Sarah Hyland fucking terrifies me…and I don’t know if it is because I know that she’s got an Autoimmune disease and my erection detects shitty genetics on some primal level…it’s telling me “don’t reproduce with that shit”….because it is literal shit….you know because my primal instinct doesn’t factor in the things that get Sara Hyland presented as being “hot” or “desirable”..like being famous, on a TV show, and RICH…

You know a person is far more appealing when they are taken out of their context…it allows you to really focus on how annoying everything they say is when they talk to their phone and how NOT fucking hot they are even when showing their tits….rather than getting blinded by the shine of the glitz and glam of celebrity.

Sarah Hyland and her multiple KIDNEY transplants cuz she’s so shit even her vital organs want out….is overrated, not hot, but you don’t care…you’re a fan boy weirdo and that’s ok…just keep it to your damn self.

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