Despite having one kidney, Sarah Hyland is still not dead. This is modern science for you perverts, keeping the bitch alive with her anti-rejection drugs so that you can jerk off to her like it was still Modern Family times when you first fell in love with her primordial dwarfism…

As it turns out, it’s far easier to jerk off to modern science keeping a set of tits alive with some pills, rather than having her rigged up to a life support machine that you visit until accidentally impregnating her, putting a target on your back as the dude who spent a little too much time giving her those sponge baths while working at the hospital…

Your cries that it was immaculate conception go unheard….and a big slap on your wrist would likely end up with getting arrested, making this more fun.

Her tits aren’t anyting special, her face with those eyebrows also not exciting….but it’s cleavage and we’re pathetic enough to stare at cleavage.

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