I am of the school of thought that Sarah Hyland is a weird troll with a genetic disorder that is similar to primordial dwarfism and that even her organs don’t want to hang out with her and pulled the suicide switch because when a bitch is rotten, her organs know best.

So over the years when she was marketed to the normies with no brains as some hot chick, I knew it was witchcraft or brainwashing and it disturbed me to see everyone mindlessly go along with it, but that was before the general public mindlessly went along with some many far worse things using the same marketing tactics that Disney ABC used with her.

Anyway, she’s older, not dead, despite her organ failure, because she’s rich and can harvest other organs and she posted some bikini pics shot by her gay husband who she doesn’t know is gay because he’s straight for pay and likes the celebrity endorsement of his cock more than he likes cock…

She posted bikini pics to show off her small, weird, sickly body and I figure people don’t care about her dying in front of them, so long as she’s half naked, which is really the logic I had when fingering old ladies when I worked at the old folks home, old ladies who looked more youtful than this mess…I mean look at that chicken neck….how is she not in her 60s….

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Two hours ago, freakish genetic condition who looks like a variation of primordial dwarfism, all old and weak despite being in her 20s, creeping me out harder than her kidney got creeped out, you know shit got so bad it had to kill itself and be replaced wit a family member’s kidney, which got rejected, only to get her a second Kidney, since these rich people just harvest fucking organs, just ask Selena Gomez, which makes me wonder why young celebs all need new kidneys by the time they are 20, it’s a little weird isn’t it, probably from the systemic industry diddling!

ANYWAY, she’s in a bikini promoting a brand of Collagen which I am sure won’t save her from her genetic condition, but it’s more money for her gay husband to get when she dies prematurely allowing him to get back to sucking dick only with a BIG TV star budget, the way gays like it!

Anyway, she’s not dead yet, but she is in the Maldives, fully vaccinated you know, because she’s a Disney owned and bought puppet who pushes agendas, so that alone should make you hate her, but sacrificing herself for the cause is always a good LOL!

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Sarah Hyland’s Skinny Dip doesn’t make me think Sarah Hyland is any less creepy of a genetic error as I’ve always felt she was since originally finding out about her….

The double kidney transplant, because even the first kidney she got was like, “Get me out of here, this girl’s freakish”…has been a lot more sexual in the last few years, which I assume is sexual frustration from being with a Gay dude using her for the good celebrity life…..so she does things like talk about sex, masturbation, and walks around with her tits all pushed up, to give the boners, because I guess women are just coded to WANT to be jerked off to, especially the type that work in entertainment and love being on camera, it’s validation, maybe they find it hot for their exhibitionism, maybe now that she’s semi retired since her show is over and she has a pile of money, focusing on basic human instincts becomes easier and a way to unwind during said retirement, maybe she’s just indoctrinated by all the internet porn and either wants to be in on it, or is just dripping horny all day and can never find that release….

You see, I don’t know her, I just know a bare ass in a pool would have been a huge deal for a big celeb like her to do 10 years ago, but nowadays, it’s like “Where’s the butt plug, where’s the gape”….FOLLOW HOWIE MANDELL’s LEAD AND SHOW US THE PORLAPSE…

But whether you find her a creature from the science lap, bred with primordial dwarfism genes in the DISNEY lab or not, she is still a huge star with her bare ass out underwater and that’s a start…

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Half dead, chronically ill, quad vaccinated, freaky genetic condition that reminds me of a little primordial dwarfism that made her look like a weak 90 year old back when she was a teen on TV….SARAH HYLAND….who may or may not be retired, we don’t give a fuck about her in these parts to bother finding out what she’s been doing since her long running, high paying, sitcom career…has slowly, like other girls, been morphing into a slutty version of herself…

It’s like we live in an alternate timeline or dimension, that sort of got sprung on us when we were least expecting it, because these boring, normie, girls you probably sexualized since they were on TV are now doing the low level IG slut shamelessness we’ve all seen OTHER ladies who are trying to make it pull off for the last decade…

So this awkward, double kidney transplant surviving freaky looking midget troll you likely never jerked off to, is trying to get you to jerk off to her, even though she’s got all the money, celebrity she needs, it’s not enough….

So she’s out here in the “on your knees, whilst the knees are spread, in a bikini” pose, which is a pretty fucking racy pose when it comes to the bikini model pose formations….this would have been one of those pics you take of your gf to jerk off to at a later date back in the day, not a “hey internet fans, check out my spread cunt bikini pose”….but I guess when you come face to face with death, you know, time is limited, get those titties out…because cumming is all that matters…

The funny thing would be knowing how many pics it took to capture her perfect on her knees bikini pose….probably 250….CAMERA ROLL SCREENSHOT NOW.

