I am of the school of thought that Sarah Hyland is a weird troll with a genetic disorder that is similar to primordial dwarfism and that even her organs don’t want to hang out with her and pulled the suicide switch because when a bitch is rotten, her organs know best.

So over the years when she was marketed to the normies with no brains as some hot chick, I knew it was witchcraft or brainwashing and it disturbed me to see everyone mindlessly go along with it, but that was before the general public mindlessly went along with some many far worse things using the same marketing tactics that Disney ABC used with her.

Anyway, she’s older, not dead, despite her organ failure, because she’s rich and can harvest other organs and she posted some bikini pics shot by her gay husband who she doesn’t know is gay because he’s straight for pay and likes the celebrity endorsement of his cock more than he likes cock…

She posted bikini pics to show off her small, weird, sickly body and I figure people don’t care about her dying in front of them, so long as she’s half naked, which is really the logic I had when fingering old ladies when I worked at the old folks home, old ladies who looked more youtful than this mess…I mean look at that chicken neck….how is she not in her 60s….

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