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2021

30

Sep

Josephine Skriver Bra of the Day

Nashville based test tube baby who was genetically modified long before it was TRENDY…if anything she was potentially a science experiment paid for by some NGOs or whatever, but what the fuck do I know about 1990s genetic science…cloning…etc…I mean that’s all sci/fi right? They’ve just had the technology to make an embryo hot…designer babies…what a concept…from a very weird fucking place…what could go wrong?

Apparently, nothing…NOTHING can go wrong…she doesn’t have any weird shit on her physical self, doesn’t mean weird cancers aren’t brewing, but maybe her biologist dad’s funding involved some anti-aging modifications, maybe Skriver will LIVE to be 300 and continue to be the Honeypot proving just how good trans humanism is….

She’s got her tits out, because they equipped her with good tits and I am a fan of hot chicks, no matter how they get there, so long as they are hot…I mean far more interesting, even though less subservient than a standard sex doll, just WAY more fucking expensive because you need to hire the scientists, the family to raise her cuz if you raise her yourself, that’s just fucking weird, but if you’re rich, why the fuck wouldn’t you make your sugar baby as perfect as you can…

Not that she’s a sugar baby, she’s probably the one who pays the way for her man, but I know nothing about these people, I just look at their tits and really that’s enough for me…

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2021

27

Sep

Josephine Skriver Pussy of the Day

Outtake from this shoot

This is the single most important picture that I’ve seen this month, maybe this year…it’s an outtake of Josephine Skriver that is doing the rounds from a photoshoot with the iconic and legendary nude photographer champ DAVID BELLEMERE who for a while was getting ALL the fashion shoots, back before the whole MeToo bullshit tried to take out the hot nude shoots that everyone was doing at the time…

The reason this shoot is important is because you can basically see her whole pussy, which is what I am into looking at as a fan of pussy, and it’s a pretty nice looking pussy.

I am also all for seeing panties pulled up into a cunt, you know the outer lips just eating the fucking panties so that we get to see all the pussy lip fatness…

This is basically the PERFECT angle of the top model, who for the record was created in a test tube by some biologist who was into designer babies…meaning he definitely modified her DNA to be hot, in early work for what we hope they implement in the future generations of test tube babies, meaning that he designed this perfect and lovely pussy as part of his scientific work….

The other exciting thing about this pussy flash is that I have good reason to believe thanks to a very reputable source that Skriver was a virgin when she moved to NYC to Victoria’s Secret, only to meet the model fucker she ended up marrying, meaning that she may have only had one dick in this pussy that’s being put on display….that doesn’t mean it’s a clean pussy, I mean her husband as previously mentioned was a model fucker and we know some models fuck their way to the top….so AIDS could have happened along the way…but that’s not the kind of thing to deter a motherfucker like me from wishing this was smothering me to death….

I mean…the ULTIMATE cameltoe….the ULTIMATE clothed but that’s her whole pussy….I mean this puts all ASSHOLE BEHIND thongs to fucking shame…

THIS is the most important image that has come out in the last year….or more…amazing.

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2021

08

Sep

Josephine Skriver Flexible of the Day

I had these pictures of Josephine Skriver one peice bathing suit pics lined up a few days ago, they weren’t all that inspiring and didn’t really give me anything to say about them, not that I have anything to say about any of these idiots, but I really had nothing to say about this…

She’s sunning her pussy, that’s what I’m seeing..cuz this is a pussy first kind of approach to a photo and as a PUSSY ambassador who loves all things pussy, that’s more than enough to justify this repost…

The best thing about Josephine Skriver is that the pussy she’s tanning is straight up from a lab, her dad a creepy scientist who made her in a test tube and I am so sure that he made key selections in the DNA code he injected into the egg…

She makes a good case for cloning…In the event you didn’t know, cloning is real, you can clone your dog in Texas for 50,000 dollars, I know, cuz I looked into it….so they definitely know how to clone people, and they’ve definitely got armies of clones in underground bunkers around the world…I mean at least you’d assume that…since that’s what evil people would do with that technology…some fucking “Secret Projects”…

I would just make an army of pussy to ride on my face…and your wife can’t call it cheating like she does every time I come home with dirty hooker dick smellin’…cuz they’re barely human…just an updated AI….