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I guess when you’re an integral part of pushing the agenda in part because you were sold to Disney at a young age, maybe one of their early models from their clone factories in the basement of the “It’s a Small World” ride, which would explain her BUM kidney and the need to get it replaced so many times…cloning technology has glitches…luckily the guy who plays her dad, another actor, probably with Disney ties was a genetic match and it allowed him to save her so that she could grow up into a SITCOM STAR who in her early retirement, or maybe it’s just a hiatus, when you’ve faced death more than once because your organs don’t work for you, but rather against you, because she’s got enough money to never work again, you can spend your time pushigg the sex positive “I HAVE SEX”….gay…everything is GAY…even her fiance is gay….because if you’re not in the LGBTQ+ community that you’re not a real person..it’s a badge of honor to idiots…because I know gay people and none of them identify as being part of a community…but I also don’t hang out or associate with mainstream losers who feel validated sucking cunt…

This is zero hot to me, but I’ve always found Sarah Hyland to be a creepily underdeveloped weird thing who would need to push the sex agenda, or the gay agenda for me to even conceptualize that she even has sex…but you may like it…freak.

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I don’t know if this is a Halloween Themed New Years Eve party, but I do know that a Disney/ABC kid is getting her tits grabbed for her social media by some random dude, who may or not be an opportunist homosexual waiting for his meal ticket to die off of her random diseases, because she saw him on a reality show and fell in love with him on said reality show and was able to track the motherfucker down through her team, you know, modern romance when you’re a celebrity who makes one call and finds the person they need through their powerful network…

I don’t know why Sarah Hyland looks difference, she’s looking a little like Christina Ricci for some reason, did they replace her with a new model that has working organs, I don’t know…bit it’s better than her creepy underdeveloped look, but that could just be because this version’s got tits now…and tits are all hat matter…hence why she’s being fondled by a gay guy who I guess is either straight for pay, or who she told would get the 12 inch strap on if he participated in their public smut behavior….

Unless he’s not gay….which is always possible…but this is about TITTIES being GRABBED casually…as the world becomes one giant PORNO.

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Sarah Hyland may not have kidneys she was born with, but that doesn’t stop her from trying to test the transplants to make sure that the kidneys stay in place and that they don’t get shit the fuck out of her cunt hole….likely the pee hole.

The ABC/DISNEy kid is getting into the Christmas spirit doing sleazy tight pants booty shakes and despite being creepily underdeveloped and unhealthy enough to be forced to get new kidneys.

She creeps me out, but when the mainstream does their version of a perv Christmas because they are likely told to, I’ll watch…I won’t like it…but I’ll watch.

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Sarah Hyland creeps me the fuck out, but she serves her purpose of pushing the propaganda they want her to push on the people, which in this case is pushing the whole CHRISTMAS thing about 3 weeks too early, it isn’t even THANKSGIVING YET…

She’s also playing the basic white girl, sitting at home getting excited to cuddle up like she’s in prison, to stream some NETFLIX crap, to inspire others to sit like mindless shills in front of the streamers…but wine will make it fine…it always does for these miserable white ladies….who try to fill their emptiness with mainstream commercial crap

She may be in lingerie, because there seems to be a nip slip, she’s clearly aware is there, also part of the program to get some more hype….there’s never enough hype…but seems to be the kind of person who dresses up for a night at home…you know like a Theatre kid…

She’s been consistently weird looking, she doesn’t even have functioning kidneys, that’s how mangled she is…but with a nipple out, she’s hotter than ever…

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Sarah Hyland giving a fitness pussy show in some spandex shorts because that’s the fucking style these gym goers with their 3 COVID vaccines cuz she was eligible for the booster shot thanks to her genetic disorder responsible for her multiple kidney transplants putting her on the immuno-compromised list….and for her sake, let’s hope that the conspiracy theories and misinformation from the doctors, studies and data about the efficacy of the vaccines doesn’t end up turning her already fucked up auto-immune condition against her….unless of course the negative side effects include fatter vagina lips because the cameltoe from this angle is not quite meaty enough for a TRUE cameltoe lover like myself…

Point of the story, let these celebs use their celebrity to influence the masses into very important things, like bringing your vagina to the gym, for the pervert dudes in the gym to have shit to jerk off to in the gym shower together so that it’s less queer.

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