Sarah Hyland freaks me the fuck out…

She’s like some weird genetically modified troll who stopped growing at 12 because her stage mom took stage mom-ing very seriously, and knew the younger she looked, the easier it would be to get her cast on some show that doesn’t have a timeline, you know where no one ages, and she just stays this weird pre-pubescent freak…a weird pre-pubescent freak who wears push-up bras and shows off her tits like Sofia Vergara told her to…

The whole thing…weird…but what’s weirder are the die hard fans of hers who you know jerk off to her because she looks 12…yes, I’m talking to you.

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Sarah Hyland has what I assume is a genetic disorder that makes her look like she’s 12, even though she’s in her 20s, and is so experienced in love and relationships, and not the virgin she appears to be, that she’s already had at least one restraining order from some bullying boyfriend, who I guess thought her young look, meant he could beat the fuck out of her, like an uncle at a family dinner after too many drinks, tucking in his neice…

That said, she’s spent the last 5 years on the Modern Family set, making money and more importantly, learning everything she knows from Sofia Vergara…which I guess along with abusive relationships like a hispanic is used to…this exhibitionism..showing what you got…happened..and it’s good.

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Her name is Sarah Hyland. She was stalked and beaten by her boyfriend..which I guess means someone really likes her, increasing her value on the market, because if if she’s good enough for someone to stalk and beat her, she must be pretty good…..probably even too good….which isn’t saying much to you, seeing as a pile of dog shit is too good for you, but I guess that means she’s good enough for you to want to have sex with, even though it is a little weird, considering she’s in her 20s and looks 10…but a mature 10…with a set of tits…that she’s showing off on social media in a bikini…like a good social media whore…

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Sarah Hyland is 24, looks 12, and that’s creepy…especially now that she’s been using the Sofia Vergara tricks to getting noticed, and getting work, but using her perky little tits so hard to get attention it makes her boyfriends beat her up….and leads to restraining order…because that is the power of tits…on girls who are 24 but look 12…you fucking creeps….not that tits are ever really creepy….but area always amazing..

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Sarah Hyland is officially blonde now..I can’t imagine this is big news or even news, but I figure there are some weirdo people who watch her hugely popular show and masturbate to her because she looks 11 despite being in her 20s and I only find it hot because I know she had a restraining order against her abusive ex, and I like to think of this as some witness protection shit, not because I like girls getting beat up to the point they need restraining orders, but I do like broken girls, they are easy, and what better way to be a broken girl, than to have that level of insanity in a relationship…right..

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Sarah Hyland posted a couple of sleazy halloween pictures from the set of Modern Family, that I guess aren’t sleazy enough, considering she was pretty much raised by Sofia Vergara, the woman who put it out there so much in her 20s and 30s that it finally stuck, and she finally made it…

I guess when you look at these pics of Sarah Hyland you’ve got to wonder why her boyfriend was beating up on her, the one she got a restraining order from, when he should have been capitalizing that she looks 12 – despite being 20 – by having sex with her…

It’s like all you asshole women beaters don’t get that beating women is just stupid…when you can have sex with them – especially when they own costumes like this…

That said, Halloween is coming – and so will you….and while you wait for that creepy ass creepy – here are A BUNCH OF Celebs Doing Halloween GO

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Here’s a little Sarah Hyland showing some skinny leg…wearing a wig because I guess she’s trying to avoid her stalking ex boyfriend who beat her because he loved her so much…you know the one she got a restraining order against…so that he doesn’t recognize her leaving the party…

Or maybe, just maybe, she’s doing some Halloween bullshit…

I have no idea why I felt this pic was worth posting, oh right, blow job face.

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Remember when Sarah Hyland was getting restraining orders against her psycho ex boyfriend for beating up on her a few weeks ago?

Well I guess she’s decided to move on with her life, and taunt his crazy ass with some tits…because here she is on set showing cleavage like Sofia Vergara taught her…because cleavage got Sofia Veragara everything she has and I guess if she has one lesson to teach her teen daughter from the show she slept her way onto, while the teen daughter’s bio parents are off on a yacht spending her hollywood money thanks to successful stage parenting…it’s that…and I know that I appreciate it…and I am pretty sure that you do too…

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