In this era of NOTHING IS REAL….even the celebs you jack off to are a fucked up edited version of themselves, like a boardwalk caricature level of authentic being passed off as authentic, so that creepers like Sarah Hyland, who I have consistently felt was a birth defect, genetic fuck up, with weak or light case of Primordial Dwarfism, which happens to be one of the saddest disabilities to have, and I actual feel terrible when seeing those little helpless aged kids, but when it’s a celebrity bitch who has a small dose of the shit, I feel nothing but contempt…

Anyway, Hyland is marrying some opportunistic gay dude who is straight for pay, Hudgens is her DISNEY SISTER and BFF, they have labeled themselves as BRIDE and BRIDESMAID because they want to be the leaders of obnoxious white girls of instagram, throw in some wine and we’ve got the TRIFECTA of mid 30 year old white girls being cheesy as fuck….

But they are in their ONE PIECES, so we gotta look, and you’d probably still fuck either or both, at the same time, or as a CUM TRIBUTE for reddit, since that’s as close as you’ll get to them….and i still think HUDGENS is hot, despite her midget wrestler body, and if I have to look at Hyland to see that neckless bull dog with her suit up her cunt, I can handle it….I’ve jerked off to worse.

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