Sarah Hyland has what I assume is a genetic disorder that makes her look like she’s 12, even though she’s in her 20s, and is so experienced in love and relationships, and not the virgin she appears to be, that she’s already had at least one restraining order from some bullying boyfriend, who I guess thought her young look, meant he could beat the fuck out of her, like an uncle at a family dinner after too many drinks, tucking in his neice…

That said, she’s spent the last 5 years on the Modern Family set, making money and more importantly, learning everything she knows from Sofia Vergara…which I guess along with abusive relationships like a hispanic is used to…this exhibitionism..showing what you got…happened..and it’s good.

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