I appreciate Josephine Skriver for a few reasons, the main one being that she was built in a lab or test tube by a biologist father who you know jacked up her DNA and selected her key features by altering her DNA, obviously, he was probably funded by Victoria’s Secret.

I am sure there a bunch of genetic glitches, she was an early model, but for the most part, she’s pretty fucking hot.

I’ve heard that she’s married or getting married to the guy she lost her virginity with, meaning only one dirty dick has been up in her, but that’s just rumors. The guy she’s with is rumored to be known as the Victoria’s Secret model dater, it validates his failures as a musician I guess…I don’t even know that guy, but he is a lurker in the lobby of the office I’m sure and now he lives in Nashville with this babe…who may die of some rare cancers thanks to the experiment her dad made….

I’ve also heard she’s the Raiders’ mascot…and into wearing overalls with her tits out on instagram, which is the only way you should wear overalls, which reminds me of a trip I took to vegas 20 years ago where some hick farmer who probably saved for years for this big dream trip…only to walk through the casino shirtless and in overalls before it was a style…when it was just hick farmer shit….it had a different impact on my soul and life than this babe and her hot tits…that prove instagram is a softcore porn site traded publicly. Weird.

TITS BE EVERYWHERE!

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