One of two things happened in this Photoshoot with Sarah Hyland, the 12 year old on Modern Family who is actually not 12, but who was probably on hormone therapy by her stage parents, cuz you don’t get on a hit TV show even at 18, without having stage parents who throw you into the shit head first for as money money as they can get…cuz protitution comes in all forms….

So either Sarah Hyland hit puberty….and figured now was as good a time as any to show off her new womanly body….or…..she always had this body and spending time with guestionable character Sofia Vergara, single mother from Colombia turned Emmy Winner….instead of back alley hooker….has been the mother Sarah Hyland has never had…telling her to “show them tits as hard and fast as you can cuz it will open doors for you”…

And whatever the reason for this shoot…I’m kinda happy it happened….cuz I feel less creepy masturbating to her now that I know she’s got her period….

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Sarah Hyland is some weird faced…12 year old looking but legal adult…who is on some shitty, yet popular…award winning…despite the awards being insular bullshit that is paid off by producers….show called Modern Family….and now she’s sexing it up for Complex Magazine…a Magazine I love and support all the decisions they make in the girls they feature…even if I don’t think they are all that great…

I know there are more people in the world than me…and anyone who watches sitcoms…doesn’t have any taste anyway….and they are the majority….so this one is for them….and I guess every other miserable person with a penis who sees young flesh and that’s all they need…

Happy thanksgiving….

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Sarah Hyland always looks 12 even though she’s 22. I’m thinking she got up on that Disney hormone therapy they feed young starlets so that they stay young, Project Peter Pan….which is in the office next to Project make the young girl who really wants to live out her dream suck our executive dicks but only after she contractually signs off on it so that we can’t be arrested for being sex offenders….they have it all figured out…those billion dollar corporations celebrating 100 years in the PEDO game…

Either way Sarah Hyland is in her one-piece and it is alright….cuz she is 22 playing out a 12 year old body…

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Sarah Hyland is the 21 year old who looks 13 that you probably have already masturbated to cuz she’s on TV with Sofia Vergara’s tits….and because you didn’t realize she was 21 and now that you know she’s not 13….you’re deleting all the screen caps you’ve taken of her the last year or two that show’s been on TV….

Well it turns out that like every 21 year old, she’s into showing off bikini pics on social network sites for male attention and male appreciation…cuz why else would chicks put up bikini pics…they obviously know we jerk off to those “spring break” albums….that’s really the whole fucking point of facebook and reconnecting with old friends – isn’t it?

Either way, this is a good start to her post puberty career…..keep up the good attention seeking bitch.

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