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Archive for the Sarah Hyland Category

2017

27

Jun

Sarah Hyland Bikini of the Day

Sarah Hyland was in a bikini….because the people at Modern Family probably instructed her and her cast to get as shameless as they can for social media in efforts to get people to tune into their shitty show…where they have to sit through badly written low grade sitcom humor to not see the cast they want to fuck in bikinis….it’s a bad strategy…if they want people to tune in, the nakedness should be on the show…not on the social media making the show irrelevant….and what it comes down to is that I am a weirded out by Sarah Hyland’s face / bobble head, small body…and I can’t figure out if I like what I am looking at, or if it is freakish and confusing…I guess I’ll have to spend the rest of the day trying to figure this one out….

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2017

26

Jun

Sofia Vergara at the Pool and her TV Daughters Also Being Sluts of the Day

SOFIA VERGARA POSTS A HOT POOL SELFIE OF HER MONSTER TITS

Sofia Vergara posted a slutty selfie of her tits at the pool, in what I can assume was a competitive selfie to her TV children, who constantly post selfie porn to the internet because they are shameless, the whole lot of them, and they love attention, the whole lot of them, and they get that attention by showing off their slutty bodies…good times…AT LEAST SHE KNOWS HER ANGLES…I mean she’s an old mom seductress who seduced her way into hollywood, she knows how to work it.

If you don’t like that Sofia Veraga and her Monster tits, here’s her confused TV kid in Cosplay Erotica showing what looks like perky tits…

Or maybe you prefer her other TV kid, who she was likely more of a mom to, shwoing what looks like a sloppy ass, that we can assume she thinks is a great ass because she shows it off all the time, because collectively these three are shameless self promoters who sexualize themselves for work….but more importantly…they are all broken women who made it, two didn’t stand a chance because their parents whored them, the other one was an actual whore and figured it out…and we can assume this is all part of Modern Family’s marketing campaign…I call these pics “Ariel Winter – Pig on the Beach”…

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2017

22

Jun

Sarah Hyland – Armpit Fetish of the Day

Sarah Hyland from Modern Family is Showing her Armpit in a Selfie

I have an armpit fetish…I don’t have a Sarah Hyland fetish…but sometimes one thing overrides the other…and you take the armpit you get…since most girls are shy about their armpits and don’t like broadcasting their armpits unless they are the armpit you don’t want…because it is all hairy and matted from sweat on some pig feminist bitch who wants you to know she’s a real woman because she doesn’t shave…you know a not so silent protest…that should be focused on PUSSY hair..because the bigger the bush the less disgusting the fat feminist bitch is…but the hairier the armpits have a reverse effect..

I’m glad we sorted this out together…

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2017

19

Jun

Sarah Hyland Skinny Legs of the Day

Sarah Hyland Shows Off Her Skinny Modern Family Legs

I give fat slob pig bitch Ariel Winter so much attention on this stupid dog shit website – because I find it interesting that she is some broken fat girl with fat tits that has been exposing her fat tits for a while because she likes the attention – and the following of perverts who liked watching her grow up and a PR team behind her thanks to her massive TV show she is a part of, you know one of the last ones still out there, as the networks struggle to stay alive as they adapt to the internet and Netflix, so she’s known..

But Sarah Hyland, the creepy faced skinny one, who doesn’t look like she fucked the CRAFT services all day everyday eating her feelings, she was more of a stress starver because her parents, like Ariel Winter sold her to the industry also…and for that…she deserves some love…or fingers pointed at her that would rather be trying to make her squirt…but we aren’t exclusive enough for that…snobby freak looking bobble head.

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2017

05

Jun

Sarah Hyland Bikini Top of the Day

Sarah Hyland, the creepy Modern Family, who unlike Ariel Winter is not quite a wart faced troll, but rather a freak in her own right, of never aging, looking like some premature child, all small and weak and big headed…but people are into her…like they are into any of these celebs who are on TV…because they like that casting agents tell them who to like so that they don’t need to use their brains and come to their own conclusions…

Well, thanks to fame whoring and attention seeking, trying to keep followers happy, Sarah Hyland knows to post them bikini good goods…it makes her matter more..

I like this look.

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2017

30

May

Sarah Hyland Skinny Girl BBQing her Meal of the Day

Sarah Hyland is doing a little BBQ for Memorial Day weekend. On the Christian radio I was listening to as I do, not because I am a religious man, but because I am not a religious man, they Pastor said, it’s OK to BBQ on Memorial Day, you don’t need to spend the day crying over dead soldiers, but rather realizing that life is short and they died for your freedoms to BBQ….

