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2020

22

Jul

Josephine Skriver being Hyped Up for a Bikini Shoot of the Day

The funniest thing about models is that they think they are actual hard working hustlers because they have to wake up in their free 5 star hotel with all the room service they could ever want, sit in a chair for hair and make-up while some assistant feeds them ice coffees or whatever they want, then go to epic places in the most organized and structured way, because it’s high budget…..so that there are no hiccups, like dealing with some unruly tour guide who robs and kills you….only to get on the beach for your shoot where you role around as people hype you the fuck up with “gorgeous” “i love that” “Perfect” comments…

It’s all so funny, even funnier when it’s Josephine Skriver, Sports Illustrated and Victoria’s Secret favorite designer test tube baby who had her weirdo gay day design her based on DNA hacks, because that’s what Marine Biologists do when they are narcissists…and want to do something bigger than studying the egg laying habits of the Dutch Pickerel….

The good news is, his test tube baby worked and she looks like this, instead of what the rejects that didn’t work out in the experiment probably look like, legs growing out of their necks or some shit…

Josephine Skriver SI


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2020

17

Jul

Josephine Skriver in her Panties of the Day

Josephine Skriver is the hottest Victoria’s Secret angel that was conceived in a test tube by a marine biologist and his sperm with the egg of some lesbian friend of his because despite popular belief that gay men and lesbians can’t be friends, they sure as hell can make a baby, and with the right engineering, they can look as good as this….

She is probably the only Victoria’s Secret angel that was engineered in a lab, but probably not the last, and that fact shouldn’t take away from her being the hottest one to date….assuming Victoria’s Secret doesn’t go bankrupt after being cancelled for not using tranny models, fat models, and most importantly, their founder / owner funded Epstein…so much darkness to something we’ve all jerked off to at least once….and that girls covet to be a part of because. it is that stamp of approval they need for their egos….

Either way, test tube baby, Artificial baby, Josephine Skriver posted up this pornography and it’s hot….get it before her DNA hacking falters and she self destructs…or gets some rare cancer or some shit…

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2020

23

Jun

Josephine Skriver’s Hot Hike of the Day

Josephine Skriver lives in Nashville with her soon to be husband and resident Victoria’s Secret model creeper who has fucked other Victoria’s Secret models before working up to this one. I guess it’s a fetish…

I wrote that he was in with the VS perverts and that’s why he was on her welcoming committee when she arrived in New York, he was at the airport there to groom her into being his wife. Greasy like Ron Jeremy (RIP).

I was told he even took her virginity…what HERPES on the first time, only when living the American Dream..

I actually don’t know anything about the husband to be, I don’t even know his name, and all this is just hearsay from people who I guess do know him and who don’t like him enough to have told me about it 5 years ago when she was first happening…I don’t even know if the husband to be is the same guy they were referring to, maybe he was the previous boyfriend…but who fucking cares…

She lives in Nashville, and went out into nature in a hot fucking outfit that any girl who looks like Josephine Skriver, who for the record was created in a test tube lab, in some designer genetic engineering by her dad a biologist…so this is her doing a hike down to earth…not looking like some granola bitch in a military jacket and combat books looking all ready to dive into the next pussy she sees because that’s what environmentally friendly, tree hugging, camping girls do….

She’s also got a few bikini pics cuz when you look like this…you best be posting bikini pics…

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2020

10

Feb

Josephine Skriver Topless of the Day

I guess the Victoria’s Secret empire that everyone says is for sale, or restructuring, because they are some bloated organization with a very high overhead with stores in every mall because people need panties….made in china panties that they think are better than ordering directly form china despite being 100 times the price…because they have a little VS tag on them….but just as much Corona Virus…and who knows what other viruses….imagine how many girls in VS have got herpes with a little PANTIES TO THE SIDE style fuck….I feel like VS has been involved in more herpes infestations than Paris Hilton…or PATIENT ZERO as we call that VALTREX huffing bitch…

But the Victoria’s Secret empire still has hot models like the AI / ROBOT / CLONE they financed when finding alternatives to traditional models who have attitude, can’t be programmed, and who turn on creative director ED…..like Josephine Skriver….on their payroll and they still fly them all down to the Caribbean where the CEO lives….the same CEO who financed Epstein…billionaires…a messy breed of pervert…but I like their staff….cuz it looks like this.


Here she is at Elton Johns AIDS Party

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2019

06

Dec

Josephine Skriver Bra and Panties of the Day

Josephine Skriver Bra and Panties

Josephine Skriver is the hot VICTORIA’S SECRET MODEL who was created in some EPSTEIN or VICTORIA’S SECRET laboratory…literally in test tubes 25 years ago when the technology was new….designer babies…and because the program was funded by VS, it was only natural that she commit to the brand, promote the brand, they basically own her and are the reason she’s here, so it’s not like she has a choice, I mean you see what they did to Epstein…right…

That said…VICTORIA’s SECRET isn’t hot, that shit is dying fast, I’ve been callign them out for being boring and dated and not progressive, which doesn’t mean “BOOK FAT TRANS WITH RETARDATIONS TO SEEM INCLUSIVE”…it just means to be interesting…and they weren’t…so as they struggle like the bloated dinosaur they are…they still bring the same boring catalog pics…that I’ve always hate but that you like…it’s a hot model half naked…how could it be bad?….but clearly it can be boring….MAYBE THE ANSWER is more SPREAD asshole….

