Sarah Hyland creeps me the fuck out..

She is posing on the beach with what looks like a giant, even though people don’t. believe that giants exist or ever existed, and maybe they don’t….maybe this is a normal sized woman with some hot tits because Sarah Hyland is some underdeveloped, genetically fucked up, primordial dwarfism looking weirdness….

She has had multiple organ transplants..yet has still managed to survive and thrive…I mean we’re in a deadly pandemic and girl’s by the beach chilling…despite being immuno compromise by definition of having organ transplants….because you have to take anti-organ rejection meds daily so she doesn’t die..

So a bitch in a global pandemic, is at the beach, with sheer pants on….why? Because she’s ABC/DISNEY owned and they are their own breed of puppet designed to entertain you while you’re government forces you in your house to stream their nonsense bullshit for profit….

All this to say, the friend’s tits are the star of the show, Sarah Hyland, who the friend is using for clout, is just embarassing and looking like a cheesy corny cyst…

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Sarah Hyland’s husband is the gayest motherfucker around….If that’s not some diddled dude in a boyband in 1998 getting shit on by a midget who has a giant fucking head I don’t know what he is….or maybe he’s some Puerto Rican twink that has sold his asshole to some old rich gay dude from the City, you know carted around like eye candy, either way…he freaks me the fuck out….but not as much as Sarah Hyland.

The funny thing is that I know their backstory, she’s Disney owned thanks to ABC, he was on Bachelor for ABC, they were linked up, and I guess he figured people are gay for pay, might as well be straight for pay…when you can find some kidney donor rich bitch with a limited life expectancy thanks to her kidney disease…which could be why she’s shitting on him….you know Kidney Failure, Kidney transplants, can add unnecessary pressure to her asshole….like she probably adds unnecessary pressure to his asshole…you know cuz he’s a queer.

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Double Kidney Transplant because these child star celebrities get a lot of organ transplants considering they are rich and famous and organ transplants seem like a dramatic medical procedure…maybe it’s something in their craft services food on set…or some reaction to the hormone therapy they get put on young to stay young to get paid longer…I don’t know but it’s weird….

I have always been creeped out by Sarah Hyland and her weird underdeveloped body, her genetic disorder that led to her Kidney Transplants has been pretty obvious to me even before we knew she had some disease…

So her whole sexualizing herself, posting slutty workouts, bikini pics, and talking about sex that she’s done on social media has turned me off in ways I don’t understand, you know curdled stomach like I ate old pizza out of the trash when drunk, which is impossible cuz I always eat all the pizza, but you know there have been moments of diving in the trash when drunk and looking for that old food I forgot I had….and eating it…..cuz I am drunk….not that it matters….

What matters is that, when her primordial dwarfism face is out of the frame and we can focus solely on her ass in the skimpy shorts these girls wear…she’s far more interesting to stare at….hence this post which is more about Sarah Hyland’s shorts, than Sarah Hyland, cuz the shorts are the real star here…they make an otherwise creepy star alright.

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Sarah Hyland has creeped me out consistently for her entire career…she’s been a “WTF is that premature baby that’s grown up and clearly has some kind of primordial dwarfism…that’s less aggressive than other primordial dwarfism but that is still primordial dwarfism in some capacity….you know some Benjamin Button disorder where the 20 year old version of her looked like it could have been 90….and then all her organs started failing her…which I guess is why I always found her unattractive…at the core of who we are, we are actually drawn to healthy people, not terminally ill people, because attraction is fully based on “breeding”….which is probably why her husband is a homosexual, he’s just there for the celebrity life, because creepy or not, she is a celebrity….even if she looks like she’d dislocate bones if she tried to fuck…you know that kind of handicapped..and the weirdest thing about her is that she hosts a SEX show for Ellen….I mean…what?

Here she is terrifying me.

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Sarah Hyland freaks me the fuck out because she looks like a senior citizen or like some primordial dwarf…she’s built fucking weird….and to find her hot would require a fetish in and of itself…..

