Sarah Hyland is filming the finale of Modern Family in Paris, I have no idea why I know that, but I blame the internet….

I can say with confidence that I have NEVER seen the show Modern Family, I have no interest in anything modern, and I prefer traditional gender roles in anything, especially families…maybe it is cuz I am old as shit and grew up in a broken home…with foster parents and shit like that…where that suburban housewife run home was appealing to me…you know a mom who wasn’t a Mexican prostitute dying of AIDS, but instead baked cookies and made PANCAKES on the weekend…the NUCLEAR family that is both wholesome and warm and sweet…instead of the pervert, phone obsessed, families of today….or maybe I just thought it was a dumb concept for the show and the only thing of interest in the show was Sofia Vergara’s tits…a tactic that Sarah Hyland is using here, I guess with getting organs transplanted she’s realized that life is short, make the most of it, and if that means not giving a fuck about producing slutty content, if anything embrace the slutty content it gets you more likes and follows and that’s what is important when you’re dying…having the most impact once you die…so that you leave a legacy of being on some shitty show….instead of doing things that actually matter like raising money publicly for her mystery illness she doesn’t tell anyone about…but that got her two sets of KIDNEYS….so it’s gotta be something serious…but not as serious as how weird looking she is.

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Sarah Hyland the NICOTINE ADDICT and her stomach scars went to the gym….because Nicotine is a Nootropic that helps in performance…especially when you have had a double Kidney transplant due to some secret disease that is clearly a major disease as most people don’t get two free Kidneys to live…oh the celebrity life…getting you the celeb discount on organs….free…let the peasants die for our royalty…

That said, nothing like a “I’ve had two organ transplants, rocking some other motherfuckers organ inside her”…making fucking her urethra the weirdest fucking threesome….and I wonder if the ghost of her donor chimes in every once in a while like it does when I buy used panties at the Salvation Army Store….you never know what you are going to bring home…

That said, nothing like getting in with a girl who has already had this many healthy issues, her life expectancy short, I guess her gay fiance is on some Katharine McPhee strategy…you don’t have to commit too long just get in that WILL….I am…

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Sarah Hyland creeps me out. She has since she first showed up on TV, and in the paparazzi as things progress when you’re on a hit show.

I have facial recognition blindness for a fact, which is hard to explain, but basically everyone I look at looks kind of the same…and I can’t recognize them even family members, so I make associations for people, so from the first time I saw her, I just assumed she had that Benjamin Button Disease…”progeria”…it is how I could recognize her.

If you watched trash Tv in the 90s, you’ll remember those 7 year olds who were born looking like a child version of a senior citizen.

So I couldn’t really vibe on her, without wanting to puke….and I guess I was kind of right, she did have a genetic disease, has had two Kidney transplants, and looks like she weights 50 lbs…on some pre-mature preemie baby…grown up…

Like there is no way this bitch doesn’t sleep in an incubator at night…so now that she sexualizes herself…it is creepy.

Here are her hard nipples in a tight white shirt

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Monkey Looking Sarah Hyland in a Bikini to with her tits being squeezed out from every angle, which is weird, since she’s barely got tits, but which is great because it distracts from her face…

I don’t discriminate against small tits, cuz they almost always come with hotter body, so I don’t do the whole “flat as a board” shit and I don’t think I ever did. From a young age, I remember liking all tits, perky and small included….so long as they had female nips, I was sold.

So I’m not here to hate on her tits, they actually look good, swollen, maybe on her period or tiny implants, she is a celeb afterall.

I am here to laugh at her face…her neck looks likes she’s sucking in some weird way, her profile looks neanderthal, I don’t know if it’s all part of the genetic disorder that got her two kidneys, but she’s always had a weird look, so we can assume it is.

But we shouldn’t let that stop her from loving the attention she gets on social, when bikini tops this small get worn, actual nudes are just around the corner. I am pretty sure she’s had at least one nude leak so the nudes are literally a google away….but I like nudes to be freshly shot…none of that recycled old content, so maybe this will inspire her to bring it….better than she’s just brought it.

Either way, I’ve spent too much time thinking Sarah Hyland nude strategy….I’ll move onto better things now…which isn’t saying much…since this is hardly that good and most things would be considered better things than this.

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Sarah Hyland is in a bikini, there’s some weirdness going on in her crotch in at least one of the pictures.

