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2019

20

Feb

Josephine Skriver Got Them Tits On of the Day

Josephine Skriver Tits On

This is my second Josephine Skriver post today…because she’s so busy and because I have a very important question that I brought up in the last post no one will read….since she was created in a test tube and that is:

Do God’s people and the anti abortion people get mad at IVF?

I feel like there are some infertile people standing outside Abortion Clinics throwing rotten meat carved into fetus shapes saying “there’s a heartbeat at 6 days you scum”….out there who are also getting IVF treatments to get knocked up…thanks to all the radiation in the air killing off reproductive organs…

Here are some IVF tits.

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2019

20

Feb

Josephine Skriver’s Slutty Pose of the Day

Josephine Skriver is some feat of modern science. She is the TESLA of Titties…you know revolutionizing models everywhere with some high tech genetic modification tactics used to create some designer model pussy….possibly funded by Victoria’s Secret…her dad a homosexual Marine Biologist, test tub babied her into what you are looking at….and sent her off to America with a heft contract to be a promo model…the best damn promo model she can be…and is now famous because of it…

She’s 25, getting old, possibly inclined to get some weird cancers from being created in a test tube…but here for now…living her best unnatural…anti god life…She’s the opposite of an abortion….you know life that shouldn’t have happened, happening…where as an abortion is life that should happen, not happening….FUNNY.

Here are some Victoria’s Secret Bullshit…of the Day…

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2019

12

Feb

Josephine Skriver Ridiculous Tits of the Day

Josephine Skriver tits are ridiculous here…

This is some brand deal she’s partnered up with who produce Women’s clothing.

So these tactics of hit model looking hot with hot tits pulled out of a hot bathing suit…is designed to target women…

A reminder That all the sexuaized and misogynistic content all these fuckers say slut content caters to…and encourages is false.

Bitches are competitive with hot chicks. They want to dress like hot chicks. They want to be hot chicks. So they watch the hot chicks. Copy the hot chicks. It is how they become hot chicks.

So fuck all the haters who say chicks don’t like titty pics of models. Chicks love it so much they buy what these sex workers are selling.

That’s what perpetuates the whole thing. Women. Are. Crazy.

Here she is in lingerie

Josephine Skriver Fishtnets Lingerie

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2019

07

Feb

Josephine Skriver in Underwear of the Day

Josephine Skriver is some built in a lab by a Marine Biologist out of Sea Plankton, old semen pulled out of a hot tub at the Gay Sauna, cuz her dad is gay…the donor egg or what I guess she calls her mom…because you never tell the subject of the science experiment that they are a subject of a science experiment and you try to raise them as normal as you can…was some lesbian….and I assume the study was funded by Victoria’s Secret to own her…it’s cheaper when you own a model, than when you pay them their rates…Modern Slavery…but not really because they paid to have a genetically modified model from wherever she’s from….

I guess none of that evil corporation genetic modification – playing god shit matters…when you got her posing slutty….

Here’s some cleavage…

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2019

10

Jan

Josephine Skriver Lingerie of the Day

Josephine Skriver Tits Pussy Blue Lingerie 2

I would say the highlight of my life in the last 24 hours was Josephine Skriver / Josephine Skriver’s assistant interacting with my comment on her INSTAGRAM post…

I asked if she hated LA…..and she said she didn’t….because interacting with your audience is what all these whores on social media do…it boosts their numbers, it boosts their engagement, it allows them to sell more campaigns on their social media, it allows them to be seen on social media based on the algorithm and it is a smart thing for these people who make a lot of money to do…USE the system….GO where the money is…even if social media bores me and I only look at it when I take my daily painful thanks to Hemorrhoids I hope aren’t anal cancer…shit….

POINT being….her engaging with my comment…worked…and reminded me of how great she is as a model, from the Test Tube funded by Victorias Secret 20 years ago, to being released to NYC where she lost her virginity to her Fiance, to looking amazing half naked along the way…I like this futurist, high tech pussy….even though she doesn’t know who I am and if she did, I woulda been blocked….I blame google for not popping DrunkenStepfather up when Josephine Skriver googles herself…

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2018

29

Nov

Josephine Skriver and Jasmine Tookes Hard Nipples of the Day

Jasmine Tookes Josephine Skriver Hard Nipples Braless 1

Josephine Skriver just got engaged…

All I have to say to that is that the power of love is real man…Romance is real man….but more interesting, I have some inside scoop on her husband / mooch to be, and that is that he has been fucking Victoria’s Secret models, and really all kinds of models for years….he’s a New York, or was a New York scenester with some shitty band….he’s been around….but apparently….when Josephine Skriver crawled out of the lab her biologist “dad” or “creator” made her in and was sold off to the underwear brand…this dude was at the airport to get her….she was a virgin at the time, he popped the cherry and I guess figured it was so good to have this BOT or AI with an amazing body onto him as the first love of her life…so he stuck it out…she bought them a house in Nashville where he can pretend to be a musician and now he’ll likely make hot little AI babies…assuming she’s not infertile…you know how cloning fucks up reproductive organs….probably not as bad as her Fiance did….you know the HYMEN thief….but it’s nice that love conquered all..

