Josephine Skriver is hot in Bathing Suits cuz she was created in a lab…as a reverse abortion…make life from nothing, instead of ending life from sluts who like cum in them while not on Birth Control….

I am not a religious man, so I don’t know if jerking off requires an end goal to Christians, but I figure it must be confusing for a religious person who is taught that a man should not masturbate.

I guess they see it as a wasted load, since no attempts at breeding are in the mix as you violate yourself to reruns of the Golden Girls or whatever it is that weird religious freaks jerk off to.…

It is spilling your seed for the sole purpose of personal pleasure, which I guess isn’t very Christian at all. There is not SelfCare Sunday in Church motherfuckers…that’s just for instagram..which is arguably the new generations couch…what they all live by….but that isn’t really a church..

So I am guessing the religious folk, tempted by all the porn they see are out there making life out of their jerking off, so they give it to lesbians on Craigslist… creating a new fetish of knocking bitches up while creating new life. Masturbate with purpose….for God…

In Josephine Skriver’s case, her dad jerked off and created her, a designer baby thanks to biology…he was a marine biologist…which is way weirder than what you do with your cum…you know smearing it on your chest and/or eating it…but I guess some people are more motivated at jacking off.

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