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2022

02

Aug

Josephine Skriver White Bikini of the Day

Josephine Skriver is a genetically modified model, who was created in a lab by a biologist who I guess understood the importance or the opportunity of the whole designer baby made in a lab movement, I mean maybe he was funded by the eugencists with a plan to sterilize all people in hopes of only breeding favorable humans to populate the earth, or mars, with….which probably isn’t a bad thing, since the worst idiots out there reproduce and in reproducing, the worst idiots out there maybe idiots together, who go onto make more idiots, and I guess we’re left with the premise of Mike Judge’s Idiocracy and if their lab made babies look like this, if this is model 1, only to build better off of….I’m into it.

The designer bikini model, possibly funded by Victoria’s Secret, raised to adult form, without dying of any weird hybrid human cancers, is in a white bikini, celebrating her favorite team, the Raiders, giving everyone around some patio ass you’d want to stare at from the building across the way, because voyeurism is real and the only good thing about high rise apartments in a downtown core….

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