She is not doing a beach clean up – or defending the environment like some kind of Captain Planet motherfucker, but she is wearing a plastic visor for fashion, which likely destroyed it’s fair share of the environment to get produced and it will likely end up in the fucking ocean she’s soaking her Kidney Transplanted pussy in.

As weird as her face has been over the years, you know looking like a giant toddler into her 20s, only to now look like a 60 year old, missing all that inbetween years….the body is small, skinny, tight, possibly dying of a terminal illness and that in and of itself is worth staring at while it lasts, before it’s too late, etc.

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Sarah Hyland bringing some new fetishes to the table in this one….some Coachella from 5 years ago body jewelry to accent her face that used to look like a 10 year old, all bloated and weird, but in her older age looks like an 80 year old with too much BOTOX, but more interestingly, the Kidney Transplant scars, cuz she’s had two Kidney transplants, like a fucking beast with faulty organs…which apparently is a thing in Hollywood, for whatever reason, because Selena Gomez had one too…maybe some child star damage from being sold to the industry / DISNEY at a young age where executives violated them via thier URETHAS…the gateway to the KIDNEY….who knows…

But I do know that Sarah Hyland’s got some bikini top on, cuz she likes that whole half nakedness….and at least she’s not fat, probably part of that genetic disorder that makes it hard for her to gain weight, a blessing to those of us staring at this weirdo creature.

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Sarah Hyland brings in the new fetish – DOUBLE KIDNEY TRANSPLANT SCARS…cuz unlike that mooch bitch Selena Gomez….

Selena Gomez, the entited rich as fuck, poor me celebrity was out there trying to dominate the child star getting Kidney Transplant scene…but this bitch, Sarah Hyland…was the like a sleeper cell who has had two…and kept it too her damn self….so she fucking wins….

She’s also not some in and out of rehab brat…life is too hard for a popstar with a hundred million dollars everyone likes….for some fucked up reason….it’s not good enough for her…

While this one is soon to be off her hit show, so she’s more happy to be alive, going to the gym in sports bra, getting slutty on social media now that she’s hit puberty, is getting married to a queer, but she likes the queer, kind of gal…While Selena is still some dark and broken bitch….who is less interesting than an actual dark and broken bitch…cuz the whole being famous thing takes away from any depth that may bring to a person…you no that torment that makes a great artist doesn’t apply to her…

While Sarah Hyland is just so fucking basic and mainstream, that luckily thee mainstream is heading in a porno direction so you can see her at her sluttiest cuz she self produces that shit..even though she’s weird and creepy looking…

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Sarah Hyland is some weird faced…12 year old looking who could also be 80 year old looking legal adult…

She was on some shitty, yet popular…award winning…despite the awards being insular bullshit that is paid off by producers….called Modern Family….that I guess made her exist in the world like some kind of actual celebrity….because being on a hit network show is what defines being a celebrity…

She’s been trying to find that social media, instagram, sexual side of her…consistently over the course of finding social media and being told by her team to step up her hustle…and she’s clearly addicted to it..cuz it’s carried her on social media this far….

Not bad for a weird looking girl who is missing vital organs and has had at least 2 Kidney Transplants…maybe part of her “who cares” approach…once you’re borderline dead or dying….you kinda have a different take on showing off your new found cleavage…

It is like we are all used to BROKEN girls…but this girl is LEGIT broken….from the VITAL ORGANS and that makes her appealing to dudes drawn to broken girls….terminal illness can be a fetish for those who have commitment issues….or I guess to her fiance who is clearly a gay dude using her for the clout…ROMANCE in LA….

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Sarah Hyland has her tits out as she violently tries to MURDER bugs with an electrocuting fly swatter…not very HUMANE, PET FRIENDLY, but I guess it’s ok to kill insects, but not ok to kill other animals or people by society’s standpoint.

She is recently engaged because she’s found love or her husband has manipulated her into thinking she has found love while he has found a solid beard with a great public profile, who is great for his marketing and PR, not to mention she has a ton of money from being an actual celebrity on TV but the KICKER being that she’s got a terminal illness that required Organ transplants, you know organ transplants aren’t a minor for fun thing, so she won’t be around all that long and he’ll get in on that will and live out that easy life…

She’s more interestingly found her sex appeal or sexuality, and does so by posting half naked pics that showcase her weird underdeveloped body…and TITTIES….which I guess is a better version of her than one trying to not be a slut on social media.

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