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2021

13

Aug

Josephine Skriver Nipples of the Day

Josephine Skriver is doing some fashion show that I saw yesterday or posted yesterday because she reposted her brother’s video of her walking…..

Meaning, her brother saw her full tits in a sheer top and her gnarly cameltoe that allows us all to wonder if he jerks off to her work, you know showing some support to the family that may not be actual family because they were both born in a lab….but genetically they are siblings….weird.

YES, Skriver is a creature of the future, because on some AI android ready for the singularity that’s clearly on it’s way….

She was made in a lab by some gay mad scientist biologist with a god complex trying to make designer women of the future….since they’ll need that technology if everyone is sterilized or in CDC workcamps…

He did a good job and she hasn’t died of some weird cancer yet and she must be 30 by now…making me wonder where they’ve gone with the technology since her early model start….

The good news is that if all women are like SKRIVER in the future, you’ll be a happy slave class, because she’s pretty fucking good…even if she’s built from EVIL.

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2021

30

Jul

Josephine Skriver Bikini of the Day

The future may seem bleak, but I am not really a doomsdayer and I don’t really fucking care, we’re all going to die anyway, the future is technically always bleak…because it always ends with DEATH…

Josephine Skriver is from the future, like all you people into experimental medical treatments, she’s a fucking experiment that’s worked..

I know people don’t believe that there’s technology beyond what we are already exposed to, but keep in mind the Sheep Dolly was cloned in 1996, don’t you think they’ve gone onto crazier advancements in genetics that you don’t know about because of obvious ethical concerns…you can’t just clone people out in the open, it’s gotta be done secretively…the living and breathing TWITTER BOT…

Then there”s the whole technology to control weather, that if you tell someone about they’ll think you’re an Alex Jones…but back in the BEIJING Olympics, they were shooting rockets into the sky to move the smog..that was in 2008…

Think about where the iphone was at in 2008, I think it was only launched mid 2007….OH HOW FAR WE HAVE COME….

Then there’s recent stories of UAE creating RAIN….or Military ships creating Earthquakes…NOTHING IS AS IT SEEMS.

So this experiment was one in designer genetics, created in a lab, with a gay marine biologist dad’s sperm and a lesbian’s egg, in what I’d think wasn’t two people coming together to make babies, but rather two people coming together for science…

And in this case, science fucking won, all women should be genetically modified like CORN, because look at this fucking specimen….not dead of CANCER yet….so it worked….and look at her genetically modified ass…it’s AMAZING….

I guess she’s a bit of a cheater, since she was made in a test tube while the other girls relied on traditional genetics, but that’s ok, if the tech exists, why not use it to control the minds of the masses…and to keep the powers that be in charge…


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2021

27

Jul

Josephine Skriver Test Tube Cleavage of the Day

Josephine Skriver Test Tube Cleavage

Josephine Skriver was made in a test tube because she’s a modern test subject of the miserable future we are getting a bullshit taste of…

You know, the one where these pervert fucks on social media chasing clout on social media have zero knowledge or wisdom. They are just shells of humans who don’t even know how to interact or have conversations with other people. Glued to their phones but really only talking to themselves, to a screen….but they assume the responses they get are from another person….one that is arm’s length away and that you have no actual connection to…

The content you see is all targeted to you, the ads you see targeted to you, your credit card, always available to purchase things you don’t need.

Your human connections are null, there is no longer love or romance, it’s just jerking off to yourself in the mirror, or to porn, maybe it’s a find a random for meaningless sex on a dating app, you know cuz you don’t want to get bogged down and not be able to fuck all the other girls out there ready to fuck…assuming you still have your penis and haven’t cut it off yet…

There is nothing wrong with tradition, with conservatism, with a balance between the new and the old, that’s how we learn, how we grow, how we relate to each other…there is nothing wrong with talking to each other, having different points of view, debate…rather than just being angry at each other….

