I guess I’m a Sarah Hyland hater, but when you think about, I am a hater of all celebrity bitches and I don’t even like their tits, I just like to reduce them to their tits, because it’s the most basic and interesting thing they have to fucking offer….because their acting, public figure, words of wisdom, bragging, output, products, are zero fucking appealing and I can’t imagine people actually give a fuck about the weird chick from a hit sitcom who got paid….

So yeah, she’s got a ton of money, my opinion of her being a freakish freak who looks like she’s got primordial dwarfism, her organs don’t even like being inside her so they tap out, but she still drinks, because that’s what you do with weird failed kidneys, so looks old as shit an even edited, even face injected, she’s just as fucking scary, even in paradise with her tits out….yet here I am reposting it like it’s porn, because I know you’re less of a hater just into the tits and I’m here to serve you like the bottom feeder I am.

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