Sarah Hyland is filming the finale of Modern Family in Paris, I have no idea why I know that, but I blame the internet….
I can say with confidence that I have NEVER seen the show Modern Family, I have no interest in anything modern, and I prefer traditional gender roles in anything, especially families…maybe it is cuz I am old as shit and grew up in a broken home…with foster parents and shit like that…where that suburban housewife run home was appealing to me…you know a mom who wasn’t a Mexican prostitute dying of AIDS, but instead baked cookies and made PANCAKES on the weekend…the NUCLEAR family that is both wholesome and warm and sweet…instead of the pervert, phone obsessed, families of today….or maybe I just thought it was a dumb concept for the show and the only thing of interest in the show was Sofia Vergara’s tits…a tactic that Sarah Hyland is using here, I guess with getting organs transplanted she’s realized that life is short, make the most of it, and if that means not giving a fuck about producing slutty content, if anything embrace the slutty content it gets you more likes and follows and that’s what is important when you’re dying…having the most impact once you die…so that you leave a legacy of being on some shitty show….instead of doing things that actually matter like raising money publicly for her mystery illness she doesn’t tell anyone about…but that got her two sets of KIDNEYS….so it’s gotta be something serious…but not as serious as how weird looking she is.
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