I know you patriotic folks will agree with that, and so will you religious folk, but I don’t believe they died for any freedoms, but rather were pawns used to some weird strategies we’ll never understand and if there was no military, I feel like we’d still be as free as we want to be – because the world isn’t as terrible as it’s been made out to be…not everyone wants to rape and kill you.

THAT SAID…i think posting bathing suit pics by the BBQ, thinking “YAY DAY OFF FROM MY RICH PERSON LIFE OF LUXURY – I AM A VAPID CUNT FROM TV – BUT AT LEAST I AM NOT FAT LIKE ARIEL WINTER – MY CO STAR”….is trashy.

THAT SAID…I think her posting her skinny legs, all anorexic looking in a time se’s been criticized for being ANorexic by the media that LOVES fat chicks, the same people making homosexuals gay…the MEDIA….when really she’s just skinny….cooking an invisible meal…like “this is what I eat….nothing..you fat fucks”…is brilliant…good job.

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2017

19

May

Sarah Hyland Tits for Social Media Cleavage of the Day

Sarah Hyland is showing some cleavage for social media – trying to fit in amongst her peers like that fat slut Ariel Winter…we call it the MODERN FAMILY sold off by their family to be raised by producers interested in making money off them and Sofia Vergara interested in teaching them how tits can create you….and the whole thing is pretty boring, like the girl I met on TINDER, who wants to de-stigmatize chlamydia by openly discussing her chlamydia hoping it inspires others to talk about their chlamydia so that people get it treated and the overall rate of chlamydia goes down…..a real Mother Theresa…saving the slutty porn addicted, no committal, millennial, narcisstist raised on social media and porn…. kids of tomorrow…

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2017

05

May

Sarah Hyland Squirter Wet Spot of the Day

This picture is fucking jokes…

So basically there was another iCloud leak, this time of Sarah Hyland, and it may not even be Sarah Hyland, but some other creepy weird looking, underdeveloped 12 year old despite being 40, sold off to the industry…but I am pretty sure it’s her..

The pictures weren’t anything special, but this one, a post masturbation, showing how wet she gets, or her squirt which is pee…is just fucking great..

Girls have sent me similar pics after they masturbate…so I know what this is all about and I am glad it happened – and I’m just glad it’s not her costar Ariel Winter’s squirt, which I would assume would have a lot more feces in it – from all her eating..

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2017

09

Mar

Sarah Hyland Tits on Tree Branch of the Day

The casting of Modern Family is so weird….not because they found some hispanic woman with massive tits in some brothel in Miami that they could repackage as a comedic actress thanks to her cheap priced high quality cocaine….and accent…the accent makes acting skills irrelevant…

But because they cast Sarah Hyland to be Ariel Winter’s sister…one is a creepy 14 year old looking chick, who even in her 20s, is small and underdeveloped…despite what her tits may be telling you….while Ariel Winter is this ball of fat, with tits so sloppy she’s had them cut off at least once…and a body so sloppy that at 18, she looks 40 and like a mom of 4….who loves to eat…you know in a if they are sisters, this one steals all of the other one’s food situation…

Well, this one’s sitting in a tree, cleavage out, breast implants, because she knows the importance of tits for her costars and thus for her.. good times…that aren’t that good…

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2017

08

Feb

Sarah Hyland’s Creepy Face is a Self Proclaimed Human Vibrator of the Day

Sarah Hyland creeps me the fuck out, but I know dudes love jerking off to her, because she’s on TV and has been on TV for a longtime, and even though she’s not jailbait anymore, she still looks like she’s 12, thanks to her parents doing what gymnast parents used to do, and that’s anything to stunt her growth so that she can keep the teen roles coming in…until she fall apart and she can’t get away with it!!

She’s the big sister of Ariel Winter, with the smaller tits, probably hating her and her tits for all the hype they are getting…

Anyway, she’s saying she’s a twitchy weird chick…full on telling the world she’s a vibrator…weird..

I have no idea why I am posting this…BUT I AM…fascinating..

