Sarah Hyland in a Bra of the Day

2021

Apr

Sarah Hyland has creeped me out consistently for her entire career…she’s been a “WTF is that premature baby that’s grown up and clearly has some kind of primordial dwarfism…that’s less aggressive than other primordial dwarfism but that is still primordial dwarfism in some capacity….you know some Benjamin Button disorder where the 20 year old version of her looked like it could have been 90….and then all her organs started failing her…which I guess is why I always found her unattractive…at the core of who we are, we are actually drawn to healthy people, not terminally ill people, because attraction is fully based on “breeding”….which is probably why her husband is a homosexual, he’s just there for the celebrity life, because creepy or not, she is a celebrity….even if she looks like she’d dislocate bones if she tried to fuck…you know that kind of handicapped..and the weirdest thing about her is that she hosts a SEX show for Ellen….I mean…what?

Here she is terrifying me.