’re less of a hater just into the tits and I’m here to serve you like the bottom feeder I am.

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