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2020

22

Jul

Sarah Hyland Half Dead Cleavage of the Day

Sarah Hyland Half Dead Cleavage

Sarah Hyland is such a fucking show off…everywhere she goes she’s like “my premature ass crawled out of the incubator and got cast in a fucking hit and now I’m rich”….you know because she looks like an underdeveloped baby that still has the sperm tail growing out of it’s forehead or some shit…no wait that’s just her mask….a good contribution to overall look, you know because she’s on some Benjamin Button shit…looking like she’s 90 at 25 or whatever age she is…but that’s not even why she’s a show off…

She’s a show off because she’s had 2 KIDNEY transplants because she’s rich as shit….because one wasn’t enough to rub in her privilege with so she went back for more…as people everywhere with Kidney failure are dying and not because they can’t find a match donor…but because they can’t afford to fucking pay for it…so let her do whatever activism she wants as she walks around with scars that if you read like brail say “Fuck all you poor fucks, I think I’m going to get another organ transplant just to rub it fucking in cuz 2 wasn’t enough”..

What a bitch.

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2020

25

Jun

Sarah Hyland Cleavage of the Day

Sarah Hyland Cleavage

Sarah Hyland looks like the ugly kid from the Christmas Story, which is convenient because Christmas is in 6 months from TODAY….what are the fucking chances…

This nerd bitch who I mean is a nerd bitch and not because she’s wearing glasses. You see lazy porn titles and lazy bloggers call anyone in glasses a nerd, but Sarah Hyland is a fucking nerd. Whether she tries to sexualize herself by having her little tits out or not, she just lame as fuck from every angle. Her soon to be husband is a fucking nerd, she’s a fucking nerd, and when they watch their reality shows on IG live, they are fucking nerds.

I understand people are drawn to celebrities because they see them on TV and I hope that Sarah Hyland is typecast and forgotten now that her show is over because she has nothing to offer…because even her titty pics like this are ruined because Sarah Hyland the troll fuck….

Since she can’t even keep her own damn Kidneys around because she’s so toxic, and has had to have Two transplants from relatives….because even her Kidneys are like “We out”….it’s safe to say that we shouldn’t be sticking around until there’s actual porn going down, not this weird preemie looking mutant freak….

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2020

05

Jun

Sarah Hyland Cleavage of the Day

Sarah Hyland Cleavage

Sarah Hyland is fucking terrifying. I think it’s safe to say that her congenital kidney failure disease that she has and that has required both her dad and brother to keep her alive with their Kidneys in order to keep providing for the family all stems from her being an alien, dropped into our world, not able to survive our living conditions, bitch needs more radiation…even though she looks like she’s radioactive…or at least a product of being too exposed to radiation…basically what I am saying is she freaky…and not in a good way, in a weird looking way…

Then there’s her whole attempt at freaky, like sexual freaky, showing us she’s a sexual being, with a homosexual fiance that leads to her clickbait style slutty pics doesn’t impress me because everything else about her is the most basic mall brand version of a human….set to an alien body / head…I can’t buy into it, but I can post it!

Sarah Hyland Cleavage


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2020

06

May

Sarah Hyland in a Bra and Mask of the Day

Sarah Hyland in a Bra and Mask

Sarah Hyland is not letting the COVID get her down, despite being a candidate for being one of the DEATH from COVID patients the hospitals are being paid to diagnose, she’s still out there living in her child sized mask because she’s got a genetic disease like Benjamin Button where she looks 80 years old or 4 yers old, both terrifying….

She is leaving a medical office, where she got a blood test to check in on that Kidney Failure, I guess when you have kidney disease that requires two transplants, you can’t not get your levels checked if you want to live and I guess she wants to live..to spend some of the sitcom money on her homosexual boyfriend’s sex change…and to wear bra tops in public cuz clothing is for losers…

I guess they don’t have Air Conditioning at the Doctor, you know it’s sports bra approved…and I guess laying on the bed or sitting on the chair for the consultation bare skinned in the Global Pandemic is the way to do it…or maybe that’s what the sweatshirt is for…the one she’s not wearing cuz the paparazzi are there and she wants to give them the goods.

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2020

20

Apr

Sarah Hyland Tits of the Day

Sarah Hyland brought her titties to her social media workout that all these idiots are broadcasting to remind you to keep moving in your Quarantine, where I encourage you to sit on your couch until you develop DVT and you die off before the COVID gets you….because sitting is pretty fucking luxurious until you get hemorrhoids and other ailments…but none of that matters since we’re all going to die…

Anyway, you know she’s ovulating, or put in some push up bra pads, or maybe she got implants during one of her Kidney Transplants like she was Selena Gomez…I don’t have an answer, I don’t believe Sarah Hyland is an actual human and looking at her too long creeps me the fuck out.

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2020

15

Apr

Sarah Hyland Blackface of the Day

Sarah Hyland Blackface of the Day

Hey Sarah Hyland – Rachel Dolezal and wants you to join the black panthers!!!

