I saw this annoying picture of Sarah Hyland doing what I guess she feels is some sort of GLAM shot with her little one kidney tits out in a dress, cheesy shit….as her “instagram”….only to post the BTS of her looking like the troll fuck I’ve always thought she was, despite the work she’s done on her face as a one kidney bitch….as her “reality” shot….and I’m here thinking, people still fall for this corny ass shit….like do better, this is a high budget girl with a high budget team yet her comedic content is designed for such fucking simple minded retards…

The question is, do white women at the water cooler at their menial jobs laugh at this shit, like it’s so relatable….because I fucking know they do….especially those Modern Family cucks who may need this kind of soft, gay humor to help them deal with Sofia Vergara’s divorce….

The truth is, Sarah Hyland is never instagram, always reality, cuz I know she’s dying and her genetic disease isn’t hot….no one wants a near dead bitch to breed, we’re here for top grade genetics not freaks who happen to be rich just cuz they are not dead yet…

Posted in:Sarah Hyland

Sarah Hyland is still a freakish looking creature, who has weird genetic disease that rots out her vital organs and forces her family members to give up their vital organs to keep their money maker alive, and it’s all very weird, just a group of one-kidney fucks dying but being paid out by their money making sibling / daughter, so long as she keeps on earning and providing for them, it’s a good deal. KEEP HER ALIVE….KEEP HER ALIVE….DO WHATEVER IT TAKES….KEEP HER ALIVE….

Well, she’s on vacation and got into a bikini outfit, showing off some cleavage, while looking like a 90s year old Texas oil-heir divorcee down in Florida trying to find some young pool boy to give her some kind of pelvic floor massage to help prevent her from pissing herself…a condition that may come with the whole having one kidney..so maybe Sarah Hyland can relate…you know since her organs are basically as healthy as a senior citizens…

Anyway, she freaks me out, her gay husband freaks me out, but at least she’s not fat, sure she may be starving to death or dying, but AT LEAST she’s not fat…probably because she’s incapable of getting fat due to the whole dying thing…but that’s a good enough reason as any, especially for the gay husband…just waiting for her to not wake up so that he can take over the finaces and TV Star mansions to get his gay fucks on….

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Sarah Hyland

Sarah Hyland has been consistently terrifying to me, she looked like she had primordial dwarfism her entire career, here you couldn’t quite tell if she was 90 and dying, or 10 and dying, but you were right in thinking she was dying, because even her own kidneys tried to check the fuck out….maybe the cloning facility that made her didn’t have the tech they needed for their Disney clones for ABC family shows to last as long as they’d like, luckily, they could just buy her new ones…

Anyway, thanks to the internet, she tries to play this hot chick into sex, despite her husband being a fag, and part of that is rockin’ face filters, a girl made me into some bald dude earlier today thanks to snapchat, it creeped me out….but these is what these whores are using….or she’s jacking up her face with face injections….maybe she’s been replaced again with a body double or new clone because the other one died and they have too much invested in her to let the Sarah Hyland brand die…you know like they did with Aunt Viv on Fresh Prince…who fucking knows, but this is definitely a NEW FACE who this..STILL CREEPY in a tight dress that at least one of you Modern Family watching freaks will jerk off to…because people did watch that show and that’s fucking weird to me….before realizing how basic and retarded normies are…

.

Posted in:Sarah Hyland

It’s interesting how Sarah Hyland as a slutty Morticia Addams in her sheer outfit with her TITTY breast plate the SHOP TEACHER IN CANADA uses, is less terrifying in costume, while still being terrifying, just less terrifying thanks to the prop tits in a sheer top, that’s the power of tits.

She normally looks like some weak, near dead, colostomy bag wearing, walks on a walker when the paparazzi aren’t there, dying of a degenerative disease that requires organ replacements that you have access to thanks to being hollywood…

Like I’ve seen kids dying of cancer that look hotter than her…but for whatever industry the industry, and apparently gay dudes who don’t mind being straight for pay caregivers for the rotten woman like her.

I guess the lesson here is that we should all get a set of prosthetic tits to strap to a pillow and rub ourselves up against….the technology seems advanced, even if the act is still just as pathetic and sad…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Sarah Hyland

I guess I’m a Sarah Hyland hater, but when you think about, I am a hater of all celebrity bitches and I don’t even like their tits, I just like to reduce them to their tits, because it’s the most basic and interesting thing they have to fucking offer….because their acting, public figure, words of wisdom, bragging, output, products, are zero fucking appealing and I can’t imagine people actually give a fuck about the weird chick from a hit sitcom who got paid….

So yeah, she’s got a ton of money, my opinion of her being a freakish freak who looks like she’s got primordial dwarfism, her organs don’t even like being inside her so they tap out, but she still drinks, because that’s what you do with weird failed kidneys, so looks old as shit an even edited, even face injected, she’s just as fucking scary, even in paradise with her tits out….yet here I am reposting it like it’s porn, because I know you’re less of a hater just into the tits and I’m here to serve you like the bottom feeder I am.