She’s got some sort of genetic condition that has required at least two Kidney transplants, which is pretty fucking serious if you think about it….you know it’s allowed her to come face to face with death, all while looking like some premature baby who never developed…

What she brought out of that health crisis, is being that over sexual theatre kid weirdo that should weird you out…and seeing her being all horny, talking about masturbation, basically humping the fucking floor in her bikini, twerking for her tree, sitting with her tits out, despite not being hot…but I guess being a whore like all other whores who think she’s hotter than the weird freakish thing she is thanks to being cast on a hit TV show all those years and having that fan base and a series of “YES” men around her because they want to be so close to a star…including but not limited to her gay fiance..who probably fucks her for the perks and is able to fuck her because she’s built like a 12 year old boy….

Terrifying..

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Sara Hyland and her ugly friends are living their perfectly average looking lives in a pool….in their bikinis….trying to be as sexy as they can…something average looking girls covet…

There’s a general increase in smutty pics from girls on the itnernet, huge influx of nudes and semi nudes, and that’s a great thing….but with that comes the middle of the road girl getting in on the hot girl’s game…trying to be the hot girl, and hell, they may even think they are the hot girl, because dudes are desperate, see tits and are down to compliment the bitch in hopes of more nudes or even a blowjob…

I always wondered about the average girl moving in on the hot girl territory, I didn’t think it would have ever really been as big of a thing as it is now, because I prefer looking at hot chicks to average chicks, I don’t need girl next door, that look like the literal girl next door, fat in her athleisure outfits, I like my girl next door to be the fantasy of a hot girl next door…I guess I’m aspirational in my nudes…I want something better than what you can probably scrape off a public bathroom floor after meeting on TINDER…you know what I mean..

So when a celeb like Sara Hyland puts out half naked shit, and it looks like a bunch of 30 year old customer service girls who are recently single and at an All Inclusive having a girl’s week, because girl power, you know all that girl shit they post up on their social meida…SQUADS…it’s so middle management it is painful…

It’s just that I expect more….if you’re going to get half naked while average looking, do something fun like eat each other’s assholes or something….posing like Charlie’s Angels is so deeply fucking lame I almost feel embarassment these delusional idiots don’t feel because they are so hyped on themselves.

What I am saying, is dudes….stop hyping up average girls cuz you think they’ll fuck you, keep average looking girls the middle of the road losers they are meant to be, otherwise the whole power dynamic gets thrown off…hot girl things are for hot girls…stop “black facing” it.

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I am not a political person, if anything I am the anti-political person, that shit is boring and rigged and meaningless….and for the most part the government doesn’t give a fuck about you…these civil servants aren’t actual servants to the people…they are fucking the people from every angle…and the people are the servants to them….

I generally keep my mouth shut, you’re here for the tits not the opinion on elections, voter fraud, smear campaigns, or other insanity that I am seeing….BUT I will say that seeing Vanessa Hudgens SCREAMING….

I will say that seeing Jennifer Hudson Lawrence Dancing in the streets….

I will say seeing Colbert cry….and this Sarah Hyland spread eagle shit….is all some brain washing tactics as they are all fucking puppets controlled by the man, scared to lose their job, or be cancelled, totally unreliable or unrelateable to the average American…they’ve gamed the system and they are actors so their credibility is fucking zero…tap into your emotions, you are bad if you don’t follow their lead….or believe in what they don’t believe…sounds fascist to me…

So Sara Hyland, the alcoholic pervert exploited as a kid who is now rich from TV, but who is a mutant with a genetic condition who can’t even keep her Kidneys healthy because she’s so broken…bitch has had 2 transplants…is doing this propaganda shit…with her legs spread, even making her political opinion about being able to pose right for some deep dick porn…

So whether you’re a TRUMPER or a BIDEN / KAMALA HARRIS fan…a believer in their systemmic lies or suspicious of it…..you should be mad that celebs are trying to influence the narrative of the country with their celebrity……because now more than ever, the internet and social media has made everyone the same drone… easy to manipulate…who listen, buy and exchange whatever is being sold to them by influencers…Never forget the the Kardashian’s exist..and the Kardashians fucking thrive on how stupid people are….