So consume, live in your echo chamber, watch their netflix and be polluted by their agenda, order your food, be alone in your pod, own nothing…be happy…

And like Skriver and her hot tits, babies will be made in a lab, not in a home…

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2021

03

Jun

Josephine Skriver Wet of the Day

Josephine Skriver may have the most embarrassing husband, some barely a rockstar dude from some irrelevant band, who moved them to Nashville for him to continue his musical career as a songwriter for people who are hopefully far less lame than him…not that this is about the “rockstar” no one’s ever heard of who secures the pussy of the Victoria’s Secret models when they get off the plane…because he got the job as model-handler…possibly a paid position from the brand…or maybe just something you’d volunteer for since fucking models is payment in and of itself…and before Skriver…this clown dated Demi Lovato – disgusting….and Sara Sampaio….another VS girl we don’t really understand where she surfaced from…

Anyway, this is about Skriver and not the creep that took her virginity and made an honest woman out of her through manipulation tactics…the WELCOME wagon in a WELCOME TO AMERICA this is my dick….she was made in a test tube, some genetic experiment conducted by a gay man and his lesbian egg donor…who I am sure designed her to be as hot as she is….so I’ll give her a break when it comes to her choice in COCK.

Josephine Skriver Bikini

Josephine Skriver Bikini

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2021

13

May

Josephine Skriver Test Tube Body of the Day

Josephine Skriver was created in a test tube using probably illegal genetic modification processes to make a hot model by design as that is the future of our society now that no one has a uterus left because of the vaccine..right?

I figure there were laws that made it illegal to do in America, but Denmark…they’re more open to those kind of things…

So her dad, a gay guy and her mom a lesbian, came together in a testube and grew this masterpiece.

I don’t know how well she’ll hold up, is she even fully human, maybe they deleted all potential for cancer cell growth…and she’ll live to 250…or it could all implode as she ages exponentially faster than normals but at least her time here was hot as shit.

These pics of her…hot as shit…

I am a fan of non conventionally birthing, because the whole sterile women thing is a hot concept for those of us not into making babies…CUM IN EVERYONE….THE FUTURE is bleak but at least there are tits in it.



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2020

21

Sep

Josephine Skriver Nipple Slip of the Day

I appreciate Josephine Skriver for a few reasons, the main one being that she was built in a lab or test tube by a biologist father who you know jacked up her DNA and selected her key features by altering her DNA, obviously, he was probably funded by Victoria’s Secret.

I am sure there a bunch of genetic glitches, she was an early model, but for the most part, she’s pretty fucking hot.

I’ve heard that she’s married or getting married to the guy she lost her virginity with, meaning only one dirty dick has been up in her, but that’s just rumors. The guy she’s with is rumored to be known as the Victoria’s Secret model dater, it validates his failures as a musician I guess…I don’t even know that guy, but he is a lurker in the lobby of the office I’m sure and now he lives in Nashville with this babe…who may die of some rare cancers thanks to the experiment her dad made….

I’ve also heard she’s the Raiders’ mascot…and into wearing overalls with her tits out on instagram, which is the only way you should wear overalls, which reminds me of a trip I took to vegas 20 years ago where some hick farmer who probably saved for years for this big dream trip…only to walk through the casino shirtless and in overalls before it was a style…when it was just hick farmer shit….it had a different impact on my soul and life than this babe and her hot tits…that prove instagram is a softcore porn site traded publicly. Weird.

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2020

04

Sep

Josephine Skriver Negatively Impacted by COVID of the Day

It is nice to see how these rich and beautiful people are so negatively effected by COVID, that their lives still take place in IDYLLIC places for the photo because unlike our normals, they can’t catch that VIRUS, they just pretend they can for the sake of social media to perpetuate the lies of the ELITE man……

Not to mention, Josephine Skriver isn’t even human, she was created in a lab from human DNA but as far as I’m concerned she’s an imposter, an android, a product of narcissism and design….and there’s nothing hotter than wondering when her DNA glitch will take her out for her GODLESS entry to the world….

I’m just joking, hot tits, more bitches should be made in a lab…..and try to keep them dumb and into sucking dick with those genetic alterations….A LITTLE OFF THE TOP DNA barber…we don’t need them hot and smart…we just need em hot…and ready to suck dick..

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