I am sure she appreciates the impression especially while pretending she’s Foxy Brown in a Blacksploitation / Genre Film from the 70s. All bikini topped and dancing.

I find Sarah Hyland creepy, but a survivor with a genetic condition that has required multiple kidneys, something that seems to have given her a YOLO approach to life as she shows off her very small body, potentially genetically mutated body…in content that will last as long as the internet lasts….

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2020

06

Apr

Sarah Hyland Bikini of the Day

I guess this is from Last Week, but equally fucking terrifying this week.

The genetic mutant, who we don’t know if it is human or not, but that could be more like some kind of hybrid rodent that you find under your fridge and stomp the fuck out, because you’re scared it will bring you disease, is out here showing off her sick and dying thanks to some disease that required TWO kidney transplants, diseases that based on my research were not caused by being railed by entertainment industry execs when she was first getting her start, but that probably have to do with genetics…

As it turns out her dad gave her the first kidney in 2012, which is pretty nice…and her brother gave her the second kidney in 2017, because at least she’s got a family that cares for her…unlike Selena Gomez who has to pay sluts for their Kidneys, since she’s all alone…no one wants near her for fear of catching her LUPUS, not even her mom, unless there’s money involved…

So this hollywood puppet, doesn’t have it as bad as other hollywood puppets….but her bikini selfies are pretty weird…but so is her face…that looks like it has a SNAP filter on it at all times….like one of those “OLD-YOURSELF” things that go viral….we can only assume she’s dying and this is her trying to experience normal girl shit like make a wish foundation….which would explain why she’s always drinking….because she’s always drinking…something I doubt is recommended for people with kidney dysplasia, who have had 2 kidney transplants….unless they are in the final run….and the docs are like “Whatever”….

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2020

17

Mar

Sarah Hyland And Her Tits Could Die from COVID 19 of the Day

Sarah Hyland Tits Corona Virus Death

Sarah Hyland has some genetic condition that has required her to get her kidney’s replaced at least twice, so she’s at risk of dying from the Coronavirus if she gets the Coronavirus, you know some compromised immune system from being banged out by the entertainment industry as a child star thanks to your actor parents giving you out to their friends on loan….Hollywood a creepy place filled with banged out kidneys.

Anyways, she’s in some self isolation and social distancing, too little too late, because recently she was at the GYM…so be prepared for Sarah Hyland’s impending death…and take her titties in, as she continues to sexualize herself in a weird Drama Club way that I don’t find hot, but that I do find annoying, all while looking like a retard with developmental issues.

RIP in advance Sarah Hyland….this titty content is subpar….do more, do better, build out that legacy that allows men to jerk off to your little underdeveloped body for decades to come.

Sarah Hyland Tits Corona Virus Death

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2020

13

Mar

Sarah Hyland May Die of the Coronvirus of the Day

I don’t know if Sarah Hyland has the Coronavirus yet, but she is apparently heading to the gym in these pics, which is the number one place the virus will likely live, thanks to all you sweaty and disgusting fucks tainting everything.

For those of you who don’t know, Sarah Hyland has some genetic condition she never talks about, but that I assume is AIDS from being passed around the industry as a child, but I could be wrong.

That genetic condition not only stunted her growth to make her a weird looking bitch, but also led to Kidney failure, which led to kidney transplant, which let to kidney rejection, which led to another kidney transplant, because when you’re rich getting Kidneys is easy I guess.

Anyway, if the body can’t handle a matched kidney, I doubt her immunity can handle the Coronvirus, so her being bold for her workout is just nuts…

So here’s a preemptive RIP MOTHERFUCKER the Sarah Hyland edition, cause of death…suicide…because going to the gym during Coronvirus outbreak when you have an immunity issue is fucking suicide.

Here watch her workout…

Here watch her leaving the gym….

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2020

06

Mar

Sarah Hyland Spread on the Beach of the Day

Sarah Hyland Beach Spread

Sarah Hyland is now unemployed, her show is over, and she’s got her pile of money to carry her through life, so now she can focus on what is important to her, trying to be an instagram whore with slutty selfies to keep the ride alive as long as she’s alive, she’s got a couple of BUM kidneys, which are different than Kidney Shaped BUMs, in that her Kidneys have been replaced more than once, and that’s clearly not a sign of tip top health, maybe she’s on that CORONA VIRUS target list of people with weakened immunity, so in a “it’s all going to end soon”, make the most of it, she’s leaving us a legacy of Sarah Hyland content that Sarah Hyland fans can jerk off to, because apparently some you find her hot, and not because she’s out here trying to be hot, but because you’re weird and into genetic mutants.

Small body though, the kind you’d like to wheel to DIALYSIS after tasting testing her pee to make sure them Kidneys are working. You sick fuck.

Here is her fitness twerk
Sarah Hyland Fitness Twerk

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