Sarah Hyland is fun…

No, I’m not just saying that because she lets her boyfriend choke her out so bad she had to get a restraining order..some pyscho asshole pussy who beats up girls.. WHO’S PICTURES I HAVE POSTED BEFORE BEAUSE HE’S A PHOTOGRAPHER…..and no, I am not saying that because there was a series of vagina pictures claiming to be her on the internet…something that would really be impossible to prove, even for the most seasoned virgin loser…and no I am not saying that because she’s learned from Sofia Vergara who has taught her the plight of the girl with tits just trying to win emmys and no…I am not saying that because she looks 12….or maybe I am…

Here’s some action for her restraining order photoshoot…showing tit…because that’s what Psycho ex boyfriends like seeing when they creep on their social media using fake accounts.

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Here’s a little Sarah Hyland not looking creepily young, like she normally does, demonstrating on an inflatable exactly how her mentor Sofia Vergara climbed the ranks of immigrant single mom, to rich and famous…with a little grinding her vag on whatever opened doors…

I guess these teen stars are taught things on set that you don’t really learn in regular schools…

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Sarah Hyland creeps me out despite the fact that she has tits…and wears a bikini…and is in her 20s…there’s just something about her that makes me think she’s 15 and I hate 15 year olds…and I can prove it to you because in Canada it is legal to fuck 16 year olds and I don’t…I mean to me there’s no better proof than that….

I just keep thinking she had a stage mom who found some hormone suppressants to get her into a Disney Role that would take her into her 30s playing a teen…the Peter Pan formula…but then she takes Sofia Vergara’s lead and busts out her tits for her fans…and I’m left confused…but not too confused…I can power through this…thanks to tits.

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Her name is Sarah Hyland…you know her as the cute girl who is being cultivated by Sofia Vergara to learn how to generate more buzz for herself by showing her tits…at least that’s what I like to think is going on here…but the fact is, she may just be a nice girl. But where’s the fun in that.

What I do know is that she looks like she’s 14, despite being over 18, which is a little freaky but legal to stare at without feeling awkward or like the pervert that you are.

It’s the “she’s 18, even if genetically she’s built like she’s 14″…line that makes it socially acceptable to masturbate to the pictures she puts of herself in a bikini top on the internet…which when reversed “she’s 14 but genetically she’s built like she’s 18 thanks to getting her period at 4” line doesn’t reverse…because sex offence is based on maturity level people…not that I’ve never fucked 25 year old retards who act 4…because they were retards…before…which I guess is wrong too…but you can’t go to jain for it, so I guess it’s not that wrong…

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Sarah Hyland creeps me out for the same reason she probably turns on a large percentage of dudes…and that is that she looks like she’s 12, despite having tits or a push-up bra…and despite being in her 20s…

It’s like she’s on some pedophile’s spiking the water at the summer camp with hormone suppressants or some shit they invented at Disney to make the talent like Peter Pan, so they never age and constantly work will into their 40s like they are Gary Coleman…freaks…

So seeing her sexual, or her boyfriend/brother/whoever this guy is checking out her tits, is just fucking weird..but weird is what I do,like and document…so here it is…self produced and all…she wants you seeing this…it’s the Sofia Vergara school of whoring yourself into fame!

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SARAH HYLAND is the genetic freak you can assume her mother put on hormone suppressing medication to be like an Olympic gymnast all stunted growth and shit so that she looks young forever…and can make the family money forever…even when she’s well over 18….you know up on some Mickey Rooney shit…that’s just weird to look at, especially when the fashion magazine she is doing an editorial shoot for, plays up on the fact that she looks 12 years old, and makes her pose with dolls like shit’s a fucking fetish shoot, when I guess it is, and more importantly, when I guess the only people buying Sarah Hyland magazines are pervert fetishists looking for more of this shit…either way…weird as fuck

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I generally assume that I write this site for a bunch of virgin losers who can’t get laid or even really interact with girls because they are so fucking awkward. I am talking the kind of guy who can’t even hire a hooker or get a lap dance because he’s too fucking shy and awkward…I am talking full on autistic, socially inept shit that unfortunately manifested as a porn addiction and not an actual addiction to building software…you know the lonely, welfare, obsessive compulsive who spends hours making models of their favorite stars out of their own semen…while tweeting them love letters all night…

Well…this one’s for you…the real virgin loser…because you love that Renaissance LARPING shit…and you love Sarah Hyland…because that’s just the kind of world we live in..

I hope this doesn’t make you cum yourself, but the fact is it’s from the weekend, so you’ve probably already printed these up onto a ripe melon you plan on fucking the shit of, cuz with virgin loser comes innovative masturbation practices.

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So this is the story:

Sarah was witnessed pushing the man away, and screamed, “Don’t touch me there!” Her security immediately stepped in to question the fan, and then passed the matter over to local police.

After the incident, security removed Sarah from the venue via a rear door.

This is her Publicist’s answer to her fans:

Sorry to all the fans outside the #qantas event that I didn't get to say hi to but I had to leave due to an inappropriate touch of a fan

— Sarah Hyland (@Sarah_Hyland) February 20, 2014

My opinion is that this girl is a little confused. Two days ago she’s producing FURRIES EROTICA…in Australia like some kind of fetish porn star….and then she’s all mad cuz she got her tit grabbed…

I guess her mentor and co-star in her TV show hasn’t taught her all aspects of being a casting couch hooker in order to be an actress….you know it’s all part of the job…you know she probably got the “show tits to get noticed”…she probably got the “flirt with producers and money”…but the whole let fans touch you for a cheap thrill was skipped because she’s a big star and doesn’t need to deal with commoners..

Actresses are whores and puppets who we make relevant, and in that, they sign off their rights to not be grabbed and fondled…It’s the legitimate “she was wearing a short skirt’…excuse..

The fact is that if I was there, I wouldn’t gone for her vag.

TO SEE THE PICS OF HER GETTING GROPED CLICK HERE

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Sarah Hyland is some actor in her 20s who looks 12 with budding young breasts most 12 year olds would be too shy to show off because most 12 year olds didn’t work with Sofia Vergara the last 4 or 5 years and learn the tricks of going from single mom pushing 40 to Emmy winner…a trick that happens to be straight from the tits.

She was in Vegas this past weekend, she posted this pic to instagram or some other shit, at least one person masturbated to it, and now is your chance to get up on that too, even if masturbating to pics is some plaid out shit everyone’s doing, you fucking follower…

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Sarah Hyland is the 10 year old looking chick, who is actually over 18 from Modern Family and she is showing off the life lessons she has learned from Sofia Vergara, that include but aren’t limited to “TITS”.

So she’s strapped herself into a push up bra for some publicity event and her cleavage is up to her fucking neck….and I like it.

It reminds me of a Junior High dance, thanks to the Victoria’s Secret epidemic, where tweens everywhere want sheer thongs. I saw it on the news.

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