Sarah Hyland is giving a titty shout out to her fellow Kidney Failure homie, who is less of a Kidney Failure and more of a organ harvesting host body that Selena Gomez used as her Kidney donor, because if you’re an aspiring celebrity who isn’t getting too far ahead in your career, offer your organs to the biggest celebrity out there, for hope that the Publicity that comes with being her donor gets you work if you don’t die in the process…

As it turns out, Sarah Hyland hasn’t died of COVID, yet, but she does seem to having bigger tits….which isn’t saying much because that face creeps me the fuck out…there’s something wrong with her and her preemie looking face and if you don’t believe me, ask her double kidney transplant…something most people don’t get done.

All this to say, into the titty show, not into anything else and it looks like she smells like a can opener used for wet dog food that hasn’t been wiped down in 6 years.

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Sarah Hyland is such a fucking show off…everywhere she goes she’s like “my premature ass crawled out of the incubator and got cast in a fucking hit and now I’m rich”….you know because she looks like an underdeveloped baby that still has the sperm tail growing out of it’s forehead or some shit…no wait that’s just her mask….a good contribution to overall look, you know because she’s on some Benjamin Button shit…looking like she’s 90 at 25 or whatever age she is…but that’s not even why she’s a show off…

She’s a show off because she’s had 2 KIDNEY transplants because she’s rich as shit….because one wasn’t enough to rub in her privilege with so she went back for more…as people everywhere with Kidney failure are dying and not because they can’t find a match donor…but because they can’t afford to fucking pay for it…so let her do whatever activism she wants as she walks around with scars that if you read like brail say “Fuck all you poor fucks, I think I’m going to get another organ transplant just to rub it fucking in cuz 2 wasn’t enough”..

What a bitch.

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Sarah Hyland looks like the ugly kid from the Christmas Story, which is convenient because Christmas is in 6 months from TODAY….what are the fucking chances…

This nerd bitch who I mean is a nerd bitch and not because she’s wearing glasses. You see lazy porn titles and lazy bloggers call anyone in glasses a nerd, but Sarah Hyland is a fucking nerd. Whether she tries to sexualize herself by having her little tits out or not, she just lame as fuck from every angle. Her soon to be husband is a fucking nerd, she’s a fucking nerd, and when they watch their reality shows on IG live, they are fucking nerds.

I understand people are drawn to celebrities because they see them on TV and I hope that Sarah Hyland is typecast and forgotten now that her show is over because she has nothing to offer…because even her titty pics like this are ruined because Sarah Hyland the troll fuck….

Since she can’t even keep her own damn Kidneys around because she’s so toxic, and has had to have Two transplants from relatives….because even her Kidneys are like “We out”….it’s safe to say that we shouldn’t be sticking around until there’s actual porn going down, not this weird preemie looking mutant freak….

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Sarah Hyland is fucking terrifying. I think it’s safe to say that her congenital kidney failure disease that she has and that has required both her dad and brother to keep her alive with their Kidneys in order to keep providing for the family all stems from her being an alien, dropped into our world, not able to survive our living conditions, bitch needs more radiation…even though she looks like she’s radioactive…or at least a product of being too exposed to radiation…basically what I am saying is she freaky…and not in a good way, in a weird looking way…

Then there’s her whole attempt at freaky, like sexual freaky, showing us she’s a sexual being, with a homosexual fiance that leads to her clickbait style slutty pics doesn’t impress me because everything else about her is the most basic mall brand version of a human….set to an alien body / head…I can’t buy into it, but I can post it!

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Sarah Hyland is not letting the COVID get her down, despite being a candidate for being one of the DEATH from COVID patients the hospitals are being paid to diagnose, she’s still out there living in her child sized mask because she’s got a genetic disease like Benjamin Button where she looks 80 years old or 4 yers old, both terrifying….

She is leaving a medical office, where she got a blood test to check in on that Kidney Failure, I guess when you have kidney disease that requires two transplants, you can’t not get your levels checked if you want to live and I guess she wants to live..to spend some of the sitcom money on her homosexual boyfriend’s sex change…and to wear bra tops in public cuz clothing is for losers…

I guess they don’t have Air Conditioning at the Doctor, you know it’s sports bra approved…and I guess laying on the bed or sitting on the chair for the consultation bare skinned in the Global Pandemic is the way to do it…or maybe that’s what the sweatshirt is for…the one she’s not wearing cuz the paparazzi are there and she wants to give them the goods.

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Sarah Hyland brought her titties to her social media workout that all these idiots are broadcasting to remind you to keep moving in your Quarantine, where I encourage you to sit on your couch until you develop DVT and you die off before the COVID gets you….because sitting is pretty fucking luxurious until you get hemorrhoids and other ailments…but none of that matters since we’re all going to die…

Anyway, you know she’s ovulating, or put in some push up bra pads, or maybe she got implants during one of her Kidney Transplants like she was Selena Gomez…I don’t have an answer, I don’t believe Sarah Hyland is an actual human and looking at her too long creeps me the fuck out.

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Hey Sarah Hyland – Rachel Dolezal and wants you to join the black panthers!!!

I am sure she appreciates the impression especially while pretending she’s Foxy Brown in a Blacksploitation / Genre Film from the 70s. All bikini topped and dancing.

I find Sarah Hyland creepy, but a survivor with a genetic condition that has required multiple kidneys, something that seems to have given her a YOLO approach to life as she shows off her very small body, potentially genetically mutated body…in content that will last as long as the internet lasts….

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I guess this is from Last Week, but equally fucking terrifying this week.

The genetic mutant, who we don’t know if it is human or not, but that could be more like some kind of hybrid rodent that you find under your fridge and stomp the fuck out, because you’re scared it will bring you disease, is out here showing off her sick and dying thanks to some disease that required TWO kidney transplants, diseases that based on my research were not caused by being railed by entertainment industry execs when she was first getting her start, but that probably have to do with genetics…

As it turns out her dad gave her the first kidney in 2012, which is pretty nice…and her brother gave her the second kidney in 2017, because at least she’s got a family that cares for her…unlike Selena Gomez who has to pay sluts for their Kidneys, since she’s all alone…no one wants near her for fear of catching her LUPUS, not even her mom, unless there’s money involved…

So this hollywood puppet, doesn’t have it as bad as other hollywood puppets….but her bikini selfies are pretty weird…but so is her face…that looks like it has a SNAP filter on it at all times….like one of those “OLD-YOURSELF” things that go viral….we can only assume she’s dying and this is her trying to experience normal girl shit like make a wish foundation….which would explain why she’s always drinking….because she’s always drinking…something I doubt is recommended for people with kidney dysplasia, who have had 2 kidney transplants….unless they are in the final run….and the docs are like “Whatever”….

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Sarah Hyland has some genetic condition that has required her to get her kidney’s replaced at least twice, so she’s at risk of dying from the Coronavirus if she gets the Coronavirus, you know some compromised immune system from being banged out by the entertainment industry as a child star thanks to your actor parents giving you out to their friends on loan….Hollywood a creepy place filled with banged out kidneys.

Anyways, she’s in some self isolation and social distancing, too little too late, because recently she was at the GYM…so be prepared for Sarah Hyland’s impending death…and take her titties in, as she continues to sexualize herself in a weird Drama Club way that I don’t find hot, but that I do find annoying, all while looking like a retard with developmental issues.

RIP in advance Sarah Hyland….this titty content is subpar….do more, do better, build out that legacy that allows men to jerk off to your little underdeveloped body for decades to come.

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