It’s interesting how Sarah Hyland as a slutty Morticia Addams in her sheer outfit with her TITTY breast plate the SHOP TEACHER IN CANADA uses, is less terrifying in costume, while still being terrifying, just less terrifying thanks to the prop tits in a sheer top, that’s the power of tits.
She normally looks like some weak, near dead, colostomy bag wearing, walks on a walker when the paparazzi aren’t there, dying of a degenerative disease that requires organ replacements that you have access to thanks to being hollywood…
Like I’ve seen kids dying of cancer that look hotter than her…but for whatever industry the industry, and apparently gay dudes who don’t mind being straight for pay caregivers for the rotten woman like her.
I guess the lesson here is that we should all get a set of prosthetic tits to strap to a pillow and rub ourselves up against….the technology seems advanced, even if the act is still just as pathetic and sad…
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