If Sarah Hyland wasn’t the product of the Satanic Regime that people sell their souls to be a part of, I’d be included to say that Santa’s elf is getting ready for her busy season, you know because she’s built like some kind of elf looking bitch….

Unfortunately, from her child star on a shitty sitcom that was the representation of the Satanic Regime, I know the only Christmas miracle she’s experienced is not dying from her multiple Kidney Transplants that were code for “sacrificing my organs to the Satanic Regime”…..you know putting a little skin in the game…

She is posing for her camera or her gay husband who I am sure is ready for her to die so that he can get her money and live the gay cruise life….her little tits out…her pantyhose on…for the weirdos who find this thing hot…

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