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2019

21

Oct

Josephine Skriver Still Hot in a Bikini of the Day

Josephine Skriver Erotica Bikini

Josephine Skriver is hot in Bathing Suits cuz she was created in a lab…as a reverse abortion…make life from nothing, instead of ending life from sluts who like cum in them while not on Birth Control….

I am not a religious man, so I don’t know if jerking off requires an end goal to Christians, but I figure it must be confusing for a religious person who is taught that a man should not masturbate.

I guess they see it as a wasted load, since no attempts at breeding are in the mix as you violate yourself to reruns of the Golden Girls or whatever it is that weird religious freaks jerk off to.…

It is spilling your seed for the sole purpose of personal pleasure, which I guess isn’t very Christian at all. There is not SelfCare Sunday in Church motherfuckers…that’s just for instagram..which is arguably the new generations couch…what they all live by….but that isn’t really a church..

So I am guessing the religious folk, tempted by all the porn they see are out there making life out of their jerking off, so they give it to lesbians on Craigslist… creating a new fetish of knocking bitches up while creating new life. Masturbate with purpose….for God…

In Josephine Skriver’s case, her dad jerked off and created her, a designer baby thanks to biology…he was a marine biologist…which is way weirder than what you do with your cum…you know smearing it on your chest and/or eating it…but I guess some people are more motivated at jacking off.


Josephine Skriver Erotica topless

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2019

10

Oct

Josephine Skriver Bra of the Day

Josephine Skriver - lingerie tits

Josephine Skriver is a Raiders Fan…and she consistently puts out Raiders content like she’s on fucking payroll.

She’s from another country, here as a legal alien, work visas thanks to her work being her getting naked…..so I have no idea what her deal or love of the Raiders is. It’s almost weird…but who cares..it is slut content from a slut who is well paid for being a slut despite being created in a lab by a weird gay Biologist…on some Sci/Fi shit…

I don’t give a fuck about sports but you homos do, so be sure to check out our latest partner to BET ON Sports and get fucking paid…which is the only way I think any grown man should fuck with sports…otherwise it is just weird…and queer…I mean unless Skriver got her tits on the job….

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2019

16

Sep

Josephine Skriver Lingerie of the DAy

Josephine Skriver Lingerie Football

I guess Football Season officially started this past weekend, you know the first weekend after labor day, at least that is what GOOGLE told me, because I don’t fuck with sports, but kind of wish I did, because all those bro sites that cover sports, have been able to make stupid fucking money and garner stupid fucking sports bro fans, who buy their stupid fucking t-shirts….while I can barely buy a fucking 12 pack of beer every week….because sports are fucking lucrative…and so is the business of designer test tube babies like Josephine Skriver, an early prototype by a Marine Biologist who felt like he could create lingerie models in the LAB…and 25 years later HERE SHE IS…working as the unofficial RAIDERS fan, embracing American Culture because America has given her Frankenstein ass a welcoming home in Nashville with some dude who devirginized her and who she stuck with all these years….yes…according to my sources her robot made in a lab designer pussy has only met one dick…making her shameless half naked sports post for the boys all the hotter….

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2019

02

Sep

Josephine Skriver Titties in a Selfie From Instagram of the Day

Genetically modified Josephine Skriver….created in a lab by her biologist father…in what I call a reverse Abortion…

If you can’t chose to kill a fetus in the womb according to weirdo religious people who clearly never knocked up a girl they didn’t want to knock up, where they would learn that the abortion is a beautiful thing…that I guess some people look own on because of GOD or some other manufactured bullshit they embrace as fact…

So if there’s a stigma around sucking a pea sized fertilized egg out of a womb, there should be a stigma around a homosexual inseminating a lesbian’s egg and inserting it into a womb…the way NATURE didn’t intend…on some hybrid weirdo shit…and Josephine Skriver is the embodiment of that designer baby….who turned to work at Victoria’s Secret to live her best half naked model life she was designed to live…

This is her self producing, self promoting, social media hyping herself up for you perverts…on Labor Day…even though she may be unable to get pregnant, as I’ve heard that clones can’t reproduce, but maybe her dad can bull trough with some science he’s developed from Victoria’s Secret Research and Development lab…where Epstein would spend his summers…

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2019

25

Jul

Josephine Skriver Topless of the Day

Josephine Skriver Topless

I like to say genetically modified Josephine Skriver….created in a lab by her biologist father…in what I would call a reverse Abortion…you know TWO HEARTS / TWO SOULS / TWO LIVES only instead of ripping the parasite out of you, they create the parasite in a test tube….place it in a surrogate….the way you GOD intended it…but not really.

It’s some designer baby shit, that in and of itself is crazy as a concept, but people clone their dogs so it’s not all that crazy….

I assume her dad’s research was funded by some rich pervert like Epstein or the guy who runs Victoria’s Secret, because if you create your woman in a lab is she even a woman, or a sex doll with human attributes and biology, who doesn’t deserve the same human rights because she is a possession, something that works for rich perverts…

What I am saying is that she looks good, even in boring as fuck photoshoots.

Josephine Skriver Topless

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