So seeing people treat the election like the SUPERBOWL, where the dance in the streets when their side wins, is just some theatrics across the board…we know you don’t actually give a fuck…and if you do…we gotta discount you as a person worth listening to because it means you buy into the stories you read on an emotional level…THEY’VE GOT YOU…..Dancing in the streets in a pandemic is the dumbest, even embarrassing thing to do…always, yet people are doing it because they want to feel a part of something so bad…even if what they are a part of is a fucking lie from the top…

THE PASSION YOU SEE IS BECAUSE THEY HAVE YOU BY THE FUCKING BALLS man, they have you at an emotional level and things like these celebs just contribute to all of that…Politics, Politicians, the Government, The internet….all designed to KEEP the man down….TRUST NO ONE…TRUST NO STORIES…TAXATION IS THEFT…fighting for Politicians and Rich People and Lawyers to find new ways to FUCK you….because you are the bottom of of the barrel, a cog in the wheel to keep the system working for the people at the top….is crazy…and so is Sarah Hyland Spread Legged.

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Sarah Hyland is in leggings….and she reminds me of the weirdo theatre kid that never was because she was home schooled, you know the kind of weirdo, but not the good kind of weirdo, who had no friends and would entertain herself in her basement she was kept captive in because her mom was a neat freak and didn’t want her in the way….only instead of being that weirdo reclusive, stunted, and underdeveloped weirdo, she actually was on a hit show, is a huge celebrity and people are drawn to celebrity and give her all the feedback making her think she’s either cool, interesting, funny, or amazing….you know her bank account backs up that story as does all the texts and comments she gets in a given day.

She’s like a girl version of a gay man, engaged to a gay man pretending to be into girls, because she’s rich and famous and they can watch ABC programming together, since ABC is their sponsor and the reason for all her money….

Since her double Kidney Transplant for some undisclosed genetic disorder that explains why she looks like she has some sort of dwarfism, she’s started working out, and acting like she’s hot, doing weird dances in leggigns like this….she is skinny, so when masked, she’s not all that bad but her weirdness is the kind of weirdness that doesn’t scream “Best sex of my life, let me stick my dick in crazy”….but rather one that seems like it would involve playing board games with dolls….something you’re probably into because that’s the closest you’ve ever been to dating…but it’s something I find uncomfortable….

So I’m not a fan of Sarah Hyland, but tight pants on a thursday doing Tight Pant things like sticking her head between her legs…ass first…is still worth looking at because she is a celebrity and thus more important than normals…

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Sarah Hyland who you’d think would be avoiding the whole getting together with friends since she’s had two kidney Transplants because one of the Kidneys was rejected, or maybe because the other one gave out too, you know shitty fucking genetics that would explain why she looks like she’s either a little kid or an old lady…some Benjamin Button shit…that I don’t find hot in any way….but it’s not about me, it’s about you fucking perverts.

I will say that it is possible that she’s got a death wish, you know because her show is over and she knows that no one will hire her as an actor ever again, so that she’ll just have to use that Modern Family money to produce her own movies and series to be in, which could happen…if she survives this pool party….

Or maybe, just maybe COVID is bullshit and none of these people are getting COVID because they are rich and live in a bubble….because if this was a real pandemic at least one celebrity would die of the shit, pretty easy to understand all the conspiracy theories when assholes are acting like this all over the motherfucking place as the government is telling you to fuck with a mask on, not see your family because you’ll kill your granny, fear mongering, it gets views and makes them money….but this isn’t about COVID…it is about an immuno compromised girl not giving a fuck about COVID and she worked for DISNEY so she must KNOW the inside scoop…

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Sarah Hyland is giving a titty shout out to her fellow Kidney Failure homie, who is less of a Kidney Failure and more of a organ harvesting host body that Selena Gomez used as her Kidney donor, because if you’re an aspiring celebrity who isn’t getting too far ahead in your career, offer your organs to the biggest celebrity out there, for hope that the Publicity that comes with being her donor gets you work if you don’t die in the process…

As it turns out, Sarah Hyland hasn’t died of COVID, yet, but she does seem to having bigger tits….which isn’t saying much because that face creeps me the fuck out…there’s something wrong with her and her preemie looking face and if you don’t believe me, ask her double kidney transplant…something most people don’t get done.

All this to say, into the titty show, not into anything else and it looks like she smells like a can opener used for wet dog food that hasn’t been wiped down in 6 years.

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