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2017

20

Jan

Sarah Hyland in a Slutty Dress with Jay Leno of the Day

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Creepy Modern Family star, who looks like she’s 12, which makes those of you who jerk off to her Sex Offenders to me, because age of consent is 18, and even if she has the mental capacity of an adult, she speaks directly to the men who want to fuck young girls….like you..you fucking weirdo…

I always feel uncomfortable looking at her, but probably not as uncomfortable as the guys who actually fuck her, but I doubt they feel uncomfortable at all, like I don’t feel uncomfortable looking at this at all, it’s fair game dude, the law is on our side….she’s just been on hormone therapy to stay relevant on her show, and not old and disgusting…but more importantly, they are LA scenesters, producers and sexual deviants who she gets retraining orders from…

I don’t know what’s going on here….but it’s fetishy on so many levels…so take it in…

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2016

28

Dec

Sarah Hyland’s Face on Instagram Live of the Day

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I was kickin’ it on Instagram, creeping all these topless bitches in instagram caliber shoots, who cleverly use emoji’s to censor their nipples, because they don’t want their accounts frozen, it’s all they have to live for, hell they are putting nude pics of themselves on the shit, they must take it fucking seriously…

And a prompt prompted as prompts do…saying “Sarah Hyland is Live”…I joined the Periscope of instagram where hearts on the right side were pumping, and people were asking her dumb questions she answered, while being ignored as I do….even though my questions aren’t sexual, because I get deleted when they are…so I asked her to dance, her favorite love song, to sing, etc…ignored…

But the interesting thing, becausae me being ignored is pretty much the basis of my site and existence, I mean name another dude with blog that’s written 40,000 posts in 14 years, who doesn’t even make 100 dollars a month off his nonsense…and at one point there was serious traffic on this shit…it was relevant…I know people don’t care and it wasn’t that relevant…but people fucking clicked….and I still haven’t got a book, radio, tv, movie, job offer…pretty fucking pathetic…

I digress….

The interesting thing wasn’t me being reminded I am a fat loser from some twat from TV…

It was her face, those cheeks, what the fuck was I looking at…was it through an iPhone Fisheye, had she got her already bulbous cheeks jacked up with shit….

So I took a screenshot to share with you – so we collectively say “what the fuck is that…and why isn’t it finger banging itself, stretching it’s pussy out with household objects, because thats what CAMMING is about you dumb sheltered starlet”….

Weird looking…as fuck.

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Here she is grinding her friend for XMAS…

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2016

04

Nov

Sarah Hyland Grabs Her Knees Erotica of the Day

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I have a new fetish that is hardly a new fetish…but that is a reminder of an old fetish…involving a girl grabbing her knees like she’s playing a game in high school gym class, or as I prefer…..getting into position to get railed up the ass while there’s no table to lean on….

She’s lookin’ good, a little Deer in the Headlights, award even…but Sofia Vergara’s taught these girls how to slut proper…and I like the slut…

She did this slutty and weird dance when she hit 4 million followers on instagram….a massive achievement…..to some who care about having an audience…

And she did this dance in a braless top…hard nippled for Halloween…..girl like dancing..

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2016

20

Sep

Sarah Hyland’s Upper Thigh is In Love of the Day

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Sarah Hyland had a hard nipple while she torments the paparazzi that she probably called while she went to a lunch at a place where the paparzzi hang out – because she just wants to have a normal life and go to normal places…but won’t move an hour out of the heart of LA where no paparrazzi hang out – because she’s a fucking celebrity and she fucking loves this shit – as she was raised to when her parents were whoring her to view this as important….but not important enough to be a cunt about….

But at least she’s not Ariel Winter…

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If you want to see her weird dressed at an EMMY party…. CLICK HERE

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2016

16

Sep

Sarah Hyland Hard Nipple and Ariel Winter Bra in Modern Family Wars of the Day

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I assume that there’s a lot of hatred on set of Modern Family between the two young sluts who were forced to be spend time with Sofia Vergara as kids, and forced to learn the ways of the Colombian drug lord prostitute, because their actual families were out spending all their child star money…like when you meet an angry and oddly mexican rich kid who was raised by the maid…

So Ariel Winter – the fat one with the big tits who looks like a dude from a trailer part and Sarah Hyland, the creepily young looking one who always looks like a deer in the headlights…are clearly on the hustle to get more views…more money…to be the standout character on the shit show..

Clearly, Sarah Hyland and her hard nipples…are the winners…because no one likes fat chicks…

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But then again a lot of people like fat chicks and don’t find this fat chick to be a fat chick – since comparatively to fat chicks she’s not that fat…and when you factor in her age and her half nakedness, Ariel Winter isn’t so bad, even though she’s so bad, but she won’t let Sarah Hyland get her one day of hard nipple glory…so the fat monster, who clearly eats all the foot at the buffet had to bust out the Bra of the Day

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