Here are her nipples with jasmine Tooke to celebrate love.


Jasmine Tookes Titty Pop…

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2018

21

Nov

Josephine Skriver Lingerie of the Day

Josephine Skriver Sexy Lingerie

Josephine Skriver is one of the most hyped up Victoria’s Secret model, and maybe it’s because of Taylor Swift, but I like to think it’s because everyone is so tech savvy these days, they find it interesting that Victoria’s Secret funded some test tube genetically modified clone created in a lab and raised by her gay parents as a normal person – despite being a science experiment that hasn’t self destructed yet…..

I figure if genetic modification looks this good, sign me the fuck up….

Unfortunately, I fucking hate Victoria’s Secret catalog pics, and all catalog pics for that matter, so any one of these photoshop nippled bitches is far less interesting, even when I know she lost her virginity to her current boyfriend, the catalog pics make her so fucking boring.


Josephine Skriver Sexy Lingerie Topless

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2018

07

Nov

Josephine Skriver Got Them Titties On of the Day

Josephine Skriver Big Tits Bra and Short Shorts

Josephine Skriver is some AI genetically modified Pussy that has only had sex with one dirty model fucker who hangs outside the VS headquarters to trap the new comers…

And she looks pretty good until she self destructs when you push the wrong button….

All these whores be driving as much traffic to an infomercial as possible..like the shamwow guy with less rapes! And more want to rapes. By you sick fucks.


Josephine Skriver Big Tits Bra and Short Shorts

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2018

17

Oct

Josephine Skriver Naked and Wet of the Day

Josephine Skriver Naked and Wet Tits and Ass

Josephine Skriver is probably the hottest of the Victoria’s Secret models….and she’s out there naked, showing off her amazing body, because what the fuck else are you supposed to do when you’re an underwear model trying to keep up with all the whores out there…you gotta whore out in your own way too and her body, as you already know is awesome….

The best thing thing about Josephine Skriver is not that she is a Sci/fi movie premise you can all jerk off to….which isn’t saying much because you can jerk off to anything and everything….you are good at one thing….it’s a creepy thing…but don’t let people underestimate you….or put you down…you have a skill…and that’s what matters and at the rate things are going, that skill..the ability to jerk off to anything will be all anyone needs to get by…

That said, she was created in a lab by her biologist homosexual father and his lesbian donor egg…probably funded by the evil Empire she works for and who pays her bonus for posts on social media like this…you know it all helps the cause…and is the reason they do these longterm deals.

She was clearly genetically modifed, may die of some weird cancer because her homosexual dad played god…but at least her time here looked this good….

The best thing about Josephine Skriver is that when she came to America to work for the brand. She was a VIRGIN!! The guy she’s with, a serial model fucker broker her in and they are still together in love…but amazing to think she’s only fucked 1 dude in her life, not that it means she doesn’t have herpes from taht one dude…but still pretty unscathed in terms of number of dicks inside her….and if that’s not hot…you’re crazy.

Josephine Skriver Sexy Naked Wet Ass
Josephine Skriver Sexy Naked Wet Nipples

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2018

26

Sep

Josephine Skriver Ass Shot of the Day

Josephine Skriver Ass in Black Thong Jersey

The most disappointing thing about these Josephine Skriver or THIS Josephine Skriver picture is that she posted it to promote Football, or her favorite team, the Raiders, who I guess she’s getting paid to promote, because she’s from Europe, what the fuck business does she have being a fan of a footaball team, unless it’s just for their colors, who fucking knows, but it’s been something I’ve seen on her feed for over a year, and something that I saw this weekend when she posted it, that I even screenshotted because I was like “I’ll post that on Monday”….to which I forgot to post on Monday, because ultimately there are too many sluts getting naked for likes that I can’t keep track of them all, and really I find the whole thing irritating, like when you work in an ice cream shop and can’t eat ice cream, staring at this shit all day doesn’t negatively affect me or turn me gay, but it irritates me how boring it may be…

What isn’t boring is the storyline I’ve written from this one who was created in a lab by her biologist homosexual father and his lesbian donor egg…probably funded by the evil Empire she works for and who pays her bonus for posts on social media like this…

Naughty, slutty, but she’s doing it for her team bro…

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