When I was a lot younger, I was told by some biker broad in some dive bar in Florida that riding her motorbike makes her cum…which to me was shocking, like I said I was young and not used to aggressive women who looked like men and who you’d expect to fuck women, but actually fucked me, talking about cumming on their motorbikes…but since then, any girl on a motorbike I’ve seen, I’ve thought “she’s either cumming, about to cum, or just came”…and I don’t even know if they do cum from the bike vibrations, I’ve never been that close to another female biker since, they scare me with their manliness…but when the biker is Skriver, all reckless without a helmet on, bared ass…it makes me want to lick the seat or at least smell it when she’s in the gas station cleaning up after squirting on the seat…and now I am inspired for a new hobby to partake in this summer…which is good timing since I have no hobbies or passions…but sniffing motorbike seats may be it….some people paint, some people do crafts, some people collect shit, some people play instruments…I’m talentless, but confident in my ability to SNIFF warm seats and hopefully NOT get caught…but even if I do…what are they going to say to me…”Get outta here pervert”..which for a pervert…that’s really not that big of a deal…I KNOW I AM A PERVERT…that’s why I’m sniffing your bike seat LADY who I am compelled to call SIR.

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