Posted in:Sarah Hyland

I am of the school of thought that Sarah Hyland is a weird troll with a genetic disorder that is similar to primordial dwarfism and that even her organs don’t want to hang out with her and pulled the suicide switch because when a bitch is rotten, her organs know best.

So over the years when she was marketed to the normies with no brains as some hot chick, I knew it was witchcraft or brainwashing and it disturbed me to see everyone mindlessly go along with it, but that was before the general public mindlessly went along with some many far worse things using the same marketing tactics that Disney ABC used with her.

Anyway, she’s older, not dead, despite her organ failure, because she’s rich and can harvest other organs and she posted some bikini pics shot by her gay husband who she doesn’t know is gay because he’s straight for pay and likes the celebrity endorsement of his cock more than he likes cock…

She posted bikini pics to show off her small, weird, sickly body and I figure people don’t care about her dying in front of them, so long as she’s half naked, which is really the logic I had when fingering old ladies when I worked at the old folks home, old ladies who looked more youtful than this mess…I mean look at that chicken neck….how is she not in her 60s….

Posted in:Sarah Hyland

Two hours ago, freakish genetic condition who looks like a variation of primordial dwarfism, all old and weak despite being in her 20s, creeping me out harder than her kidney got creeped out, you know shit got so bad it had to kill itself and be replaced wit a family member’s kidney, which got rejected, only to get her a second Kidney, since these rich people just harvest fucking organs, just ask Selena Gomez, which makes me wonder why young celebs all need new kidneys by the time they are 20, it’s a little weird isn’t it, probably from the systemic industry diddling!

ANYWAY, she’s in a bikini promoting a brand of Collagen which I am sure won’t save her from her genetic condition, but it’s more money for her gay husband to get when she dies prematurely allowing him to get back to sucking dick only with a BIG TV star budget, the way gays like it!

Anyway, she’s not dead yet, but she is in the Maldives, fully vaccinated you know, because she’s a Disney owned and bought puppet who pushes agendas, so that alone should make you hate her, but sacrificing herself for the cause is always a good LOL!

Posted in:Sarah Hyland

Sarah Hyland’s Skinny Dip doesn’t make me think Sarah Hyland is any less creepy of a genetic error as I’ve always felt she was since originally finding out about her….

The double kidney transplant, because even the first kidney she got was like, “Get me out of here, this girl’s freakish”…has been a lot more sexual in the last few years, which I assume is sexual frustration from being with a Gay dude using her for the good celebrity life…..so she does things like talk about sex, masturbation, and walks around with her tits all pushed up, to give the boners, because I guess women are just coded to WANT to be jerked off to, especially the type that work in entertainment and love being on camera, it’s validation, maybe they find it hot for their exhibitionism, maybe now that she’s semi retired since her show is over and she has a pile of money, focusing on basic human instincts becomes easier and a way to unwind during said retirement, maybe she’s just indoctrinated by all the internet porn and either wants to be in on it, or is just dripping horny all day and can never find that release….

You see, I don’t know her, I just know a bare ass in a pool would have been a huge deal for a big celeb like her to do 10 years ago, but nowadays, it’s like “Where’s the butt plug, where’s the gape”….FOLLOW HOWIE MANDELL’s LEAD AND SHOW US THE PORLAPSE…

But whether you find her a creature from the science lap, bred with primordial dwarfism genes in the DISNEY lab or not, she is still a huge star with her bare ass out underwater and that’s a start…

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Sarah Hyland

Half dead, chronically ill, quad vaccinated, freaky genetic condition that reminds me of a little primordial dwarfism that made her look like a weak 90 year old back when she was a teen on TV….SARAH HYLAND….who may or may not be retired, we don’t give a fuck about her in these parts to bother finding out what she’s been doing since her long running, high paying, sitcom career…has slowly, like other girls, been morphing into a slutty version of herself…

It’s like we live in an alternate timeline or dimension, that sort of got sprung on us when we were least expecting it, because these boring, normie, girls you probably sexualized since they were on TV are now doing the low level IG slut shamelessness we’ve all seen OTHER ladies who are trying to make it pull off for the last decade…

So this awkward, double kidney transplant surviving freaky looking midget troll you likely never jerked off to, is trying to get you to jerk off to her, even though she’s got all the money, celebrity she needs, it’s not enough….

So she’s out here in the “on your knees, whilst the knees are spread, in a bikini” pose, which is a pretty fucking racy pose when it comes to the bikini model pose formations….this would have been one of those pics you take of your gf to jerk off to at a later date back in the day, not a “hey internet fans, check out my spread cunt bikini pose”….but I guess when you come face to face with death, you know, time is limited, get those titties out…because cumming is all that matters…

The funny thing would be knowing how many pics it took to capture her perfect on her knees bikini pose….probably 250….CAMERA ROLL SCREENSHOT NOW.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:Sarah Hyland