I generally assume that I write this site for a bunch of virgin losers who can’t get laid or even really interact with girls because they are so fucking awkward. I am talking the kind of guy who can’t even hire a hooker or get a lap dance because he’s too fucking shy and awkward…I am talking full on autistic, socially inept shit that unfortunately manifested as a porn addiction and not an actual addiction to building software…you know the lonely, welfare, obsessive compulsive who spends hours making models of their favorite stars out of their own semen…while tweeting them love letters all night…

Well…this one’s for you…the real virgin loser…because you love that Renaissance LARPING shit…and you love Sarah Hyland…because that’s just the kind of world we live in..

I hope this doesn’t make you cum yourself, but the fact is it’s from the weekend, so you’ve probably already printed these up onto a ripe melon you plan on fucking the shit of, cuz with virgin loser comes innovative masturbation practices.

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