Sarah Hyland is officially blonde now..I can’t imagine this is big news or even news, but I figure there are some weirdo people who watch her hugely popular show and masturbate to her because she looks 11 despite being in her 20s and I only find it hot because I know she had a restraining order against her abusive ex, and I like to think of this as some witness protection shit, not because I like girls getting beat up to the point they need restraining orders, but I do like broken girls, they are easy, and what better way to be a broken girl, than to have that level of insanity in a relationship…right..

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