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2020

06

Apr

Sarah Hyland Bikini of the Day

I guess this is from Last Week, but equally fucking terrifying this week.

The genetic mutant, who we don’t know if it is human or not, but that could be more like some kind of hybrid rodent that you find under your fridge and stomp the fuck out, because you’re scared it will bring you disease, is out here showing off her sick and dying thanks to some disease that required TWO kidney transplants, diseases that based on my research were not caused by being railed by entertainment industry execs when she was first getting her start, but that probably have to do with genetics…

As it turns out her dad gave her the first kidney in 2012, which is pretty nice…and her brother gave her the second kidney in 2017, because at least she’s got a family that cares for her…unlike Selena Gomez who has to pay sluts for their Kidneys, since she’s all alone…no one wants near her for fear of catching her LUPUS, not even her mom, unless there’s money involved…

So this hollywood puppet, doesn’t have it as bad as other hollywood puppets….but her bikini selfies are pretty weird…but so is her face…that looks like it has a SNAP filter on it at all times….like one of those “OLD-YOURSELF” things that go viral….we can only assume she’s dying and this is her trying to experience normal girl shit like make a wish foundation….which would explain why she’s always drinking….because she’s always drinking…something I doubt is recommended for people with kidney dysplasia, who have had 2 kidney transplants….unless they are in the final run….and the docs are like “Whatever”….

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