Here’s some Sarah Hyland at the Beverly Hills Hotel with her tits out for some kind of event.

I didn’t realize that Sarah Hyland had tits, but I guess these things happen even when you have a freakish genetic disorder that requires having your kidneys replaced twice…

I did use to think she had primordial dwarfism, but I guess I was wrong about that since she’s still alive….I’ll admit it…I’ve been wrong before…

I do find her face a little freakish, but then again I always did, and I guess the good news for her is that she’s not dead yet, but more importantly that face filler doesn’t pollute your innards with toxins, putting strain on her already strained kidneys….UNLESS it does and she’s just living on the edge…

She’s in a beret, clearly appropriating French people, acting like she works at the patisserie making croissants or some shit, which is funny because when you dress like an African tribesman in blackface, dancing around the University lobby, you get cancelled..but when you mock the French it’s ok…get the fuck out of here with your apple watch you fucking kidney-less freak.

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